NationStates Jolt Archive


Wanted: holy regions with plenty of witches

Torching Witches
05-10-2004, 09:58
Hear ye

We, the people of the Holy Empire of Torching Witches, now wish to come forth from the wilderness, and get in the Guiness book of World Records for burning the most witches in a calender month.

We seek out like-minded fellows and states, to join with them in their region (not too big, not too small, but just right) and burn some of their witches for them, for a modest fee (obviously we won't burn all of them: where's the fun in having no more witches to burn?).

We also would like to state that we are not dickheads and do not wish to declare war on the entire world, and that everybody is invited round for afternoon tea on Thursday.

Colin
Supreme Spiritual Leader of The Nation

OOC: Does anybody remember Yellow Spot, by the way? That was me, but I thought it was a bit crap doing the same thing.
Good and better
05-10-2004, 21:14
witch burning?

tis not very nice for those who get killed
for you could shout *witch* to anybody and get them burned

my fair country shall have witches but i shall not burn them
for it seems like mercyless murder