NationStates Jolt Archive


How to get your favourite UN categories! [SPOILERS]

Holy panooly
17-06-2004, 16:50
THIS IS NOT YET DONE! I WILL ADD THE REST LATER THIS WEEK.

I've looked around but I haven't seen a thread like this before so I though I make one to help you out.

Current UN categories: (in alphabetical order)
1. Anarchy
2. Authoritarian Democracy
3. Benevolent Dictatorship
4. Capitalist Paradise
5. Capitalizt
6. Civil Rights Lovefest
7. Compulsatory Consumerist State
8. Conservative Democracy
9. Corporate Bordello
10. Corporate Police State
11. Corrupt Dictatorship
12. Democratic Socialists
13. Father Knows Best State
14. Free Market Paradise
15. Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
16. Iron-Fist Consumerists
17. Iron-Fist Socialists
18. Left-Leaning College State
19. Left-Wing Utopia
20. Liberal Democratic Socialists
21. Libertarian Police State
22. Moralistic Democracy
23. New York Times Democracy
24. Psycotic Dictatorship
25. Right-Wing Utopia
26. Scandanavian Liberal Paradise
27. Tyranny by Majority

Ok, I've divided the categories on several groups. Props to Qaaolchoura for his work. These ideologies are quite the same, although they have small differences in business politics and/or political- and civil freedoms. I had to change them a bit nonetheless to make them fit better.

I. Capitalist & Pro Market:
Capitalizt, Corporate Bordello, Capitalist Paradise, Free Market Paradise, New York Times Democracy, Corporate Police State.
II. Socialist & Liberal:
Democratic Socialists, Liberal Democratic Socialists, Scandanavian Liberal Paradise, Left-Leaning College State, Left-Wing Utopia, Iron-Fist Socialists.
III. Conservative & Right Wing:
Right-Wing Utopia, Conservative Democracy, Authoritarian Democracy, Moralistic Democracy, Inoffensive Centrist Democracy.
IV. Oppressive & Corrupt:
Compulsatory Consumerist State, Corrupt Dictatorship, Father Knows Best State, Tyranny by Majority, Corporate Police State, Psycotic Dictatorship.
V. Anarchaic, Compassionate & Libertarian: Civil Rights Lovefest, Scandanavian Liberal Paradise, Anarchy, Libertarian Police State.
VI. Evil & Psycotic: Benevolent Dictatorship, Corporate Police State, Iron-Fist Consumerists, Psycotic Dictatorship.

Current game issues can be seen here. [SPOILERS] (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=53919) Ballotonia, you're the man.

The first number is the issue on the list and the second number is the option you must choose to obtain your favourite UN category.

