NationStates Jolt Archive


NS Description (mis)Translations

Santa Barbara
27-08-2005, 23:40
I was bored, and having some fun with Babelfish, so I decided to see what a simple translation+plus+re-translation would do with my NS description.

English-Chinese-Chinese-English

The saint banana plant divination pulls rules as a dictatorship the anarchy is giant, in the society progresses the country, remarkably for its penalty income tax rate. It is tenacious, assiduous, the intelligent population 565.8 million enjoys some richest life style in this region, only if they are the unemployment or the working class, differently starves in them to the death or by the disease which easily may prevent cripples in the situation. It is difficult to tell where to be omnipresent, liberal, approved business government stops with the surplus society starting, but it effectively does not rule by Department of Defense, accepts nearly the fund by the region for example society equality and the social security by the comparison. The average income tax rate is 100%. Operates privately the department the strongman leads by uranium mining industry, follows by Arms Manufacturing and the automotive industry. The Jennifer government was the bestseller, the national youth time is taken is not having the error is all crimes, the fur coat has become the new fashion trend, and the government usually hired the contractor to construct the high rise apartment. The crime cripples. The saint banana plant Bo La national animal is becomes extinct the panda, and is national affection 主菜, and its currency is the commercial credit.

I particularly like how it got the simple population wrong. "The saint banana plant" is fun too.

Wouldn't it be nice to, one day, wake up and all NS descriptions have been Babelfished?

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As for the fortune-telling of the installation of the banana of the saint as for disorder kacw of the thing society which is enormous dictatorial system, pulls the rule for ratio of tax of earnings of that criminal paragraph which advances the country, impressively. If thing that you can hesitate easily unemployment or work class, being such as him, but another way you make death be hungry, or from the sickness cut off in state some 1000000 of 565,8 enjoying more abundant living of this area it is fixed, diligence, as for gorgeous population. Those presently, broad-mindedness, are attitude of official recognition anywhere of government in regard to operation of beginning the society of surplus, but it is difficult, to say somewhere it does not control effectively from the defense of the minister of state for example the capital city from equality of society of area and social insurance from comparison are almost accepted. Medium-sized ratio of tax of earnings 100%, especially operates from enterprise of the lead metallej'as uranium of the powerful person of section, continues from the production of the arm and automobile industry. As for government of ジェニファー best-# It was seller, at the time of the citizen of the youth being received, her it is crime everything which is the mistake which it does not have, coat of the fur becomes the tendency whose method is new, produces the apartment where the rise which engaged the government usual construction trader is high. It cuts off crime. As for La of BO of the installation of the banana of the saint where is the national animal the panda of eklej'bas and national love which is that? ? It becomes, and that currency that is commercial credit.

I guess human translators aren't going to be put out of a job due to automation just yet...
Gruenberg
27-08-2005, 23:45
There was a thread about this in General recently - Korean works especially well, apparently.