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I have dicided to start a thread were people can post region adds

At last, freedom!

Everyone must join this (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/-1/page=display_region/region=free_trade_zone) region. It's so hip.

I'm going to have some kind of stock exchange type thing eventually. And a forum and website, of COURSE. Not yet though. Right now it's time to see if there actually ARE capitalists in NS! (Who arent already 100% satisfied with their regions, that is.)

NSer Reviews

"I can't believe it was just another NS region, it was so fun!" - Satisfied Customer

"When I first started in the Free Trade Zone, I was afraid it would be just like every other region, but it's totally not!" - Satisfied Customer

"OMG NO REGIONAL GOVERNMENT WTF LOL" - Stupid Commie


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Greetings! How you been? It's good to see you again. I hope the family is doing well. Me? Eh, I can't complain.

So, let me ask you a question.

Are you a...

Tinpot dictator?
Champion of democracy?
Small dehydrated fruit?
Right-winger?
Left-winger?
Biological organic being?
Libertarian?
Anarchist?
War Criminal?
Other?
Player of massively multiplayer online nation simulation games?

If so, then the region you MUST join is: Free Trade Zone

Don't let the name fool you, I have no rules about who can join. You can even join if you're AGAINST free trade! (i.e, you're in thet UN).

We've got a forum (though who doesn't?). We've got a NS Stock Market planned (who does?). A website... planned.

So there's really no excuse. Come help build something almost new! Or just come and shoot the bull. (And shoot other animals as well, because in the Free Trade Zone there are no international laws preventing you from doing that sort of thing!)

Tonight's dinner special: Beef.

Join now!

Well, sir, there's nothing on NationStates
Like the genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Region-named
Free Trade Zone!
What'd I say?
Free Trade Zone!
What's it called?
Free Trade Zone!
That's right! Free Trade Zone!
I hear that region is awfully loud...
It glides as softly as a cloud.
Is there a chance the region could end?
Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
What about us brain-dead slobs?
You'll be given cushy jobs.
Were you sent here by the devil?
No, good sir, I'm on the level.
The ring came off my pudding can.
Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear it's NationStates's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
Free Trade Zone!
What's it called?
Free Trade Zone!
Once again...
Free Trade Zone!
But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...
Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
Free Trade Zone!
Free Trade Zone!
Free Trade Zone!
[big finish]
Free Trade Zone!

Free Tra... D'oh!

What's wrong with your NationStates experience?


Never mind, you wouldn't understand.


Flu?


No.


Protein deficiency?


No.


Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?


No.


Unsatisfying region?


N -- yes!

Step right up, folks, and witness the magnificent NationStates miracle of the Free Trade Zone (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_region/region=free%20trade%20zone) patented region. Put some ardor in your larder with our energizing, moisturizing, tantalizing, romanticizing, surprising, her-prizing, revitalizing region.

And for the minimal outlay of nothing, you can live in a region of liquid Lothario, distilled Don Juan, catalytically-carbonated Cassanova. Lock old Rover in the shed, 'cause man has a new best friend in the Free Trade Zone (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_region/region=free%20trade%20zone) region.

One more time folks, that's the Free Trade Zone (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_region/region=free%20trade%20zone) region. C'mon by!_

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