I. Capitalist & Pro Market - ISSUES
Name says it all. Economy is everything at the expense of civil and political rights. No matter how insane the economy issues are, approve them.
#2: 3. The Automotive Manufacturers (...) more government funds."
#4: 2. "This is a catastrophe (...) time they did."
#5: 2. However, Crown Casino (...) be spraypainting trains."
#7: 4. Economist @@RANDOMNAME@@ has (...) to get jobs."
#9: 1. "The fact is (...) for our economy."
#10: 1. "Look, I don't (...) to, that is."
#16: 2. "We pay our (...) on the spot."
#17: 1. "This is supposed (...) the ballot box!"
#18: 1. "Do you know (...) to create jobs."
#23: 1. "This is terrific (...) of the deposit."
#30: 1. "Unless this government (...) so it's win-win."
#31: 1. "Have you been (...) little earner, too."
#35: 3. Economics Professor @@RANDOMNAME@@ (...) a subsistence wage."
#36: 2. "Talk about a (...) socialist economic policies."
#38: 2. "The project certainly (...) that kind of thing."
#41: 1. "These allegations are (...) for the people!"
#49: 1. @@RANDOMNAME@@, a cabinet member (...) have the money!"
#56: 2. "Artists and poets (...) special interest groups."
#60: 1. @@RANDOMNAME@@, the Former (...) of my judgements."
#63: 3. Fat cat factory (...) their expected lives."
#69: 3. "Now the way (...) those tree-hugging hippies?"
#73: 1. "The government was (...) murder the economy!"
#76: 1. @@RANDOMNAME@@, secretary of commerce (...) enough unions already."
#89: 2. "Think before you (...) projects would create."
#91: 3. The Honorable @@RANDOMNAME@@ (...) Scriptures right away!"
#94: 3. "Both sides are (...) prosecuted or taxed."
#95: 1. "Who cares about (...) prices will plummet!"
#96: 1. "We need this (...) washed mini-vans!"
#97: 2. "Ah, the expense!" (...) who would care?"
#102: 1. "Similar schemes have (...) on our roads."
#104: 2. "I think people (...) buy and such."
#105: 1. "It's crazy!" cries (...) on with theirs."
#106: 3. "Not so fast (...) account for that."
#108: 3. "There is a (...) to the economy!"
#112: 2. "This must be (...) @@NAME@@, of course."
#116: 1. "It'll be great," (...) true hallucenogenic experience!"
#117: 1. "These lawsuits are (..) our healthcare system!"
#118: 1. "Today's cars are (...) SX/T-7700 you know."
#122: 2. "I'm not giving (...) like everyone else."
#126: 2. "Nonsense!" scoffs @@RANDOMNAME@@, (...) to complain about."
#127: 3. "Woah, woah! Talk (...) ain't it, man?"
#129: 2. "Who says we (...) it or not."
#135: 2. "You can't!" cries (...) happy about it!"
#137: 1. Interviewed by the (...) shut us down!"
#138: 2. "I agree with (...) for a moment!"
#140: 1. "The expansion of (...) sharing their grave?"
#143: 2. "It's all very (...) tonnes of concrete."

II. Socialist & Liberal - ISSUES
Socialist & Liberal are a bit like Anarchaic, Compassionate & Libertarian but with mich more social welfare and mostly a better economy. There's not much difference between the two.
See Anarchaic, Compassionate & Libertian section for the issues. There's practicly no difference between these two groups. I do recommend to take these:

III. Conservative & Right Wing - ISSUES
The right wing of NS. It's neither opressive nor free. Don't allow many changes and eventually you'll become one of these.

IV. Oppressive & Corrupt - ISSUES
Oppressive & Corrupt nations are usually police-states. Economy is usually very important with few civil and political freedoms.

