NationStates Jolt Archive


recruiting, brain damage, and Larry the Cable Guy

What May Be Known
29-03-2005, 05:43
In the interest of total disclosure, I'm posting as a newly created puppet because I'm a recruiter (strictly legal) and can't afford to offend my local n00bility.

This question is for all the other recruiters out there. Do you find that you can get a solid sense of a new nation just from their slogan, currency, and animal? I'm starting to feel that I can. I'm not talking about name and flag, it's easy to tell that a new nation with a unique flag is probably held by an experienced player, or that a nation named 'H1tL3r OrCs' or 'Fuzzy Sweetness :) LOL' is of a certain type.

No, I'm talking specifically about Larry the Cable Guy nations. Every single nation, bar none, that has had "git 'er done!" as their slogan has turned out to be an illiterate, non-FAQ-reading, pestiferous nightmare that plagues me with tgs like 'huw do i tak ovr teh un?' and 'MEKE ME THE RAGON FONDER!' Are these people for real? How is it that they are able to use computers? The one true piece of recruiting wisdom that I've learned is; if it says "git 'er done", just don't.

C'mon, trade some recruiting war stories. Make me feel better... :headbang: