NationStates Jolt Archive


GS's n00b guide

Green Sun
10-12-2004, 23:54
Although I am no newbie to forums, I am to NS. In fact, I run a few forums myself, and I am aware I have made an ass of myself in some threads, but in general I'm a decent RPer and an experienced forumer.

Now, before I'm a non-n00b I should write this guide for n00bs.

1) Come up with an original name.
Have something new not "Nazi Empire of Joe" or something like that. Combine everything that will positively drive your nation or something motivational, like my own title, Green Sun. Doesn't that fill you with greenness? It's not easy being so.

2)Establish how you're going to run your goverment.
Before you even CLICK that register button, think of how you're going to run your nation. Facist? Communist? Absolutist? Democratic? Base your descisions on this.

3)Find a good region
Find a region willing to protect you and accept new nations. Get a good impression onto them and always keep in touch, especially with the larger nations. If you become close friends, they may help you in a war later.

4)To get yourself established, create an internal incident
Start a thread with some sort of internal incident. But don't use something like,
"Communist rebels in Grooves of the Mind!"
That's unoriginal. Make something humorous or original, like,
"Ice cream trucks randomly exploding in Grooves of the Mind!"
Now I'm going to see ice cream trucks exploding all over Nation States...

5)Wait
Patients, my friend. Wait for your nation to grow so you can develop a military and then you can get seriously involved with external incidents. Trust me, the incident you create for yourself will last a LONG time.

6) Have fun!
In OOC (Out of Character), behave like yourself. But rememeber to say it's OOC. I've made that mistake before. If you want to be an asshole, be honest and don't go against every desesion(Can't spell that damn word today!) someone makes. Support causes you truly believe in and attack ones you don't be be honest and point out the good AND bad in every situation. If you want to be a nice guy, support what you believe in but point out all GOOD things in what happens. If you want to be a pussy, don't get involved in external incidents or take military action.

In short for #6: If you want to be an asshole, be nice about it, point all good and bad, and BE HONEST. If you want to be a nice guy, restrain yourself from saying everything and point out mostly good. If you want to be a pussy, don't get involved.

I hope these help. Follow these rules and you'll be a pretty likeable person, wether you're a smartass or French. And most of all,
7)HAVE FUN!
If you be an asshole, just remind those who listen you're doing it all in fun and you truly don't mean everything so they'll be less likely to be greatly offended.
Aligned Planets
11-12-2004, 00:24
some good stuff here - thanks :-)
Green Sun
11-12-2004, 00:26
Maybe I should rename it,
"NS guide for Assholes"^^*lol*
Green Sun
11-12-2004, 01:46
*Bump*
Presgreif
11-12-2004, 03:28
I thought this was going to be a guide to n00bs, not for n00bs. Oh well. :D
Green Sun
11-12-2004, 03:34
It's to and for noobs and experienced players ought to read it, too.
Avios
11-12-2004, 04:12
Like a guide on how to handle newbie roleplayers. Either way, it’s still okay.
Green Sun
11-12-2004, 04:23
Does that mean you like it or no?
Avios
11-12-2004, 04:44
I especially like the original name suggestion. When I get around to making my new region and forum, it will allow only original names. I would never join an Earth n with all the crappy names that are allowed to play (where n is any number).
Green Sun
11-12-2004, 04:48
What about the other 6?
Green Sun
13-12-2004, 02:48
((Bump!))
Kriegorgrad
13-12-2004, 22:29
4)To get yourself established, create an internal incident
Start a thread with some sort of internal incident. But don't use something like,
"Communist rebels in Grooves of the Mind!"
That's unoriginal. Make something humorous or original, like,
"Ice cream trucks randomly exploding in Grooves of the Mind!"
Now I'm going to see ice cream trucks exploding all over Nation States...

OOC: I agree with all of your points except this one, if you have some humoristic, you can get known as a complete clown, not someone who you'd be particularly scared to get into a war with but don't get me wrong, some people use humour a great deal, its simply debatable whether it works or not.

*points to a deranged TIOR*

However, I had one my best RP's in a communist revolt thread. Kriegorgrad is an extremely oppressive nation and thus, a revolt would be very likely, this was my first, true RP, I'd dabbled here and there but this was the best I'd done, it helped me get over the transition from Newb status to Nation status, it was a good RP and everyone enjoyed fighting in the 1800's-England architecture of Kriegorgrad.

Sorry but I simply wanted to raise my points to help you with your useful guide.

If you are interested in checking out my RP, the link for the unofficial OOC thread can be found below.



Unofficial OOC Thread for the Communist Revolt. (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=357718)

IC Thread for the Communist Revolt. (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=358288)

As a final note, my spelling and grammar have moved on vastly on what is displayed in that thread, also my RP has improved in my own opinion.
Lapse
14-12-2004, 13:24
Okay....


firstly..leave out the pussy thing... thats a good path to get yourself deated, not really a good idea in a how to be a good newbie guide :rolleyes:
Unfree People
14-12-2004, 17:15
Okay....


firstly..leave out the pussy thing... thats a good path to get yourself deated, not really a good idea in a how to be a good newbie guide :rolleyes:
Saying "don't be a pussy" is not a deletable offence.
Green Sun
14-12-2004, 23:13
I know, I know, if your nation is likely to HAVE a reolt, you can do it, but for your first incident, it's not a good idea because it's unoriginal. Spread out a bit from the norm and try something new.
Grenval
14-12-2004, 23:28
Not too shabby. A new nation already writing a guide. Good stuff!
Lapse
14-12-2004, 23:34
Saying "don't be a pussy" is not a deletable offence.
the context though and who he was accusing was what annoyed me...
Green Sun
15-12-2004, 00:27
I just wanted to put it pure and simple. I'm not about to write,
"A nation who refuses to take any offensive action or deliver goods to anybody."
If you want to be uninvolved with other nations, that's fine, but don't lend your support and not do anything.
Lapse
15-12-2004, 09:02
I just wanted to put it pure and simple. I'm not about to write,
"A nation who refuses to take any offensive action or deliver goods to anybody."
If you want to be uninvolved with other nations, that's fine, but don't lend your support and not do anything.
okay. do you think nations in teh real world who didnt go with bush when he attacked Iraq were 'pussies'?..or if you are a bush supporter, think in someone elses point of view..

Its just that not going and attacking people does not make you a 'pussy'...
Green Sun
16-12-2004, 06:08
Hm...This is hard...
Here's my def: If you say you lend your support but don't do anything, that qualifies you.
The Plutonian Empire
14-01-2005, 00:19
I have a question...

I seem to have made every newbie mistake ever concieved here, and it seems that people are ignoring me now.

I'm thinking it may be because I voiced my opinions too strongly in some of the abortion, politics, and religion threads.

Is it too late for me to do something about the "ignore him" problem?