NationStates Jolt Archive

I'm amazed that noone has actually posed the suggested question... WHY are llamas a cooler national animal than Squirrels.
Or maybe they have and I just have been too lazy to search for it.

Well... because Squirrels are tree rats. And they usually have no future except as speed bumps. They do climb much better than Llamas... .but they DO fall sometimes. I seen one do just that in my garden the other day. (snicker snicker)
llamas... are NOW man. They're the sexy new coke and classic coke with vanilla all at the same time. Even rum and coke as well. :cool:
They are nearly as large as horses, they got wool like sheep.. thier faces look a little like rabbits.. and they can spit like camels.
Llamas are ALL things.. Llamas are ALL creatures! So love your llama.. but only in a brotherly, concentual way.
Besides.. you can at least tell where llamas go poo. Has ANYONE ever seen where squirrells go to the bathroom?? I haven't. Never once seen a single piece of squirrell droppings! :headbang:
It freaks me out.. I KNOW they're going somewhere. they're all over our communities.. but WHERE? in the trees? in knotholes? from the tops of telephone poles?? I guess we may never know.
Thank you,
and llamas to you all :D
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Llama vs. Squirrel thread #2047.

Scroll down a a bit, laddie. It's been done to death.

Ah, Well
I see all the llama dabates now.
Ok. My Bad.
I never claimed to be all that clever anyway.

thanks

theyr both pretty dumb animals. People only say they like llamas cuz they think that makes them funny, which it dosent.