Sklaroffski
05-04-2005, 03:59
---FROM THE DESK OF sklaroffski, OFFICIAL KING, MINISTER, PHILOSOPHER, ANARCHO-POET, AND MINSTERER OF THE NØNEXISTENT STATE OF SKLAROFFSKI AND REGIONAL CONTROLLED OF THE ALLIED NØNEXISTENT STATES---
TO ALL 'MEM(E)MBERS' OF THE WORLD:
WE ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THE DECLARATION OF SOVEREIGNTY OF THE ONCE PURELY GEOGRAPHICAL (AND TEMPORAL-SPATIAL) REGION THAT SIMULTANEOUSLY TRANSCENDED AND ENDORSED THE NOTION OF FIXED CARTOGRAPHY. WHILE YOU MAY HAVE NOT KNOWN US BY ANY SPECIFIC NAME (ALL NAMES ARE ONLY EMPTY SIGNIFIERS) YOU WILL ALL CERTAINLY FEEL OUR PRESENCE IF YOU HAVE NOT ALREADY. WE WERE LIKE THAT ITCH IN YOUR EARDRUM - EVERY UTTERANCE OF THOUGHT YOU REMEM(E)BERED US.
PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT ALL FURTHER DECISIONS OF ACTION OR INACTION WILL BE (HAVE BEEN, AND ALREADY ARE) CO-OPTED BY sklaroffski AND THE ENTIRE REGION OF A.N.E.S., WHO HAVE NOW CHANGED THEIR ACRONYM TO ANUS, DESPITE OUR LISTING IN THE REGION DIRECTORY AS THE FORMER (WE RESERVED THE RIGHT TO FLUID ACRONYMS IN THE BOOK OF LAWS, VERSION π)
SINCERELY, YOURS TRULY, AND THANKS,
sklaroffski
NOTE: WE CLAIM YOUR CONSENT TO RULE YOUR 'NATION-STATE' OR OTHER 'OFFICIAL' SOVEREIGNTY AS IMPLIED IN READING THIS ADDENDUM. YOU CAN EITHER CHOOSE TO JOIN OUR REGION OR REMAIN IN A STATE OF UN-RECOGNIZED CONTROL.
TO ALL 'MEM(E)MBERS' OF THE WORLD:
WE ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THE DECLARATION OF SOVEREIGNTY OF THE ONCE PURELY GEOGRAPHICAL (AND TEMPORAL-SPATIAL) REGION THAT SIMULTANEOUSLY TRANSCENDED AND ENDORSED THE NOTION OF FIXED CARTOGRAPHY. WHILE YOU MAY HAVE NOT KNOWN US BY ANY SPECIFIC NAME (ALL NAMES ARE ONLY EMPTY SIGNIFIERS) YOU WILL ALL CERTAINLY FEEL OUR PRESENCE IF YOU HAVE NOT ALREADY. WE WERE LIKE THAT ITCH IN YOUR EARDRUM - EVERY UTTERANCE OF THOUGHT YOU REMEM(E)BERED US.
PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT ALL FURTHER DECISIONS OF ACTION OR INACTION WILL BE (HAVE BEEN, AND ALREADY ARE) CO-OPTED BY sklaroffski AND THE ENTIRE REGION OF A.N.E.S., WHO HAVE NOW CHANGED THEIR ACRONYM TO ANUS, DESPITE OUR LISTING IN THE REGION DIRECTORY AS THE FORMER (WE RESERVED THE RIGHT TO FLUID ACRONYMS IN THE BOOK OF LAWS, VERSION π)
SINCERELY, YOURS TRULY, AND THANKS,
sklaroffski
NOTE: WE CLAIM YOUR CONSENT TO RULE YOUR 'NATION-STATE' OR OTHER 'OFFICIAL' SOVEREIGNTY AS IMPLIED IN READING THIS ADDENDUM. YOU CAN EITHER CHOOSE TO JOIN OUR REGION OR REMAIN IN A STATE OF UN-RECOGNIZED CONTROL.