NationStates Jolt Archive

My national animal is better than yours.

Lord Cow
17-06-2005, 02:35
My national animal is the pigeon. Yes, a wise, strong, beautiful animal.
17-06-2005, 02:41
The only true animal of greatness is the Festering Crab.

It can only be found in the People's Republic of Coquetvia.

Thus, the People's Republic of Coquetvia contains the greatest animal.
17-06-2005, 03:03
If you were so sure you could have entered it in Battle National Animals III, but I'm afraid the tournament is filled up, so sorry.
Magnetic Island
17-06-2005, 05:10
Mine is the Phoenix.
War Child
17-06-2005, 05:17
so your rat with wings is better then all animals....
Has-Been Comedians
17-06-2005, 05:17
Samurai Swordsman
17-06-2005, 07:13
*watches as my wolf eats your animal*
The Charr
17-06-2005, 09:19
My national animal would eat all of your national animals for breakfast. Literally. What, where do you think they got their name? Because they DON'T eat stuff?
Palenque IV
17-06-2005, 09:28

The most beautiful falcon in existence.
Peanut Heads
17-06-2005, 09:33
A chinchilla's the no_1 animal in this universe.
Teh Twink
17-06-2005, 14:18
:gundge: Rabid wombats will not only kill your national animals...but your national over population problems too!!!
17-06-2005, 15:29
This thread is an emulation of the fact that you need to get a life. Your national animals are no better than anyone else's. Just because you think it's great, doesn't make it so.
The Charr
17-06-2005, 15:34
Looks like someone's been removed from human society for so long they've forgotten how to take things lightly...
17-06-2005, 16:25
Please, the Dragon could char, crush and devour all your national animals.
17-06-2005, 17:52
you guys need to realize that the isaac owns all of your animals
Ness Snorlaxia
17-06-2005, 20:14
No, no, no! It is the Goomba who is the most supreme animal! Just by walking into it, you loose one life!

And the Goomba can speak many languages, and be prime ministers in countries named after video game characters!
Santa Barbara
17-06-2005, 20:27
I fully agree that all your national animals are better than mine, because my national animal has long been extinct.
17-06-2005, 22:28
My national animal is undead....
The Eternal Kawaii
18-06-2005, 01:39

Our national animal invites all of your national animals over for cake.

But not the mean ones. They have to promise to behave first, or no cake for them.
Ness Snorlaxia
18-06-2005, 02:09
The Goombas say that they can go to the legendary cake mines in Ness Snorlaxia to get their cake fix. Or, they can steal it from a grocery store.
18-06-2005, 13:35
Definately the Doberman Pincher :D
18-06-2005, 14:14
The Mighty Penguin defeats all! I challenge you to watch a penguin for five minutes or more without bursting into laughter!
Captain Assholay
18-06-2005, 14:29
I'll take my national animal, the Playboy Bunny over any of yours.
18-06-2005, 14:37
Damnit... Why didn't I think of something original...

Stupid Lions...

Actually, it appears that my national animal is the only "Real" animal here that outbeats the others... So booya!

18-06-2005, 23:08
My national animal lives deep beneath the waves and is the clear master of the seas. Oh sure on land it's just another white meat but in the sea, which covers more of this planet then the land, everything else is its dinner. Except for sperm whales but they don't have giant tenticles.

Yes feel the intensely awesome aquaticness of the giant squid. For some reason they also live in the forests of Kalmuk, probably because my region is magical.
18-06-2005, 23:23
My national animal would kick everybody elses national animal in the face because i have Ninja squirrels that frolick freely in my nations forests and train at the secret Ninja squirrel training grounds. You can't train at the secret ninja squirrel training grounds. HA HA
Ethitopia 20x6
19-06-2005, 01:27
Pheonix's RULE!!!!
19-06-2005, 01:27
comparing average specimiens, yes, about two/thirds of your creatures could pwn mine without breaking a sweat, but there are exeptional ones, I've seen the fotage of one cutting a star destroyer in half with a single blow, there is an order of ninjas that has spent centuries trying to discover the secret of this ability they call Vorpal claw, on their island there is a buick split nearly in two, said to be the work of their greatest master. what is clear is that the sword lodged in the rear axle of that car couldn't have been placed there by any known metalworking technique.