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The Schizophrenic Empire of Dishonorable Scum

Dishonorable Scum
28-07-2005, 20:18
OK, who can spot the glaring discrepancies in the description of my friendly little Corporate Police State?

The Rogue Empire of Dishonorable Scum is a massive, economically powerful nation, notable for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.393 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. Income tax is unheard of. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining.
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So if it's Monday, I must be pro-business, and if it's Tuesday, I must be anti-business. But it is, in fact, Thursday.

:p