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Allied States of EuroIslanders

EuroSoviets
26-11-2004, 16:21
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The Allied States of Euroislanders currently has vacancies for the following positions:

Capitalist Advocate:
You will be responsible for activity on the forums by frequently interrupting threads with unsubtle right wing propaganda, a thick skin will be required to provide protection from the forum regulars.

Religious Fanatic:
Responsibilities include taking flak, collecting personal abuse and being reduced to tears.

ADN Defenderer:
The ideal candidate would be unable to comprehend criticism and be able to reduce any discussion into an US vs THEM position, candidates should always remember that anybody that disagrees with them becomes an 'Invader' by default.

Loose Cannon:
Always a popular position this career includes travel to other regions, making impromptu alliances and declaring wars, at home you will be required to spambomb the forums and RMB with a minimum of 15 posts a day, at least one of which should be a poll to quantify your perceived sanity.

Strategos Rantos: "Licenced to Rant"
You will have the full run of the forums to hunt your quarry; the weak, the dumb as well as people you've decided not to like, your mission is to hold grudges and end debates with a final deeply offensive rant, Only the very finest of candidates have a chance of becoming a Rantos.

If you are interested in these or any of the many other positions available please move to the ASE and submit a written application on the forums. The ASE is an equal opportunities employer.

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(PS this is a piss-take. We are looking for members however, so pop along if you'd like to try out the ASE)

Regards,
EuroSoviets
Founder.
Sinn Feins Ireland
26-11-2004, 19:01
Interesting. I like that advert. Im sure you'll find someone who applies for one of the afore mentioned 'joke jobs'
I'll wait and see...
Equality-Liberty
28-11-2004, 23:25
*bump*
Equality-Liberty
24-04-2005, 20:47
Folks, the ASE is still looking for members. Come on down and see what you're missing!
Claverton
24-04-2005, 20:55
I enjoyed your post. I've just moved to GREAT Britain, so I don't intend to move for the immediate future. I may try to join as an ambassador, however.
Texan Hotrodders
24-04-2005, 21:34
Oooooo! If I thought Capitalist Advocate was a real position I would get a puppet nation out there and apply. :D
Equality-Liberty
25-04-2005, 22:03
@Claverton: That would be fantastic. Just move a puppet in and see what happens. You won't regret it ;).

@TH: Come on down! We love to debate.
Texan Hotrodders
26-04-2005, 14:54
@Claverton: That would be fantastic. Just move a puppet in and see what happens. You won't regret it ;).

@TH: Come on down! We love to debate.

Debate? I thought I was just supposed to spout propaganda. :(
Equality-Liberty
27-04-2005, 00:27
Well, that's Part One, but then we all debate you while you try to defend your points.