NationStates Jolt Archive

This is our new thread, if anyone wants to talk about something in the pigs pelvis, here is the place to do it, i will be making major announcements here and other stuff.
Hello everybody,
I Still Like Oranges
Delegate of The Pigs Pelvis

It worked, yay, now we are even better than before, we are now unstoppable :headbang:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/frisbeeteria/moved_sm.jpg from NS to Gameplay.

Regoinal discussion topics go in Gameplay, not NationStates. Read the sticky topics, Oranges. You're making too much work for us.

:headbang: 'cause it feels so good when you stop...

Fare well and adieu me fair Spanish ladies
Fare well and adieu me ladies of Spain
For we've received orders for to sail back to Portsmouth
No more shall I see you again...

I nominate "Red Alert" by Basement Jaxx as the anthem next week...

This has been a joyous week for all in the pig’s pelvis. We have finally hit the 100 mark and are currently on 101. When I started the Pelvis, I never thought we would get this big and even at 50 I thought 100 was an unattainable goal. I’d like to thank ye for keeping me delegate and sticking by me through thick and thin and I’m happy so many of you have found a happy residence here in the region, even when my old friends betrayed me all you strangers have heard my calls and joined me for a lighter alternative way of playing so thank you, and keep on endorsing me so I can have a better say in the UN AND to try and stop invasion (if that’s alright with ye).

I guess I have to move on and call this my 4th weekly report and not my ninth, but either way it will still include the weekly budget, my staff announcements and a few small other announcements on region policy.

The Budget:
We have 2 Billion to spend due to the recent influx of countries:
§ My wages: 1 Million
§ Health: 65 Million
§ Treatment of Monkeys: 85Million
§ Social Services: 60 Million
§ Commerce: 90 Million
§ Housing for Exiled Pizzas: 25 Million
§ Buying of Oranges: 80 Million
§ War Council: 740 Million
§ Education: 135 Million
§ Religion: 45 Million
§ Environment: 90 Million
§ Protection of Worms and Eels: 60 Million
§ Road Building: 90 Million
§ Reserves: 60 Million
§ Basket Weaving: 45 Million
§ Box Making: 44 Million
§ Dingo Control: 65 Million
§ Technology: 205 Million

Staff Announcements:
§ UN Delegate: I Still Like Oranges
§ Second In Command: Musicland sucks
§ Idea’s Man: Bentonberg
§ Head of War Council: Ohallorania
§ Head of Finance: Perplexed Angel
§ Head of Keeping Secrets: Allied States of Pokerfaces
§ Head of Dingo Control: The Dictatorship of Dinigua
§ Head of Sport: I Am Watching You
§ Head of Music: Quality Mike
§ Head of Fishing: Adeken
§ Head of Free Thought: Camiflowerland
§ Head of Cracker Production: Crackertopia
§ Head of a Teddy Bear Army: Endor XVI
§ Head of Making Quick and Very Important Decisions: Great Big Duchys
§ Head of Chocolate: The Holy Chocolates
§ Head of Forum Development: United Armor Services
§ Head of Silly Walks: Haibashni
§ Head of the Round Table: Fifea
§ Head of Deception: Decpticon
§ Head of Planning: EsSCONEia

Regional Announcements:
§ I am going to set up my own soccer tournament, as our head of sport forgot to finish his, anyone who wants to join, telegram me
§ The Ghost of Yi Ting is officially haunting the house of parliament
§ Endor XVI last week won a major battle with his teddy bear army, the monkeys are on the backfoot and their surrender is imminent.
§ Red Alert by Basement Jaxx is officially the song of the week
§ Spinach has joined the potato as the most hated vegetable in the region, a spinach rebellion was squashed not two days ago and the nations of the region are planning a protest at a large spinach making farm
§ This weeks colloseum event saw two old men fighting it out over who really won bingo and is now being converted into a cinema
§ A Lollipop spokesperson has today apologised for the recent misdemeanours of lollipops and has promised to curb their bad behaviour
§ The sugar bowl community were today grieving as a lead sugar bowl actor passed on in to the next life, he had been suffering from lack of sugar but it was presumed he would be topped up, instead his body gave up and he succumbed to the inevitable.

The regional thread is now up and running so if anyone wants to use it feel free, this week I would like your opinion on what should be the national song of The Pigs Pelvis next week. All other suggestions and comments are welcomed, so if don’t be afraid to telegram me.