Florida Oranges
01-01-2005, 22:11
The right to bear arms? Atrocious concept! Religious faith? Laughable! Working for your money, rather than having it handed to you in the form of a government check via welfare? I've never! Who ever heard of such a thing?
This, my friends, is what our world has come to. There is a new "fad" in town; it's called liberalism, and it seems as if 2004 was its year. Rearing its ugly head on our television screens, in our music, and even on the black and white sheets of our newspapers, it has successfully taken America hostage.
To my conservative, and quite possibly gun and baby-loving friends, I say it's BULLSHIT! It is time we take a stand and let these vegan hippies know whose in charge! And what better way to do that than to start a conservative club on a political, Internet-based satire?
To the upstanding citizens of America (and the world) who cherish tradition, religious freedom, and the guarantee that every non defective fetus will see the light of day, the Armed Republic of Florida Oranges extends a hardy invitation to join:
Ammu Nation
We are a young region, but we WILL be a prosperous one. And no matter what, we will always fight the good fight, so our inhabitants's citizens will smile with the satisfaction of knowing that they can shoot a man who doesn't belong in their house, and pray where ever they god damn please! Don't waste a second more! Join now, and remember:
CLICK HERE! IMPORTANT INFORMATION! (http://www.frailart.net/members/zforce/hippie.jpg)
This, my friends, is what our world has come to. There is a new "fad" in town; it's called liberalism, and it seems as if 2004 was its year. Rearing its ugly head on our television screens, in our music, and even on the black and white sheets of our newspapers, it has successfully taken America hostage.
To my conservative, and quite possibly gun and baby-loving friends, I say it's BULLSHIT! It is time we take a stand and let these vegan hippies know whose in charge! And what better way to do that than to start a conservative club on a political, Internet-based satire?
To the upstanding citizens of America (and the world) who cherish tradition, religious freedom, and the guarantee that every non defective fetus will see the light of day, the Armed Republic of Florida Oranges extends a hardy invitation to join:
Ammu Nation
We are a young region, but we WILL be a prosperous one. And no matter what, we will always fight the good fight, so our inhabitants's citizens will smile with the satisfaction of knowing that they can shoot a man who doesn't belong in their house, and pray where ever they god damn please! Don't waste a second more! Join now, and remember:
CLICK HERE! IMPORTANT INFORMATION! (http://www.frailart.net/members/zforce/hippie.jpg)