NationStates Jolt Archive

IC: In the wake of the disappearance of several of the regions economically and militarily vital and key members the Foreign Office working in conjuction with the Ministry of Internal Affairs has issued the following statement to released to the entire NS world:

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Fellow world leaders,

Our great region needs YOU. Yes, you are the answer to our problems. For too long our members have struggled under the burden of a lack of membership resulting in few trading partners and little military scope. But with an influx of fresh blood we could flourish and develop into a collective superpower. If you are looking for new people to meet, friendly people, fellow RP'ers to chat with and a home for life then contact us for more details.

Thank you for your time,
Psychopathic Warmonger Foreign Ministry.

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In the hope of a wealth of new members, The Fourth Reich of Psychopathic Warmonger is willing to offer a prize of $10 million to those who seem keen to join. To entice possible new nations a list of key facts and figures for our nation has been meticulously compiled:

The Land of Oppressed People Statistics
Gross Regional Product: $128,408,478,415,152.00
GRP Per Capita: $13,892.51
Regional Population: 9,243,000,000
Regional Average GDP: $25,681,695,683,030.40
Largest GDP: Mental lands ($65.4 trillion)
Smallest GDP: Intelligent Madness ($155 billion)
Largest GDP Per Capita: Mental lands ($33,046)
Smallest GDP Per Capita: Intelligent Madness ($81.22)
Largest Trade Surplus: Psychopathic Warmonger ($434 billion)
Largest Trade Deficit: General Things ($164 billion)

As region founder I hope that you will consider my offer seriously,
All the best,
Fuhrer Tom, leader of The Fourth Reich of Psychopathic Warmonger.

OOC: Ok, here's a little RL information for you. Our region was founded last March along with my nation and the current occupants are all friends who used to go to the same school but now have departed for pastures new (!) at different colleges. We like to talk and argue avidly about our nations and are looking for friendly like minded people to talk, debate and RP with.
We have tried before to attract members but have suffered from the confusion of nations who seem to muddle up what our region is all about.

Anyone is welcome to join (new or old nations) and our region offers chat, jokes, friends and RP experience. Thanks very much.
The regional forum is at this address: http://pub24.bravenet.com/forum/2014033396
The regional economic info is at this address:
http://www.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy/...ppressed_People

Tom.

"... And today the president [of the United Silver Realm of Intelligent Madness] issued this message, to us [the people], to the region, and to the rest of the NationStates world..."

"We are a nation, and we are signle minded. But also we are part of a region, one which is crumbling. I readily accept that we are the poorest nation of the region, and I do not wish to cause any arguments here, but also I feel the happiest. Other nations in this region are economically strong, yet have less trees and forests. To semi-quote a famous french philosopher, I do not agree with all the policies which other countries have in place, but I do respect their right to those policies.
This was to make everybody understand that our regional downfall cannot be blamed on any one nation. I do not believe it can be blamed on any of our nations at all.
This region needs to open up what it can offer, but also to open up to what it can receive. I have had a meeting with all 4 other leaders in the region, and we have signed a deal opening the region to new nations, new people, who will, I'm sure, want to settle here and prosper here. The regional leader has kindly offered to deal with any economic issues raised [including offers to prospective countries]. In light of all this I hope you will see that this cannot be a bad move.
But it certainly is a good move, more trade options, more touristic options, more diversity and culture badly needed.
As usual I am opening any decisions that the people may wish to have a say on to a vote, but I am sure that you will soon realise the great things which can happen not just to the region but also specifically to our nation, in the near future.
Thankyou."

"... This was not one of our president's best speeches, but as seen in polls tonight, the population have to yet to see a bad side to this move, and most people agree there may not be one. Jenny Éclaire, USRIM news."

OOC: Please join, we really need members. It'll be fun.

President Jefferson had been abandoned as his Regional Aliiance crumbled within months of his first term. He needed support and the offer seemed as good as any.

To the Regional Alliance,
The people of Fultonia would like to enter this pact of states and begin trade as soon as possible. If oyu wish to communicate further please do so by diplomatic mail (TG).

Respectfully,
President Jefferson

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Telegram to Fultonia - You acceptance of our offer is most appreciated.

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