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The Commonwealth of Llamatia recently had the most appaling and disgusting issue presented before it's goverment.

"In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Llamatia's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that llamas could be added to the menu."

Is this the sort of society we want to live in? Where Llama's are not respected for their brains, their good looks or their childlike innocence, but are merely wanted cause they taste good in a bernaise sauce with steamed vegetables and a good bottle of white wine?

I say it's time Llamas stood up everywhere and spat in the faces of this issue and stop the cannabilisation of our citizens.

We are NOT a food group.
We are NOT a serving suggestion.
We will NOT be served in a bed of rocket leaves and honey glazed carrots.

As head of the Commonwealth of Llamatia I urge everyone everywhere to rise up against this issue and preserve the sanctity of cute, lovable, playful, loyal, funloving and just plain adorable Llamas everywhere.




ps. eat kangaroos.They taste nicer.

ps. eat kangaroos.They taste nicer.I liked your nice message on not eating llamas. That was until the last line. KANGAROOS ARE NOT FOOD! If you persist with anti-kangaroo messages, you will make us very mad. ;)

Kangaroos are friends, not food.

I liked your nice message on not eating llamas. That was until the last line. KANGAROOS ARE NOT FOOD! If you persist with anti-kangaroo messages, you will make us very mad. ;)

Kangaroos are friends, not food.

It is not the wishes of the Commonwealth of Llamatia to offend our good neighbours and make them hopping mad.

Macopods of all types will henceforth be regarded as friends of Llamatia.

Llama's and Kangaroes are so goddamn tasty and so are spitroast turkeys

All citizens of our Grand Confederacy tend to enjoy Llama soup. What we do is be beat the Llama, while its still consious, with a blunt, tarnished axe until we've removed the vital organs. This process usually takes a few hours, so we can hold all the vital juices within the corpse. Then, we take the vital organs and burn them in a rather large fire, in which the chef pisses on, that spreads the wonderful smelling aroma across the entire Diner/Resteraunt.

Then, we slowly skin the fur off the Llama and place the muscular and fatty tissues into a wood chipper to make the pieces more bite-sized. Once correctly prepared, we serve the tissues in a hot Kangaroo Boold broth, with potatoes, carrots and other types of meat. It truly makes quite a delicious meal.

Rolf Handerhoff
Direktor of Food and Health Services
Confederacy of Lachenburg

"Kangaroos on the Dinner Table?"

I am as shocked and appauled as you, Llamatia. I just got a similar issue to what you got earlier and am also offended. Let us rally around animal rights!

I would recommend my still in the process of being written proposal for a bill of animal rights, but it does make exception to allow animals to be killed for food so probably not a huge help.

Oh and I think I may have eaten one of your uncle's last week. Can't remember which since kangaroo and llama end up tasting like chicken once grilled.

Llamas are the national animal of The Republic of Adam Island. And they are delicious. :D

"Kangaroos on the Dinner Table?"

I am as shocked and appauled as you, Llamatia. I just got a similar issue to what you got earlier and am also offended. Let us rally around animal rights!

What!! They wanna kill off Skippy too!!! :eek: Bastards!! :mad:

As for these other blokes, for their punishment I reckon they should be made to watch all the episodes of Troy Dan's Outback Adventures. :)

" they taste good in a bernaise sauce with steamed vegetables and a good bottle of white wine? "


Why not have it with a nice bottle of red wine instead?