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Muwahahahahaha..... Go radioactive monkey's go..... o_O

LOL, you have never been walking across Arridia and had a pack of Rappies hit you every few steps.
Or perhaps have never seen a El Rappie throw Razonde on you as you ran like a little girl Neuman from him.
Rappies Rock.

Ummmmm i am a girl..... & i don't run like one im just lazy....

yea right my goats ownz joo any day of the week :)

Ewoks Pwn Joo

ur goat is own3d by me cupacabra.

My Dung Beetle owns any of yall any day of the week.

You can't outrun the undead...they always catch up to you in time.

well my n00b would kill your undead anyday

I'd like to see you guys kill my n00bs

Muwahahahahaha..... Go radioactive monkey's go..... o_O

Im almost willing to concive of the almighty Scorpain being defeated.....since we have like3 left in our nation, in little glass boxes....

A flock of Chocobos lands and pecks the eyes out of all of your puny national animals

The spine worm will kill us all! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

=Crazy Red Neck, Just before being eatten by a colony of spine worms...=
"Don't worry, we taped his death for national TV"

Muwahahahahaha Prepare to be swarmed by the radioactive monkey's.... Muwahahahahaha :twisted: o_O

my bristlenose will clean your fish tank :)

black panthers pwn joo 4ll :twisted:

Penguins can be very evil if pushed...

oh yeah? my fell beast would wipe yall out anytime, anyday, mwahahahahaaaa :twisted:

My nation's animal is the dagron (not the dragon!!!). We feed it prisoners of war. They get 3--5 feet tall. Very viscious.

ya feed the fell beast with gondorian soldiers. its about 30 meters long, and has a wingspan of around 60

i recon Chocobos rule!!! they out run any1 any day. U just cant keep up to them!!!

ya feed the fell beast with gondorian soldiers. its about 30 meters long, and has a wingspan of around 60

Our national animal is more of a carnivourous parasite. :(

i recon Chocobos rule!!! they out run any1 any day. U just cant keep up to them!!!

Now what kind of Chocobos, because I'm pretty sure a Luporian Great Wolf can outrun all of them with the exception of the golden ones and maybe the black ones. :wink:

Giant wolves rule!

I still say my n00bs would kill any animal you threw at it

My radioactive monkeys will beat you all,one bite & you're infected
Muwahahahaha

black panthers pwn joo 4ll :twisted:
Yeah rock on panthers! :twisted:

none can defeat my Chipathingy

fear the fireants. :twisted:

a Rappy can tear a Chocobo into so many pieces you wouldnt even know you had a Chocobo.

fear the fireants. :twisted:

*squash* Opps,my bad... :roll:

actually Fire ants are kinda hard to squish, at least the big ones.

I said *squash* & that's the end of that.. :twisted: Muwahhahahhahhah

:twisted: Muwahhahahhahhah

Oh know! I stuffed up my evil laugh! Ahhhhhhh! :(

My Army Ants can pwn anything you throw at them. The buggers just leave a path of skeletons behind them everywhere they go! :twisted:

Pelicans... normally harmless, but what they dont know is that we're secretly breeding a special mutation of them... razor edged beaks, capable of slicing peoples heads off befor they get withing 3 feet of them...

Frogs > all

Ask Australia...

Frogs > all

Ask Australia...

Are you from Australia?

well it's been a good debate...now i shall let you know why you should be afraid
one word: Demons.

and as you all should know:
demons pwnz0000rs everthing!!!

bwahahahahahahaha :twisted:

Frogs > all

Ask Australia...
Frogs? Nah... just go for the cane toads. Nothing stops them.

And yes, I am Australian.

black panthers pwn joo 4ll :twisted:
How fast can they dig?

Not fast enough to escape my Spadgers. They come down on anything like a tonne of bricks swallowing it whole. :P

Rappies PWN everything.

Rappies are teh 1337357 of awl aminals

Pink Floyd's Nightmare..nuff said.

well it's been a good debate...now i shall let you know why you should be afraid
one word: Demons.

and as you all should know:
demons pwnz0000rs everthing!!!

bwahahahahahahaha :twisted:
:P
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Ewoks Pwn Joo :It's Ewoks Pown Joo

Fools...NOTHING can top THE LIVING BEER CAN!

