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It Does say this is an acceptible debate for the gameplay section, so i ask you:

Is a Llama a cooler national animal than a squirrel?

Yey! 100% for squirrels so far!

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What do you mean only i've voted?.....

Come on you squirrels! Honestly, I can't believe why anyone would prefer a llama or a ninja to the great creature that is the squirrel (though that said, otters are sacred in our country, so I'd have to be careful on this point).

Leonard Otterby
Compadrian Member at the U.N.

Well, if it's going to be between llamas and squirrels, I'd have to say squirrel. But this is only because my national animal, the jackrabbit, seems to be closer to a squirrel than a llama, at least in looks.

Okay, putting Ninjas on there isn't even fair, man. Llamas and Squirrels have no fucking chance at all. And if you vote for squirrels, then...
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Squirrels

Do squirrels live in the forest? Check.
Do Llamas live in the forest? Eh, why not.

Are Llamas tasty? I'm not sure.
Are squirrels tasty? Yep.

I'm going for squirrels based on my o-so-scientific assessment of the evidence. :D

Here´s a llama
There´s a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy llama
Funny llama
Llama llama
Duck

-Do not link to albino black sheep.- (edited by Euroslavia)

Then again, badgers (http://badgerbadgerbadger.com/) are also very good...

Llamas, to be sure.

Llamas all da way! Nothing can beat a llama. My friend knows a crossdressing llama named Lucille and no we're not on crack.
Have you ever seen a llama?

(Sonaj, you might want to shuffle that abs link away before the mods see it.)

Llamas are bigger than frogs.

Dude! Squirrels kick butt!

But it all depends on the circumstances. Llamas are cool, but alpacas are better than llamas. So, Squirrels are better than alpacas that are better than llamas! See! It works!

However I do love all three of them. :D

I don't know i think that maybe we got our priorities mixed, i mean come on a squirrel is better than a llama, just shoot me now! :headbang: Anyway the rabid werewolf/monkey pirate making doomsday devices would win anyday, doncha think? So lets anialate the squirrels and the llamas, yeah! :mp5: and then the world becomes oh so happy! ;)

My vote would be biased, so I voted for; Obligatory no-vote option counted as 'ninjas are best' .

Well since Llamas are the animal of my nation it is an obvious choice :D

GO LLAMAS... though magical trevor is also good.

Definitely squirrels. They are, after all, Thamesland's national animal!

:lama: :sniper:

Then again, badgers (http://badgerbadgerbadger.com/) are also very good...

Thanx for the link. It's pretty cool!

Squirrels, if only because Czardas's climate doesn't support llamas. :p

Wow! 3 first posts in 2 pages!

Living in Peru, I choose the mighty llama over the lowly squirrel. However, the three toed tree sloth leaves reigns supreme.

I think it is a little psychotic to be making this debate. However, I am not playing with a full deck of cards I gotta go with the Squirrels. BECAUSE SOMEDAY MY ARMY OF GERBILS AND SQUIRRELS WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!! :p

I think it is a little psychotic to be making this debate. However, I am not playing with a full deck of cards I gotta go with the Squirrels. BECAUSE SOMEDAY MY ARMY OF GERBILS AND SQUIRRELS WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!! :p
You mean your pitiful mortal creatures will depose me and my 20 million deathless bodyguards? Not likely. :p

I voted for the Llamas because I like ducks.

Llamas! Because they're cool as hell!

LLAMA!!! That just feels so ggod to say/type....LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA......................................................................................
..........LLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAA!!!!
I vote for llama.

i like Bunyips, Bunyips are cool.

I can't believe any of you!! Ninjas are so OBVIOUSLY the best.

Are you serious? I mean honestly, the obvious answer is ninjas, hands down. If you are having trouble answering this think of it like this: "Would i rather be a llama, a squirrel, or a ninja?" I mean it isnt really even fair to include ninjas in the argument.
Oh, and what is a Bunyip?


(By the way the Ninja is my national animal, and I declared that before i even looked at this thread.)

Squirrels better win or I'll unleash my vast army of squirrel warriors! .........................................................Chipmunks would be way better...

Squirrels better win or I'll unleash my vast army of squirrel warriors! .........................................................Chipmunks would be way better...
Well im pretty sure that one ninja could easily massacre a "vast army of squirrel warriors". Now, if they were ninja squirrels that might take a gaggle of ninjas.

(do ninjas travel in gaggles?)

Well im pretty sure that one ninja could easily massacre a "vast army of squirrel warriors". Now, if they were ninja squirrels that might take a gaggle of ninjas.

(do ninjas travel in gaggles?)

