Terran Individualists
18-12-2004, 07:29
see...the national animal is the tree. i did it on pupros to foll thegamebot. it works way too well. yeah..let's eat a tree...mmm...pulpy....
HA@GOTCHA.yeah"The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Terran Individualists's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that trees could be added to the menu.
The Debate
1. "The fact is, the tree population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Tobias Hamilton. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have tree kebabs, tree pies, tree-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
[Accept]
2. "I agree that something needs to be done about tree over-population," says random passer-by Aaron Longfellow, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
[Accept]
3. "I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Alexei McGuffin. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The trees were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The tree is part of what makes Terran Individualists a great nation!"
[Accept]
The Government Position
The government has yet to formalize a position on this issue.
If you wish, you may simply dismiss this issue.
HA@GOTCHA.yeah"The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Terran Individualists's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that trees could be added to the menu.
The Debate
1. "The fact is, the tree population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Tobias Hamilton. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have tree kebabs, tree pies, tree-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
[Accept]
2. "I agree that something needs to be done about tree over-population," says random passer-by Aaron Longfellow, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
[Accept]
3. "I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Alexei McGuffin. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The trees were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The tree is part of what makes Terran Individualists a great nation!"
[Accept]
The Government Position
The government has yet to formalize a position on this issue.
If you wish, you may simply dismiss this issue.