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Seeing as this is a place to do some backroom dealing, I would be very interested in hiring some mercenaries to help me attain the position of UN representative for my region (1000 Islands). The region is fairly sizeable and will be an interesting posts, as all members are active participants in NS. In return for the rogue nations' support, I am willing to change the group's UN voting conventions into an oligarchy. My supporters and I will make all necessary decisions on the UN without input from other members.

My dear fellow heads of state, this is an opportunity to attain a position of prestige! I sincerely hope it will not pass you by. Interested nations should apply to wazzaboy@hotmail.com or a direct telegram.

Sincerely,
MCC
President, Incorporated States of Extortionville :mp5:

ewwwww rping.


Take it away from my beloved general board.

oh man, I was hoping maybe you needed somebody killed. this would probably go better in like.. the nationstates forum or something... but, if you ever do need anybody waxed, let me know....

Uh, wrong forum, and uh, wrong technique for going about this, buddy. Good luck failing, though! ;)

http://blackwaterusa.com/

here you go cap'n'jackass.

Wrong forum.