Shamandalie
23-09-2005, 19:19
Obviously, this is something the creator of the game cannot do anything against, but it is really hilarious! I had to think twice before I made a choice about this one. It really sais ´plagues´ there... but it turns out to be my national animal, so this is what you get: a country that wants plagues on its dinner table... :rolleyes: This is what I copied from my issues:
Shamandalie Decides:
Plagues on the Dinner Table?
The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Shamandalie's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that plagues could be added to the menu.
The Debate
"The fact is, the plague population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Alexei Trax. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have plague kebabs, plague pies, plague-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
[Accept]
"I agree that something needs to be done about plague over-population," says random passer-by Violet Summers, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
[Accept]
"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Jazz du Pont. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The plagues were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The plague is part of what makes Shamandalie a great nation!"
[Accept]
Shamandalie Decides:
Plagues on the Dinner Table?
The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Shamandalie's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that plagues could be added to the menu.
The Debate
"The fact is, the plague population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Alexei Trax. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have plague kebabs, plague pies, plague-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
[Accept]
"I agree that something needs to be done about plague over-population," says random passer-by Violet Summers, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
[Accept]
"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Jazz du Pont. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The plagues were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The plague is part of what makes Shamandalie a great nation!"
[Accept]