Summer Romance-
The Drunken Otter of my nation would LOVE to have a conversation with your Living Beer Can

Frostsaber Tiger mmmmmmmm Diner... Kitty’s been hungry for a while, not anymore.. Oh and there is one thing that stops cane toads 9 Ion :twisted:

Muwahahahahaha..... Go radioactive monkey's go..... o_OWell, you haven't seen my national animal. http://www.pikecountypa.com/cat.gif

Stupid cat :twisted:

Prophet Margin throws one of the finest specimens of gene-spliced Cowsheep from his nation state into the ring to have at the other critters.

"30 Klatus on the newcomer."

Eats cheese and squeeks in your general direction - so there

http://www.algol-star-system.net/data-memory/ozaki-pics/lena.jpeg
Lena, Earth Day festival queen and her faithful Rappy DB.
Note his eyes, he is primed and ready to PWN.

Eats cheese and squeeks in your general direction - so there
Want to join the Rodent Alliance?

http://www.algol-star-system.net/data-memory/ozaki-pics/lena.jpeg
Lena, Earth Day festival queen and her faithful Rappy DB.
Note his eyes, he is primed and ready to PWN.

Yes you can alway's tell from the eye's if something is evil.... :twisted:

my little french bulldogs would rip all yalls animals to shred any day - 1st as we all know the french hate everybody, second this dogs were bred as companions to the "ladies of the night" so they know the streets, 3rd they are bulldogs, they baaaaad little mamma jammas

My scorpions poison everyone and everything.

Tell me honestly if you'd want to face several miles worth of these.

http://www.rainforestventures.com/images/Armybiv.jpg


Keep in mind, that this is only a small part of a marching group of Army Ants.

These things breed in colonies, and have seemingly endless numbers when they migrate. They will pwn anything anyone else has. Even dragons!!! :twisted:

Get within 20feet of my radioactive monkey's & you're in for one painfull death.... :twisted: Hahaha

I have two words for you...


http://tvland.classictvhits.com/BradyBunch/Pics/Brady19.JPG


BRADY BUNCH!


C'mon. Try and top that.

I have two words for you...


http://tvland.classictvhits.com/BradyBunch/Pics/Brady19.JPG


BRADY BUNCH!


C'mon. Try and top that.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Thay are evil in disguise....

PENGUINS RULE!!! They're so cute and they waddle up to you looking all goofy and kind then BAM! your head is rolling down the beach. hee hee.

You will all be destroyed by my hungry hungry hippos

hahaha u must be kidding me u will all be abliterated by my ak-47's
muhhhhah :twisted:

Hmmmmmmmmm.... must be a slow day

Fear the allmighty Alligators of Piscea :tantrum:

I'm my own national animal, i think i killed the other things that used to be here. IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN.

the angry junkies
'not capitalist paradise, just paradise'

You really think you could stand up to a fully grown guivre? It paralyses by sight, then feeds!

My Hungry hungry hippos will eat you all

Have you ever looked in the eyes of a kebab?

Phear the ravaging herds of Olson Twins, who galavant happily in my forest.

PENGUINS RULE!!! They're so cute and they waddle up to you looking all goofy and kind then BAM! your head is rolling down the beach. hee hee.ferrets and spiders will kill all..muhahahaha :twisted:

Fear me for I have the Long Extinct Dragon! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

Fear me for I have the Long Extinct Dragon! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:no i shall not....fear the ferrets!

Well, I'VE got....Gila monsters.

Most think they're native to the United States, but in fact fossilized remains of them have been found in Criminalia's soil. So Gilas pwn teh US!!11one

I can't believe I said that. Anyway, Gilas rule in general. Nobody can beat their cool look, OR their venom! BWAH!

Well, I'VE got....Gila monsters.

Anyway, Gilas rule in general. Nobody can beat their cool look, OR their venom! BWAH!

Bah. Olson Twins pwn joo Gila butt!

You just have to wait untill there numbers increase

Boolari's Chinchillas could kick all your asses - any time, place, or day. So there. :x Lol.

About this...?

http://img27.photobucket.com/albums/v82/RedRaven/sor3-9.gif

No one will touch Gay Man! :twisted:

Red Butted Baboons,Nuffsaid

About this...?

http://img27.photobucket.com/albums/v82/RedRaven/sor3-9.gif

No one will touch Gay Man! :twisted:


Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Go radioactive monkeys go!

