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It is well known that while both Llamas and Squirrels are mammals, they never interact because of their separate niches. However, if both were to have the same niche, who would be more successful?

definatly Llamas

The Squirrels would win. They would sit in their trees and throw nuts until the llamas went away.

You haven't met an evil squirrel until you've met the ones on my college campus.

I agree, squirrels are completely evil. I live on a ranch, and they are constantly invading the garden. I usually just sit on the deck and shoot at them with my pellet rifle. hehehe, DIE SQUIRRELS. but these are ground squirrels, notoriously more evil than tree squirrels. plus the ground version has an annoying looking tail, it has very little fur, thus making it look like a furry rat.

There were 3 Llamas in a field I used to pass. Then 2, then 1 then none. Squirrels, the cunning little things, make squirrel-proofing anything as easy as plaiting fog. The squirrels have it.

I usually just sit on the deck and shoot at them with my pellet rifle. hehehe, DIE SQUIRRELS. .

You are officially cursed by Lord of the Squirrels. :sniper: :mp5: :gundge:
Live in fear!!!!!!!!!!

Not only that, Squirrels like to stuff acorns under the hood of my car. I swear, one day I'm gonna go to start it and...BOOM!

Llamas make good eats. Umm Umm Good!

Llamas are better because you never need to worry about psychos hating them or disgruntled teenagers getting a hatchet out of their garage, strolling into their backyard, and trying to slaughter the squirrels with maniacal glee. Have you ever tried that? It's quite refreshing.

Wow, this is getting way more interesting than I thought it would. Who knew that there were squirrel rights activists out there. Same for llamas. hmmmm. Oh and just a note, I've never actually hit a squirrel, my aim isn't that good. . . yet. I've actually contented myself with shooting rotten avocados, they can't run away, or hide in holes!

Tomatoes, potatoes, and nice crispy squirrels.

I thought you wanted to see the squirrels Sam.

Let the grey squirrel decide.
We will go through the trees.

He's ruined it! Stupid chipmunksiesss!



Never figured out how the make llamas fit in movie dialouge. :) Squirrels (and family) rule.

Who cares who would win? Llamas are soooooooooooooooooooo much cooler.

Who cares who would win? Llamas are soooooooooooooooooooo much cooler.


Ummm, in reference to that comment, you obviously care.

Ummm, in reference to that comment, you obviously care.
I mean, I don't care in terms of sport, or in a real-life situation; this is entirely theoretical and as such, the results don't mean anything. If a llama's life was at stake, I'd definitely care.

I agree with the life at stake part, being as squirrels are rodents, and they procreate like, well, rodents. plus my friend has a llama, and they are much smarter

I vote neither, because drug addicts are waaay smarter and they can kill llamas and squirrels. They can also shoot up and find nirvana.

My sister was once bitten by a llama...

Squirrels are pests and should be exterminated.