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All Hail the Holy Penguin of The Commonwealth of The Funky Requiem

The Funky Requiem
14-08-2005, 08:49
I'd like to introduce myself as the Head Arch Delinquiator of the the Church of the Penguin. The newly founded Commonwealth of The Funky Requiem is a country based on the finding the true ninja in yourself by studying the ways of the Penguin. :mp5: A fun loving a peaceful creature, the penguin stands above all other animals in it's holiness and sanctity. The penguin is as noble on land as it is agile in the water. We'd like to open our arms to free thinking individuals who love the Penguin and can see the Penguin in us all. Welcome to The Commonwealth of The Funky Requiem, blessed land of the Peguin, by the Penguin, and for the Penguin. Feel free to post your opinions on the greatness, or thoughts otherwise, knowing that you abominators will suffer an eternal condemning to a life of servitude working at a truck stop cleaning the urinals and stalls for all the truck driving penguins in the world.
1 Infinite Loop
14-08-2005, 09:06
Hello