NationStates Jolt Archive


Bored with your region?

English Humour
13-07-2005, 18:31
I'm here looking for people who are bored with there current region. I am looking for anybody, but particulary UN nations and good recruters. Here is our recrutment telegram for more information:

Peace loving? Hippie? Jerk? Coporate bastard? Tired of your current region? Feel like going to a peaceful one with an attitude?

Then obviously Peace Loving Jerks is for you! Yes you! You, the one in the beanbag chair naked eating cheetos! You are destined for Peace Loving Jerks! I know, I have a friend who's a spirtual advisor!

You can be the one of the first nations to move to Peace Loving Jerks, changing the way it looks at the rest of the world forever!

Like Peace Loving Jerks, but don't want to move? Contact me and we can make an alliance with you or your entire region!

Want to declare war on us? Think twice jerk!

Thank you for your wasted time,
English Humour
I Still Like Oranges
14-07-2005, 17:48
English Humour

The Pigs Pelvis would like to offer you a hand of friendship and maybe an alliance, telegram me for more details