I have an eagel, like the one in the Budweiser ads, go eagle!

Bahamuts are better (Bahamut=King of Dragons)

My man-eating platypi will devour you and your countreymen :twisted:

My man-eating platypi will devour you and your countreymen :twisted:

Yay! More Aussies! wait,you are aussie right? if not,give us our damn animals back

Are you sure you want to go up against the possum? Out of all the people voting in my website's poll, all said possums were edible.

my trees can beat all of u

My man-eating platypi will devour you and your countreymen :twisted:

but the spelling platypi aint got a chance! :oops:

annnnnnnnnnnnnddddd

my ardvarcks blow past all else with their roxxing coolness

in my nation, the nationals anuimals ( and most of the population)
are moogles.

moogles are cool, and that make the citizen happy to have an official title.

thats it.

in my nation, the nationals anuimals ( and most of the population)
are moogles.

moogles are cool, and that make the citizen happy to have an official title.

thats it.

hah! the cookie cutter shark could beat all of your animals! They normally live deep in the sea as they come up to bite great big chunks out of whales!. Now in the 70's a US submarine came up against one. End result
Cookie Cutter shark 1 US Navy zero lol.

uh huh, you only wish.

My nation has teh Vampire as national animal. they are currently crossbreeding with dogs and soon I shall have an army of blood sucking hounds.

Supreme Emporer War General Angelus :twisted:

About this...?

http://img27.photobucket.com/albums/v82/RedRaven/sor3-9.gif

No one will touch Gay Man! :twisted:

My vampires shall feast upon your Gay Man! What's the worst your Gay Man can do? Make snarky remarks about their black trenchcoats?

Supreme Emporer War General Angelus

The Chain Mailers shall flood your inbox with enlargening mails about magical monkeys until you implode!

welll, well, well

my moogles will dance until your vampire hounds are all dead...

Chocobos, Ha :lol: i would like to see a chocobo take on a full grown Sun Bear

Oh come on, all you humans are all self-centered and so arrogant... Us penguin's national animal, the human, is, without a doubt, the best!

abonibable snowman > *

All will pale before the might of the reclusive Drop-Bear.
You think you're safe just walking along a desered track... when suddenly a rustle and a shadow above you and your best friend's head's been caved in. Some thing dashes up the tree and dissapears. You've been struck by a Drop-Bear.

Believe :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Drop-bear? That remindes me of this thing about koalas

Feel the wrath of the radioactive monkey!

Man, you guys dont understand, the jaguar rules all, why do you think they make really good cars out of them? Its cause they kick butt.

you want 2 mass with
TIGER.
go ahed bub.
give your best shot. :twisted:

well, the caspian tiger is extinct, and therefore cooler than all of you and your nations and their animals... 8)

Yea, well my thing could kick all yo asses. Anyone here played Halo? its like the flood on that

Ha! The OSMINOG shall whip all of you, with its' incredibly long eght tentacles and ability to play the Internationale! You will either join it or die!

Wow :shock: I cant believe this thread lasted so long,i thought when i first made it that it would only go for a few days at most

Pyro Possum he shall arsonate joo all!

well my BeerMonster Will whip all of you Mwahaaa

well my BeerMonster Will whip all of you Mwahaaa

well my BeerMonster Will whip all of you Mwahaaa

well my BeerMonster Will whip all of you Mwahaaa

I think your BeerMonster is a little tipsy

:twisted: :twisted:

Bow to the almighty Vermillian Fummox. The greatest of all species.
As large as a building, but can be taken anywhere inside your pocket.
It's foliage is the most brilliant shade of fox.
To see one flabbergate through the air is the most majestic sight you'll ever smell.


So bow to the mighty Vermillion Fummox. Purple Monkey Dishwasher

You have all foolishly opted to have large creatures as your national animals, which is why I shall win. Large animals have rarely been known to destroy trees on their own, so none of them will be able to stop my carnivorous oak trees. :twisted:

My Radioactive monkeys can beat trees

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Beware the pugnacious gewgaw, he is scary.

Im sure it isnt

All will pale before the might of the reclusive Drop-Bear.
You think you're safe just walking along a desered track... when suddenly a rustle and a shadow above you and your best friend's head's been caved in. Some thing dashes up the tree and dissapears. You've been struck by a Drop-Bear.

