NationStates Jolt Archive


Determined Evil up for sale

29-04-2004, 15:13
Who wants a nation with a population of nearly 2 billion oppressed souls?

"The Empire of Determined Evil is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed population of 1.942 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt."

Convince me that you will carry on the traditions of Determined Evil and the place is all yours.

This offer is valid for a limited time only. No purchase necessary. Employees and immediate family of The Empire of Determined Evil, its employees, Board of Directors and officers are not eligible. Void where prohibited. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
Kenyonium
29-04-2004, 15:24
I'll take it. I vow to kill anybody with a different viewpoint to me. All public services (and these will be limited to the bare minimum needed to keep the populace alive) will be controlled by me. All entertainment will be prohibited. There will be a minimum of 18 and a half hour working days starting at the age of 7. I'll personally eat any babies that are born out of wedlock. There will be a constant fire outside every major city burning with the bodies of any opposers. Just give me the chance.
Unfree People
29-04-2004, 23:57
Oh, me! me! I'll take it. Although, really, what traditions? Your classification of "Democratic Socialists" doesn't seem all that oppresive.

One thing, here, at least I wasn't founded just a couple days ago...
Attitude 910
30-04-2004, 04:40
I will invade and cause panic and plenty of evil with it trust me I love to cause Chaos especially with evil nations.
Screwed up minds
30-04-2004, 05:49
You can trust me The dictatorship of screwed up minds to oppress & annialate everything living within the cities walls :twisted: Muwahahahaha
Tappee
30-04-2004, 05:51
question

This is like the second thread that i have seen tonight were someone is trying to pawn off a country of 2 billion, WHY?