Bob Alliance
05-09-2004, 22:43
Well I just started this new nation(I'm a newbe) anyway I got this new Issue and the funny thing is that my nation's animal is the Human. The issue made it sound so funny ;)
Bob Alliance Decides:
Humans on the Dinner Table?
The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Bob Alliance's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that humans could be added to the menu.
The Debate
"The fact is, the human population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Tobias Hendrikson. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have human kebabs, human pies, human-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
[Accept]
"I agree that something needs to be done about human over-population," says random passer-by May Fellow, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
[Accept]
"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Beth Jones. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The humans were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The human is part of what makes Bob Alliance a great nation!"
[Accept]
The Government Position
The government has yet to formalize a position on this issue.
If you wish, you may simply dismiss this issue.
well I thought I would share this with everyone. ;) I hope this is the right forum if not sorry.
Bob Alliance Decides:
Humans on the Dinner Table?
The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Bob Alliance's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that humans could be added to the menu.
The Debate
"The fact is, the human population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Tobias Hendrikson. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have human kebabs, human pies, human-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
[Accept]
"I agree that something needs to be done about human over-population," says random passer-by May Fellow, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
[Accept]
"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Beth Jones. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The humans were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The human is part of what makes Bob Alliance a great nation!"
[Accept]
The Government Position
The government has yet to formalize a position on this issue.
If you wish, you may simply dismiss this issue.
well I thought I would share this with everyone. ;) I hope this is the right forum if not sorry.