Believe :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

The Drop-Bear rules. But the Hoop Snake is better by far. Who wouldn't be afraid of a snake that forms a circle by grabbing its tail with its teeth and rolling after you.

All will pale before the might of the reclusive Drop-Bear.
You think you're safe just walking along a desered track... when suddenly a rustle and a shadow above you and your best friend's head's been caved in. Some thing dashes up the tree and dissapears. You've been struck by a Drop-Bear.

Believe :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

The Drop-Bear rules. But the Hoop Snake is better by far. Who wouldn't be afraid of a snake that forms a circle by grabbing its tail with its teeth and rolling after you.

I would just kick it 8)

You sadist!

The potato plant supplies prosperity for the Lithuanian Mashed Potato and Steel Wool Distributors, Inc, and helps us to supply ice cream to all. Plus, they're COMMUNIST potatoes.

What's that you say? It's not an animal? TREASON! No ice cream for you!

:idea: im new! my animal is the amoeba.

Thoroughly admirable, both of you! The amoeba is a great and mighty creature, and...well..VICTORY TO THE SOVIET...*whisper: "you sure[/]i this is right? yeah? Ok." POTATO!!!

Get outta my thread! All of you! :twisted:

Mwahaha!! 'Tis ours now, sire!

Mwahaha!! 'Tis ours now, sire!

Sire? To be a "sire" dont you have to be male? :?

:oops: My apologies, heh...teach me to open my big mouth won't it?

Mine is the Satyr.Look it up on the net.No-one messes with it!
It won't just kick your ass-It will diddle you too! :twisted:

Im sorry my friends, but I must disagree...

GERMAN SHEPHERDS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!WH00T!!!!!! 8)

Im sorry my friends, but I must disagree...

GERMAN SHEPHERDS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!WH00T!!!!!! 8)

Yes you are right they do,i have a german shepherd,short name: lawyer,he could win any argument with his teeth

:twisted: You are all wrong the alpaca is the greatest animal of them all and don't you forget it! (For the idiots who don't know what it is it's a bit like a llama) :twisted:

Fear the almighty power of the radioactive monkey! :twisted:

Radioactive monkeys are nothing compared to the Purple Spotted Sloth!! :twisted: Yes thats right... a sloth, fearsome creature that plays dumb and sits in trees making like it is asleep... the once you turn around, BAM! No more chinese laundry.

Ewoks Pwn Joo

I think this guy wins...ewoks kick ass although i dont know if they are an animal

HAHAHA! You all underestimate the power of..... THE PET ROCK! They never die, and our citizens can pelt you with them. They're the ultimate national animal!

HAHAHA! You all underestimate the power of..... THE PET ROCK! They never die, and our citizens can pelt you with them. They're the ultimate national animal!

Stone them! :twisted:

our national animal is a devout pacifest by choice,
their's and our's both

=^^=
.../\...

You guys really think that you could take on a full grown guivre? It paralyses with its sight, then moves in for the kill.

Our animal is so frightening we could only put the head on our national flag. :shock:

my national animal will take you all kill one and it is reborn to burn and peck at your corpsesss

Nothing beats a frail cat....

Wow,i didnt think there would be so many immature people here :D Id still be you all though

yeah like anything actually has a chance against a kinky squrriel...psh.. :roll:

Now nothing beats a GILA MONSTER!!! :P :P :P

If you don't know what that is, look it up on google! 8) 8) 8)

Grunthoids are cool. Their much prettier then your national animals... though I guess that is about it. :?

my red panda would sit there and eat bamboo with his opposible thumbs :oops:

ok, ok, you're animals are cool,
but if they encounter my lepra-corn, they'll fall apart in little pieces

Muahaha....my animal is the Omnipotnent God....and it will smite everything. As for you non-believers, my Omnipotent God frolics in my nation's many lush forests, so it does exist. :P

yea my man-eating penguins are beasts of destruction just waitting to to eAT um........people

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Time to do some thread reviving.

Why exactly?

Let this sad, sad thread die a well-deserved death.

Naaah lets make the death long drawn out and agonising :twisted:

Golden Eagles rule you all!!!

Bed Badgers.

A vicous animal AND inuendo for a venerial disease!