But these Squirrel warriors are trained in various attacking forms:

Close combat warfare: :mp5:

Martial arts: :fluffle:

There are special forces teams: :sniper: |:headbang:

And sometimes gangster squirrels from the south side of Minneapolis, MN are recruited :gundge:

omg i looooooove llamas they r the greatest animal in the world along with emus, moses and chinchillas

But these Squirrel warriors are trained in various attacking forms:

Close combat warfare: :mp5:

Martial arts: :fluffle:

There are special forces teams: :sniper: |:headbang:

And sometimes gangster squirrels from the south side of Minneapolis, MN are recruited :gundge:

still i think ninjas would have the upper hand, if your squirrel armies were distracted by some nuts then :sniper: it's aaaaaaaaall over

llamas rock but not as much as goats ;)

still i think ninjas would have the upper hand, if your squirrel armies were distracted by some nuts then :sniper: it's aaaaaaaaall over


Ok fine you win, but I still like my squirrels better.

Squirrels are better can I ask why you made this thread lol.

Teddybears, the manliest animal ever, well besides dogs of course...

Teddybears are like squirrals, and squirrals aren't as unintelligent as llamas, plus they don't spit. Instead they gnaw and gnaw and gnaw, then take out an acorn launcher and...

squirrels are just annoying. Llamas all the way (only cos cats aren't an option) :D

A prize goes to whoever comes up with a good joke that makes sense using the following opening line:

"A Rabbi, a Buddhist, and a llama..."

It's so obvious that squirrels rule over llamas anyday. >=P

Thats just what the Llamas want the squirrels to think, it makes them easier to control

"A Rabbi, a Buddhist, and a llama..."[/QUOTE]

I have no clue why a Buddhist would hang out with a f*@%ing
llama. That makes about as much sense as a Kamakazii piolot wearing a helmet. The day I hang out at local bar with a llama is the day pigs fly, hell freezes over, or Bush wins an election without rigging the votes!!!!!!!

oh Squirrels all the way

Squirrels are superior. Llamas have the more advanced biological structure but it is important to note that squirrels are more prevalent. If the llamas and squirrels were to fight a war the llamas would be driven into the sea.

Somebody should write a 20 page paper on why squirrels are superior.

I refuse to vote because the video the first choice refers to is horribly annoying, but llama > squirrel. Of course, a Nianaciana tiger would mistake the national animal competition for a buffet and eat them both...:P

Squirrels are the best! They are cute, cuddly and can climb trees and llamas are just a bit funny-looking. At anyrate, the greatest animal is my national animal, the dolphin! Yay dolphins! :)

You do realise that voting for squirrels means that the llamas will let the ducks get you in the afterlife?

Here´s a llama
There´s a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy llama
Funny llama
Llama llama
Duck

I saw that animation. It's sooooo funny! :) *dies laughing*

I had to choose squirrels as they live most peacefully in the forests of Xantru alongside our revered porcupines. From the import of two dozen llamas last year we found that they knock porcupines from the trees by hocking disgusting spittle into the porcupines little faces. The llamas also have a nasty habit of stomping on things that they find worrysome like porcupines. In general the import of llamas was a disaster, we slaughtered them and used the meat as bait for the wretched coyotes.

Both choices are nothing more than false choices designed to lead the foolish astray.

The only TRUTH is that the righteous CHICKEN is the animal of holy fury! Woe betide those unfortunates that do no listen to what the chicken has to say. For as it is written in the Holy Book of Cluck that when the chicken says 'Cluck', we must all obey!

Obey the Chicken!

Obey!

OBEY!
~fnord!~

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everyone knows that ninjas are the coolest

everyone knows that ninjas are the coolest

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/Catalyst2/piratesninjas.jpg

Everyone knows that!

Still, I choose squirrels, 'cause they're so cute!

llamas, of course...

Squirrels cause they're SEXIER!

Yes, I live in the south. YEEEHAW!

That's hard. I love the psychotic randomness that makes a squirrel a good berserker, but then the horse-sheep mutation that is the llama....I guess...I'll go...LLAMA!

This thread has been going since March and it is still actually about the O.P. I just wanted to congratulate all of you who have posted. :fluffle:

Oh, wait, never mind. Stupid non-American date format thingy.... :confused:

Squirrels are great...FOR ME TO POOP ON. -- Triumph

Crocostimpy.

Not one of the choices? Damn. Squirrel, I guess, for constantly thwarting fearless leader. Though llamas have a beak for eating honey, unless Monty Python is grossly mistaken.

Squirrels win on this 1, sure they look so cute, but there planing somthing, you can see it in there eyes, there evil little minds are planing somthing i tel u! just watch your backs ppl, watch your backs, the squirrel armys are vast in numbers, everyday there numbers mulitply, 1 day they will start there war on hummanity...