Squirrels
our nation's animal is the squirrel, they are cooler cause they bite people....unlike llamas. llamas are fat and just sit there. squirrels can put stuff in their cheeks, how cool is that!?
Quentulus Qazgar
19-01-2005, 20:27
Do your squirrels kill other animals for fun? My wolverines do that.
Now isn't that nice? :)
-Bretonia-
19-01-2005, 20:52
Your wolverines might kill other animals for fun, but my monkeys do all my housework for me. :D
Quentulus Qazgar
19-01-2005, 20:54
Really?
What will they do if you order them to paint your house? I mean what color decision might they make in their bean-sized brains?
-Bretonia-
19-01-2005, 20:57
Usually pink with some green and yellow spots. Mainly because they like pink and then throw random buckets of paint. But hey, at least it's unique! Unlike blood red. Blood red is sooo passé…
Quentulus Qazgar
19-01-2005, 21:22
What about cooking?
Is it nice to eat live termites and stuff?
1 Infinite Loop
20-01-2005, 09:09
the only probelem with Squirrels is the rampant Alcaholism they suffer from.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v428/numbersaregood/topad-18.jpg
Irv de Mason
20-01-2005, 13:11
Am I the only person getting kind of annoyed by all the squirrel worship going on? Originally it was amusing because it was fairly random and new, but now it's so overdone it makes me wanna beat some people over the head with a shovel...
-Bretonia-
20-01-2005, 15:16
Squirrelism is nothing new. It dates back to the Squirrelist druids of Cornwall in 1978, and has been going strong ever since.
Myself, I prefer chipmunks. They're just cooler than squirrels in every conceivable way.
The Gulf States
20-01-2005, 16:20
Squirrelism is nothing new. It dates back to the Squirrelist druids of Cornwall in 1978, and has been going strong ever since.
Myself, I prefer chipmunks. They're just cooler than squirrels in every conceivable way.
1978. Oh yeah, that was a crazy year. When we became a nation, the squirrels wanted a 22 square mile nation of their own on a remote part of the island. There was some protesting in the border towns of the west.
We just let them stay in a territory in the uninhabited/protected SW side.
Am I the only person getting kind of annoyed by all the squirrel worship going on? Originally it was amusing because it was fairly random and new, but now it's so overdone it makes me wanna beat some people over the head with a shovel...
To bad it wouldn't be legal to beat someone over the head with a shovel. Or is it in your country? Either way just take a shovel and use it on the head of a squirrel or something :) Not to make this subject anymore over done.
Malefactories Inc
20-01-2005, 16:32
Our national animal is the bloodsucker. They have a natural talent for law suits. There have been unsuccessful attempts to breed them elsewhere, but it seems the indigenous animals just end up killing every bloodsucker. That's of course only after the bloodsuckers have sued the animals for their habitats, their food, and their fur. The bloodsucker actually has pinstripe fur. Really weird critters...
Our national animal is the bloodsucker. They have a natural talent for law suits. There have been unsuccessful attempts to breed them elsewhere, but it seems the indigenous animals just end up killing every bloodsucker. That's of course only after the bloodsuckers have sued the animals for their habitats, their food, and their fur. The bloodsucker actually has pinstripe fur. Really weird critters...
Are they worse than human lawyers? How about Canadian politicians?
Malefactories Inc
21-01-2005, 09:59
Well, I don't know about Canadian politicians, but they're far more fierce than human lawyers. That's because they're not just educated in law. They're born into it. Bloodsuckers are mean.
The Most Glorious Hack
21-01-2005, 12:08
the only probelem with Squirrels is the rampant Alcaholism they suffer from.
Is that anything like 'alcoholism'? :p
GUINESS AND TULLAMORE
21-01-2005, 21:35
My nation's animal is the man-eating leprachaun.
Not a cuddly animal but they have a high BAC.
Well, I don't know about Canadian politicians, but they're far more fierce than human lawyers. That's because they're not just educated in law. They're born into it. Bloodsuckers are mean.
Are you American or something else? Just wondering. From the sounds of it those Bloodsuckers are almost worse than Canadian politicians (no ffense to anyone). Hey! I just had an idea! Instead of sending men into battle we should send politicians and lawyers! LOL! That would be great to see.
Confertia
22-01-2005, 02:40
My animal is the moose. Think about how intimidating they are.
Green Sun
22-01-2005, 06:17
SQUIRRELLS SUCK!
One of them shit on my hand at Boy Scout camp!
Robbopolis
22-01-2005, 06:24
the only probelem with Squirrels is the rampant Alcaholism they suffer from.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v428/numbersaregood/topad-18.jpg
The could at least spell alcoholicism right.
Robbopolis
22-01-2005, 06:26
My animal is the moose. Think about how intimidating they are.
Tastes good too.
New Stamford
22-01-2005, 06:33
My national animal is the ROBOT! HE HAS RAILGUN EYES! CHIKA-CHIKA-CHIKA!
/private joke
1 Infinite Loop
22-01-2005, 08:17
The could at least spell alcoholicism right.
"The" what??
Sure we misspell stuff, but at least the EP has stuff like that fake ad.
Crimmond
22-01-2005, 10:33
Not this stupid topic again! GAH!
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Die thread! Die!
Sorry, just when I see this topic, I have to do that. At least it's not the NS desc anymore.