V. Anarchaic, Compassionate & Libertarian - ISSUES
Anarchy, Compassionate & Libertian is all about civil and political freedoms. Enviroment is also very important. Just say okay to all issues which improve civil- and political freedoms. Economy is not important.
What to choose:
#0: 1. "Compulsory voting makes (...) shudder to think."
#1: 3. "There's a simple (...) than straight ones."
#3: 2. Teachers union President (...) wackos, like Christians."
#5: 1. Social activist @@RANDOMNAME@@ (...) must be stopped!"
#7: 2. "These Liberationists are (...) figures. Couldn't we?"
#8: 1. "For too long (...) choice to dangle!"
#10: 2. "I think we've (...) provide more welfare."
#12: 2. "I'm sorry," says (...) hatred and fear!"
#13: 2. "We need more (...) the price you pay."
#14: 2. "NO MORE BOMBS," (...) place! Disarm now!"
#17: 1. "This is supposed (...) the ballot box!"
#19: 2. "Whoa, dude, no (...) be legal too."
#21: 1. "This is a blatant (...) your bedroom window."
#22: 2. "It's exactly because (...) or stupid it is."
#26: 2. "You keep your (...) to my body."
#28: 1. Dorothy and her (...) to legalize euthanasia.
#29: 1. "Every night my (...) from our TV screens."
#31: 2. "Whoa, whoa, we're (...) spending by increasing taxes."
#32: 3. "Multiple wives? Excellent!" (...) if they want."
#34: 3. "Get your hands (...) unfairness, stop that."
#37: 3. Privacy activist @@RANDOMNAME@@ (...) but pop-up advertising!"
#39: 2. "Unbelievable!" says Reverend (...) halls of justice!"
#42: 2. "How can these (...) prisons in @@NAME@@!"
#44: 2. "Are you kidding?" (...) become, genocidal maniacs?
#46: 2. "Don't be silly" (...) messed-up country!"
#47: 2. @@RANDOMNAME@@ of the (...) into the fire!"
#49: 2. @@RANDOMNAME@@, a civil (...) on government property!"
#50: 2. "Yeah," exclaims @@RANDOMNAME@@ (...) be able to."
#51: 2. "Oh don't be (...) should be legal!"
#52: 3. "That is censorship!" (...) little bare skin!"
#54: 1. "It's time to (...) going completely stale!"
#55: 2. "The time has (...) we were bussed in!"
#56: 1. "We need government (...) to the masses!"
#58: 1. "What have we (...) goes home happy."
#59: 1. @@RANDOMNAME@@, head of @@NAME@@'s chapter (...) not imprison them."
#60: 6. Finally, a tomato (...) your private office.
#61: 2. "I can't believe (...) to a nobility!"
#66: 1. "I have gone (...) I am today!"
#67: 1. "Gov'mint's not workin' (...) along with ours."
#71: 2. "Smarker, but ee's (...) multilingualism throughout @@NAME@@!"
#75: 2. "I understand that (...) our prison system."
#82: 2. "These beings have (...) as us humans."
#84: 3. "Compulsory gun ownership?! (...) possess unregistered weapons."
#87: 1. "We should be able (...) anybody nearby on fire.
#88: 2. Civil rights leader (...) body to science!"
#91: 1. Self-appointed civil (...) for public works."
#93: 1. "This is just (...) succeed in college."
#101: 3. "What in the (...) to both sexes!"
#106: 1. "I just can't (...) body isn't it?"
#107: 2. "That's a disgraceful (...) will be saved?"
#109: 1. "What better way (...) prowling the streets?"
#110: 2. Returning fire, both (...) and truly 'equal'!"
#111: 1. "The government is (...) so be it!"
#112: 1. "This has to (...) at stake here!"
#114: 2. "I don't see (...) name of culture!"
#120: 1. "Two-party politics (...) truly democratic choice."
#121: 2. "Dude, your plan (...) that's their style."
#122: 1. "There needs to (...) for their sort."
#125: 1. "Give us the (...) haven't been warned!"
#128: 2. "This is an (...) so be it!"
#130: 2. While taking a (...) this repugnant legislation."
#131: 2. "Swords? Heavens, what (...) from lawyers, obviously."
#136: 1. @@RANDOMNAME@@, lawyer for (...) throughout the country!'

VI. Evil & Psycotic - ISSUES
The name says it all. Evil & Psycotic nations don't care about the people. This group is exactly the opposite of the one above.
#0: 3. "This raises an (...) lot of time?"
#1: 1. "There's a simple (...) turned out to be."
#2: 2. "The only thing (...) down on them."
#3: 1. "I quite enjoyed (...) and burn it."
#7: 1. "These nuts have (...) had the chance."
#8: DISMISS
#10: 1. "Look, I don't (...) to, that is."
#11: 1. The High Minister (...) wackos for treason."
#12: DISMISS

If something's wrong, feel free to speak up. I will add the rest later on this week.
Neo England
17-06-2004, 20:59
I rekon this is worthy of a sticky
Vostokoslavia
17-06-2004, 21:01
Me too
Duke of Earl
17-06-2004, 22:57
Great work. Sticky needed.
Tuesday Heights
18-06-2004, 01:49
I rekon this is worthy of a sticky

I reckon to agree. :D
Neo England
18-06-2004, 02:07
I rekon this is worthy of a sticky

I reckon to agree. :D

Its been a stressfull week ;)
Holy panooly
18-06-2004, 11:00
Today I'll work out all the pro-business issues and psycotis ones. Thanks guys!
Holy panooly
18-06-2004, 18:54
Capitalist & Pro Market issues done
Free Outer Eugenia
18-06-2004, 21:28
I disagree with several entries. Some have no acceptable choice for a liberterian socialist nation and just need to be dismissed.
Thestalker
19-06-2004, 06:19
Wow, Holy panooly, that was a lot of work. And THANK YOU for sharing. :D
Holy panooly
21-06-2004, 14:14
Today I'll add psychotic ones if the server feels like it...
Huzen Hagen
21-06-2004, 14:59
Yay for HP, this could be very handy