NationStates Jolt Archive


DFFU (Deep Fat Fried Utopia)

Finger Lickin Goodness
29-07-2005, 05:29
YES!

Finally, the region with 3000% more carbohydrates than ANY other - Guaranteed!!!

Tired of lean, crispy-green political debate & cardiovascularly stimulating meetings of state? C'mon down to the DFFU fersum downhome artery-busting, butt-flab adding, basso-belch generating good ol' fashioned pollitikin'!

Join us in fast-food Nirvana & discover what residents of the DFFU already know - there are no problems that Deep Fat Frying *can't* solve!

Supersize Me!

Colonel Sanders
Chairman, The People's Protector of Precious Poultry
Peoples Republic of Finger Lickin Goodness