NationStates Jolt Archive


Funniest National Motto

Robaria
30-11-2004, 21:32
Hey everyone, just wondering what you think is the funniest national motto you have ever seen. Please, only funny mottos, and nothing too immature. Thanks.
Texan Hotrodders
30-11-2004, 21:37
"Don't waive your freedoms with your flags." This was on a nation called No Stinking Government.
General Pinochet
30-11-2004, 21:45
not so much funny but random:

Chavs must die. Our leader is cool. All hail the snacks
Doodania
30-11-2004, 21:47
"Goes around in plogs and thinks he's an director". That was the nation of Hvenas motto and I think it's kind of funny thought... :D
Neehuisia
30-11-2004, 23:50
My Nations motto is "If you're feeling down, punch your dog"
Tuesday Heights
01-12-2004, 01:20
Tuesday Heights' national motto is: "Whatever happens here, stays here... most of the time.

I think it's funny. :p
Mabulia
01-12-2004, 03:12
My Nations motto is "If you're feeling down, punch your dog"

lol
Lamentable Sausages
01-12-2004, 04:50
My country's name is Lamentable Sausages.

"We have large sausages."
The disillusioned many
01-12-2004, 12:52
"We are not people persons"
"welcome to the domain of the king - bar and grill"
"eat eat eat and eat"

and i wanted
"if we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?",
but it was too long
PhuyuckYu
01-12-2004, 23:48
I chose for mine "Freedom Forced is Freedom Enjoyed"... I guess I read to much Orwell as a child.
Dewey-Cheatem and Howe
02-12-2004, 01:08
"Please don't hit me,I have Allstate Insurance"
Alabamaa
02-12-2004, 02:05
Armed Forces of Alabamaa

Military Service is Cumpulsory. No Questions Asked.

its so hilarious :p
Pallawish
02-12-2004, 09:58
"Corruptus In Extremis... whats a democracy"

and the name of da place is "The Republic Of Tropicas" :)
The Tribes Of Longton
02-12-2004, 19:29
"welcome to the domain of the king - bar and grill"
As in douglas adams? Mostly Harmless?