NationStates Jolt Archive


Antarctic Oasis, the world's main hideaway for despicable regimes

Lois-Must-Die
23-09-2005, 17:19
Since everyone else is doing it ... consider this an open invitation to join our blessed psychosis, extended by our insane 1-year-old dictator ....

"We want to let you in on one the best-kept secrets in the NationStates world: the vast moneymaking opportunities to be had in settling your nation in a hostile, imposing Antarctic wasteland! We have transformed what was once a frozen hell on Earth into a commercial paradise of bustling glacial seaports, breathtaking ice metropolises and endless mining enterprises to harvest the land of its plentiful gold, oil and uranium reserves. The indigenous penguins make excellent pets (and/or butlers), and the more vicious ones can be trained in the arts of war. Our natural isolation from the international community (as well as the tyrannical United Nations) also allows us to produce all the unconventional arms we please and sell them to whomever we like, making our region the perfect solitude for aspiring rogue dictatorships to build up their power and exercise their maniacal fury in secret.

"National wealth and prosperity are just one click away (or, rather, two). Simply visit the Antarctic Oasis homepage (www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_region/region=antarctic_oasis), then click on 'Move your nation to Antarctic Oasis today!' "