NationStates Jolt Archive

Santa Barbara is ranked dead last in today's ranking, most beautiful environments.

Ironically, real-life Santa Barbara is tremendously beautiful, with lots of chapparal forest, gardens and low-density commercial and residential zoning.

NS Santa Barbara is a nightmarish wasteland in which the primary cause of death is the environment.

Come visit Santa Barbara! Check out some highlights of our tourist brochures.

http://www.eia.doe.gov/emeu/cabs/images/mexico%20city%20pollution.jpg
http://www.foe.co.uk/campaigns/corporates/images/prestige_disaster/spain_oiled_beach.jpg
http://www.ci.austin.tx.us/disasterready/images/hazmat.jpg
http://classes.colgate.edu/core114/legislation/ecopain/copy/smoke.gif
http://classes.colgate.edu/core114/legislation/ecopain/copy/smog.gif
http://www.melp.dp.ua/indu/petrovka5.jpg
http://www.artlex.com/ArtLex/uv/images/ugly_polluted.lg.jpg

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You also were in the top ten in the world of top cheese exporters the other day. It's suprising how many people are importing SB cheese considering what your animals are taking in.

Great cheese comes from happy cows. Happy cows come from California. But probably not from Santa Barbara.