My national animal is best!
[NS]Wilhelmar
05-04-2005, 20:03
HAH! My Arbonesian Wolf beats your Squid. And my other nation's Stagnant Bison beats it by a long shot. :P
Wow, though Squid is a cool National Animal. Wish I'd have thought of it...
--Benny
Pash! all of your animals are nothing compared to mine Llama with hat is the best animal ever
Tarakaze
06-04-2005, 18:04
Nein, for it is the Beetle that can survive Nuclear War!
:sniper: :sniper: :sniper:
Lubricated Hedonism
06-04-2005, 18:08
Lubricated Hedonism's Blue-toed blind bat shits on all of your animals.
Occidio Multus
06-04-2005, 18:10
badger. cant mess with a badger.
Constitutionals
06-04-2005, 18:11
The Phoenix shall deep fry you all, and then rise from the ashes! Except it’s not real. There is that.
Bald Budgie. Its cute, and it annoys American uber-nationalists!
Graaghville
06-04-2005, 18:58
Unfortunately, it's cockroaches that can survive the aftermath of a nuclear war, not beetles. They can withstand 200 times the radiation that would slay a human.
Oh... and my national animal is the snail. Proudly celebrating Graaghville's mobility, and affordable housing surplus.
Unbuttered Toast
06-04-2005, 19:23
Obviously the UBT Peep is superior to all other other national animals....
of course they are facing distruction....
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=410783
Ness Snorlaxia
06-04-2005, 20:52
The best national animal is the Goomba!
When you jump on it, you can get 100 points! Plus, it can speak human languages!
It can also
-fly
-make cars spin out of control
-live in sewers
-wear hats with spikes
-wear boots that let you become almost invincible
-cute, cuddly, and adorable!
Frangland
06-04-2005, 20:54
Frangland's national animal is beaver.
Not the beaver, but beaver.
hehe
Markreich
06-04-2005, 20:55
Pash! all of your animals are nothing compared to mine Llama with hat is the best animal ever
Llama? Did you say... Llama?
Come vote for your favorite camelid!!
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=410500&page=1&pp=15
Correct-ish-ness-y
06-04-2005, 20:58
What about pandas? Pandas are cute, lazy, and love bamboo. They live in the lush forests of Correct-ish-ness-y along with our National, animal right protecting zoo.
So yeah, we're awesome to the maxxxxx :D
I'd have to disagree with all of you here, for my national animal is both UNAP's currency and national animal! Yes, the puppy. The only animal that actually exists in UNAP (United Nations Against Puppies). With their overpopulation comes the downfall of UNAP's economy. So we eat the puppies, and give them 1 year expiration dates for use in our economy. Change our currency you say? NEVER! Wait, UNAP doesn't even like puppies. Forget what I said, our national animal is the worst. In fact, to make sure this conversation never took place, puppies, puppies for everyone! Take your dirty puppies and leave!
Goat can and will eat all your animals, and well almost everything else really
Frangland
06-04-2005, 21:03
Yours is a dangerous mind.
Puppies should be cuddled and woved, not used as currency, eaten, etc.
Hey, pupppies have been used in UNAP for several centuries. To change our currency now would be discarding a large part of UNAP's culture. If you like to cuddle and wuv puppies so much, take however many you like. If you want, you can have the dogs too, we don't need them to overinflate our economy again with their so called "reproduction." Soon UNAP will solve this problem, making puppies that have longer life spans (in puppy form) with only a few in the government's control that can reproduce.
Aronian States
06-04-2005, 22:52
You will all bow down to the living proof that there is no "survival of the fittest!" The LEMMING! :eek:
Dominious
06-04-2005, 23:19
My nation's animal is the human.
...
What?! Dominious IS a pyschotic dictatorship after all.
COME ON! :headbang:
The Esuvee (http://www.esuvee.com) is the best national animal ever!
Teckeltopia
07-04-2005, 00:22
Miss Pacman Lover from Occidio Multus, you stated:
" badger. cant mess with a badger. "
Well, I'm sorry....my nation's animal can...and infact that's what they were bred for. Please feel free to check the facts......my dear Teckels just happen to be the best there is. :cool:
( :D LOL!!! OK, that's as long as I can do this with a straight face. Sorry if I offended, I didn't mean to, but I just had to make my first post about my babies....and what better place! THANKS! :D )
Zatarack
07-04-2005, 03:09
Bah; our Flaming Salamander can destroy even your nations. :mp5:
Santa Barbara
07-04-2005, 03:46
Animals? What animals? We have industry, which is far superior.
The Lynx Alliance
07-04-2005, 04:00
ours is the Lynx, taken from the provinces of Resistancia and Frosbitaria. although the Kiaonese Dragon from the Kiaonisys province is spreading....
People, people, please. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, greatness is opinion, not fact. If you beleive that your national animal is the best, it is the best for you, not everyone.
Rickjamesia
07-04-2005, 05:21
One word: pickle
Goofistan
07-04-2005, 21:11
Our national anthem says it all:
"Goofistan, oh Goofistan!
Your naked mole rats plague me.
Goofistan, oh Goofistan!
But on a stick, they're tasty!"
Romania-
07-04-2005, 21:16
The Best are The Communist and The Polak
Kroblexskij
07-04-2005, 21:17
i want to put a peppered moth but my nation is serious, so i have the common bolshevik mouse
Mentisino
07-04-2005, 21:17
You can't touch the Jackal
Perpetua Sophia
07-04-2005, 21:31
My national animal is the missing link. In your face to anybody who claimed to have a cooler national animal. Also, my national currency is the Holy Grail.
Underappreciated BBQs
07-04-2005, 21:39
The best national animal is the Goomba!
When you jump on it, you can get 100 points! Plus, it can speak human languages!
It can also
-fly
-make cars spin out of control
-live in sewers
-wear hats with spikes
-wear boots that let you become almost invincible
-cute, cuddly, and adorable!
Wow! The Goomba DOES sound great. But everyone beware of my national animal, "The Parfait Stealing Sloth." It is a sneaky one. Hang on tightly to your parfaits. Don't say you weren't warned.
Unholy CheeseTopia
08-04-2005, 08:07
My countrys have the Roadkill, the Treki and the Piniata!
Patterson 4 Pope
08-04-2005, 09:05
I ,being Popeish, feal that the cardanal is the best national animal
Our national anthem says it all:
"Goofistan, oh Goofistan!
Your naked mole rats plague me.
Goofistan, oh Goofistan!
But on a stick, they're tasty!"
Awesome. Pure, undiluted awesome.
Theoretical Physicists
08-04-2005, 14:42
Our national animal is the "felis schrodingus" ie Schroedinger's cat, as was voted most popular our mandatory democracy.
War Elephant -- you just can't be militaristic if you don't have war elephants.
Zatarack
08-04-2005, 17:54
My national animal is the missing link. In your face to anybody who claimed to have a cooler national animal. Also, my national currency is the Holy Grail.
2 Words: Flaming Salamander
Teckeltopia
08-04-2005, 21:46
:rolleyes: You people just don't get it, do you?
The Dachshund is a fierce animal and truly the coolest!!!!!
Bestiville
09-04-2005, 13:03
The Bestiville Bear. Noone can touch the Bestiville Bear, they breathe fire and occasionally have three eyes (due to the radiation which comes from the research facilities).
They'd kick all of your animals asses :)