NationStates Jolt Archive

Suprising number of squirells in Tocrowkia...

Tocrowkia

20-02-2005, 23:58

The Divine Emperor of Tocrowkia has recieved a strange, and slightly disturbing statistic. There is now a 10-1 Squirell-Human ratio in Tocrowkia, and considering Tocrowkias population, thats ALOT of squirells.

And thus, the Divine Emperor asks other nations "What the heck should we do with all these squirellels?"

Grenval

21-02-2005, 00:27

Do squirells make good fur? :D

Tocrowkia

21-02-2005, 00:36

The Divine Emperor had hoped for a more...humane way of disposing the squirells. The Divine Emperor will now sell Tocrowkia's squirells for just 5 cence a squirell.