Hiigarian States
15-08-2005, 09:47
First about Argindia-
Hello! My name is Konstantin! Are you bored? Don't like that you aren’t a creator of this region? Are you good and funny?
Then come to Argindia! New regions were your voice matter! And you will create this region and make it better, stronger, and more like you want! And you are better! And we have a great senate that you can join! So send a telegram to Hiigarian States! And if you want to live find Argindia!
And we have a Senate, CD (Civilian Department), World Inc., People Organization’s and etc. And you are free to create many new organizations!
And I know that it is small but whit your help we can make it a great place to live! And all of the countries are very friendly and will be happy to meet you! Send a telegram to Hiigarian States!
Друзья все к нам!
Friend’s all to us!
And let’s do a new great Argindia!
И давайте сделаем новою Аргиндию!
Wilkommen!
Bienvenue!
Ben Venuti!
1) Click on “The World” in the left-hand bar
2) Type “Argindia” into the “Find Region” box
3) Click on “Move [Your Nation] to Argindia”
4) Join the Forum:
5) You’re now a citizen of Argindia!
And the Jokes!
Top 10 Funny Store Signs
1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."
4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"
5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."
6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.
Tales From The Shire
Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They taker her to ta local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door closes, the hobbit on the outside hears starnge noises through the door, "I can't do it, I can't do it, I CAN'T DO IT!"
In the morning, the second hobbit askes the first, "How did it go?" The first one answers. "It was embarrassing. I simply couldn''t do it."
The second hobbit shook his head. "Manhood problems, eh?"
"No. I couldnt get on the bed!"
A Disney Break Up
Mickey and Minnie have been having problems for some time now and after hearing of Barbie and Ken's break up, they too decide to call it quits. Donald goes to Mickey to console him and says, "She's been a problem since day one. I'm glad you finally saw that she's crazy." Mickey looks at Donald and replies, "No, I broke up with her because she's fucking goofy"
Fish Market
One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.
He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.
Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"
Hello! My name is Konstantin! Are you bored? Don't like that you aren’t a creator of this region? Are you good and funny?
Then come to Argindia! New regions were your voice matter! And you will create this region and make it better, stronger, and more like you want! And you are better! And we have a great senate that you can join! So send a telegram to Hiigarian States! And if you want to live find Argindia!
And we have a Senate, CD (Civilian Department), World Inc., People Organization’s and etc. And you are free to create many new organizations!
And I know that it is small but whit your help we can make it a great place to live! And all of the countries are very friendly and will be happy to meet you! Send a telegram to Hiigarian States!
Друзья все к нам!
Friend’s all to us!
And let’s do a new great Argindia!
И давайте сделаем новою Аргиндию!
Wilkommen!
Bienvenue!
Ben Venuti!
1) Click on “The World” in the left-hand bar
2) Type “Argindia” into the “Find Region” box
3) Click on “Move [Your Nation] to Argindia”
4) Join the Forum:
5) You’re now a citizen of Argindia!
And the Jokes!
Top 10 Funny Store Signs
1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."
4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"
5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."
6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.
Tales From The Shire
Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They taker her to ta local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door closes, the hobbit on the outside hears starnge noises through the door, "I can't do it, I can't do it, I CAN'T DO IT!"
In the morning, the second hobbit askes the first, "How did it go?" The first one answers. "It was embarrassing. I simply couldn''t do it."
The second hobbit shook his head. "Manhood problems, eh?"
"No. I couldnt get on the bed!"
A Disney Break Up
Mickey and Minnie have been having problems for some time now and after hearing of Barbie and Ken's break up, they too decide to call it quits. Donald goes to Mickey to console him and says, "She's been a problem since day one. I'm glad you finally saw that she's crazy." Mickey looks at Donald and replies, "No, I broke up with her because she's fucking goofy"
Fish Market
One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.
He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.
Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"