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Hi there.
Im Crazy Bob of Bobs Used Nation Sales. Tired of your Nation? Want to swap from a Liberal Paradise to a Corrupt dictatorship, with out loosing your Billion Population? Just fed up with NS and thinking of leaving the Game? Then Crazy Bob is your new Best friend.

Follow the link to......
a, Get rid of a Puppet/ Leaving NS! Change your Password and telegram Bob with the new one. Simply Park up your puppet nation in My Region and we will ensure it gets a valet and is recycled.

b, Trade in! as above but also let Tell Bob in the telegram which nation you have your eye on. Bob will get back to you with a password for your New Nation.

Its so simple it has to be Crazy!!

Advertisment: Sick of your Nation? Click this link to visit Bob's Used Nations Sales(BUNS) (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_region/region=bobs_used_nation_sales)

Nice one crazy bob!
My friend is enjoying his new nation! Hope you can find a loving leader for my unwanted puppets. This is a great idea :D

Calling all Nations with Unwanted Puppets!

Dont let them die off!

Let crazy bob have them recycled!

Park your unwanted Puppet in the region of "Bobs Used Nation Sales" and telegram "Bobs Used Nations" with the password.

We will see to it that your puppets are cleaned and recycled :D

We are pleased as punch to announce the GRAND REOPENING of BOBS USED NATION SALES (www.nationstates.net/region=bobs_used_nation_sales)!!

With permission from the previous owner, BUNS will soon be offering good-as-new nations to aspiring puppeteers at bargain prices!

Got an old nation you no longer like or can no longer use? Want to trade in your old Corporate Bordello for a Psychotic Dictatorship? Well, what are you waiting for?! Don't let your old puppet just die off! Go see Bob!

Same offers as before:

1. Giveaway! Park your unwanted nation in our lot and telegram Bobs Used NationStates with the password. We'll see to it your old nation gets a brand new home.

2. Trade-in! Park your unwanted nation in our lot and telegram Bobs Used NationStates with the password and the name of the BUNS nation you wish to take in return. Get a "new" nation, foist the old on someone else! It's a win-win!

3. Freebie! If you see a nation you like on your lot, telegram Bobs Used NationStates and ask for the password. It will be delivered to you without delay via The Rejected Realms!

Some fantastic deals await you at Bobs Used Nation Sales! But don't take our word for it! Go see Bob! Go see Bob! Go see Bob!

And now for the fine print:
All nations offered for Giveaway or Trade-in should have their passwords changed prior to any deal made with Bobs Used NationStates. Any nation moved to Bobs Used Nation Sales must have its new password telegrammed to Bobs Used NationStates immediately upon arrival, or else it will be transferred to The Rejected Realms' Bargain Nation Giveaway Lot, where it may not be sold. Any nations sought for Trade-in must be telegrammed to Bobs Used NationStates using a different nation than the one you are trying to sell; otherwise the sale may not be successful. All sold items will be transferred to The Rejected Realms' Bargain Nation Giveaway Lot once the transaction is complete. All sales are final. Neither Bobs Used NationStates nor Bobs Used Nation Sales bears any responsibility for previous damage to used nations, moderated actions accrued before or after any sale, or delusional or hallucinatory effects caused by any newly acquired nations. Use nations acquired from BUNS at your own risk. Telegram Bobs Used NationStates for more details.

The moderator queue fudged up the gravedig bump (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12943374&postcount=4), so here's another! http://209.85.48.12/6802/45/emo/hg%2520%2828%29.gif

Use nations acquired from BUNS at your own risk.

This is not an idle disclaimer. Please note that nations traded from unknown prior owners can have dire effects on ALL your nations, if the prior owner got into trouble with ANY of his/her nations.

Call it the contagion effect, if you will. Letting an 'infected' nation co-mingle with your other nations may infect all your nations. It's like little Michael said ... "One bad apple CAN spoil the whole bunch, girl."

Caveat Emptor, baby.

I'll go ahead and stress and bold that particular passage. It is an important warning.