NationStates Jolt Archive

Is this a good recrutment letter?


Peace loving? Hippie? Jerk? Coporate bastard? Tired of your current region? Feel like going to a peaceful one with an attitude?

Then obviously Peace Loving Jerks is for you! Yes you! You, the one in the beanbag chair naked eating cheetos! You are destined for Peace Loving Jerks! I know, I have a friend who's a spirtual advisor!

You can be the one of the first nations to move to Peace Loving Jerks, changing the way it looks at the rest of the world forever!

Like Peace Loving Jerks, but don't want to move? Contact me and we can make an alliance with you or your entire region!

Want to declare war on us? Think twice jerk!

Thank you for your wasted time,
English Humour

The bit about the Cheetos made me chuckle, but the image behind it would make me want to AVOID the region as much as possible if this is the sort of thing happening! ;)

I think an invite has to be more insane like my one:

THE PIGS PELVIS

I'm not going to lie and say I looked at your country,
really we just picked you completely

randomly because we liked the look of your name, flag
etc.
Maybe you are a UN member or are trying to become
one, so that will be a big help to our

plans to take over the UN from the inside and
eventually world domination. But if not that is still okay
We're not going to lie, the name spelt backwards means, death to all non jumper wearing goldfish.
Our main religion is the fluff from behind my couch.
Our main aim is to get a monkey in every house by 2020, so if you agree with this idea than this is the place to be.
We believe in the rights of the individual Pizza slice and all exiled Pizza slices are welcome here.
We are for the legalisation of bricks, and the banning of lemons. We don't accept people who have had relationships with pencils. So if you had, forget about joining.
But don't hold that against us.
We now have a magnificent off site forum up and running for the region, so if you join, you should join the forum too.
As a region we allow free speech and don't care what
you say, even swear words (we still

won't "report you to the moderator" like some
b@@@@@@@).
We'd love if you joined our ever progressive region but
not if you are taking this site too

seriously, we're only trying to have a bit of a laugh.
We now have our own thread, this just means we can have proper conversations without the annoyance of telegrams.

So please come and join us here in The Pigs Pelvis and vote I Still Like Oranges as
UN delegate,

ALL HAIL THE MAGNIFICENT FLUFF FROM BEHIND THE COUCH.

Please reply no matter what the answer

Its a bit long though

<victim of snipperfication>

I got that one, the person who sent it was quite nice when I said "no".

***F-IN LAND***

If you want to be in our f-, f-ing region then just go f- yourself bitch, yeah that's right I called you a f-in bitch. Watcha goin do now, bitch.
You can ride f-in ponies that f- eachother. We f-ed your mother so join now bitch, or you'll never see you f-in house again, you f-ing bitchin bastard!

SEE YA LATER, BITCH
Me and your mother.. :fluffle:

HA HA HA HA



Remember it is just a joke, it is very fake

I got that one, the person who sent it was quite nice when I said "no".

that was me, i feel if you don't wanna join, why should i force you