Tourists welcome
the Region "Carribean Umbrella of Serenity" welcomes all to visit our beautiful archapalago of island countries. No littering.
Blue water bays dotted with palm trees abound. The Tiki bars stay open late into the night. Ke-bob restaraunts are world famous. A truly magical setting to relax in a beach chair enjoying a summer sunset.
Take a cruise through the Pirate waters of AAaarrrgggh. Relax in a beach chair with an umbrella drink on Quaarn. Throw a stick for the national animal of Pedekatopia. Stop in at the Universitys and Museums of Meleniar.
No littering.
We welcome all cruise ships to the Carribean Umbrella of Serenity. Magical sunsets await. We promise not to toss you into the volcano.
Pedekatopia
08-07-2005, 17:49
I believe that travel brochures will be available as soon as the printer returns from the pool-side bar.
Please dispose of all unwanted brochures in the proper trash receptacles.Thank you!
Alas travel brochures will not be available. We have just heard from the printers that the dogs of Pedekatopia got into the warehouse and spent the previous evening playing tug-of-war with the reams of paper. The squirt guns were brought out and they were disciplined, however, we are unable to send out any promised travel vouchers and discount booklets.
Please feel free to use last years booklets. They will be honored until we get in our backordered paper shipment.
The person responsible for letting the Jacks into the warehouse has been disciplined. The volcano has been fed.