NationStates Jolt Archive


Roanoake searches for new nations

Joesia
27-11-2004, 19:40
Unlike the island of Roanoke, our region's people tend to disappear for a good reason. They were (most likely) criminals. Coffee is essential for survival. Democracy is somewhat restricted. Cheshire cats are sacred. Religion is not a key factor in anything. One of our countries has its own Inquisition. Spam is a beloved foodstuff. Did we mention that we're all absolutely, positively, marvelously mad here?

All interested nations searching for a region to call home may reside here, in Roanoake. We are a small region, containing but three nations. We would be delighted for you to join us. Please accept a gift of 1,000 Cheshire cats and 5,000 lbs. of coffee beans as a free offer.

Her Royal Personage, the Supreme Overlord of Joesia Whose Real Name Remains Unknown, Founder of Roanoake