My nations animal can beat your national animal any day...
Muwahahahahaha..... Go radioactive monkey's go..... o_O
1 Infinite Loop
16-04-2004, 08:26
LOL, you have never been walking across Arridia and had a pack of Rappies hit you every few steps.
Or perhaps have never seen a El Rappie throw Razonde on you as you ran like a little girl Neuman from him.
Rappies Rock.
Ummmmm i am a girl..... & i don't run like one im just lazy....
GoatsRus
16-04-2004, 09:43
yea right my goats ownz joo any day of the week :)
Wes Janson
16-04-2004, 11:06
Ewoks Pwn Joo
ur goat is own3d by me cupacabra.
My Dung Beetle owns any of yall any day of the week.
Heigmdahl
16-04-2004, 17:04
You can't outrun the undead...they always catch up to you in time.
well my n00b would kill your undead anyday
I'd like to see you guys kill my n00bs
Transnapastain
16-04-2004, 17:19
Muwahahahahaha..... Go radioactive monkey's go..... o_O
Im almost willing to concive of the almighty Scorpain being defeated.....since we have like3 left in our nation, in little glass boxes....
A flock of Chocobos lands and pecks the eyes out of all of your puny national animals
The spine worm will kill us all! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
=Crazy Red Neck, Just before being eatten by a colony of spine worms...=
"Don't worry, we taped his death for national TV"
Muwahahahahaha Prepare to be swarmed by the radioactive monkey's.... Muwahahahahaha :twisted: o_O
my bristlenose will clean your fish tank :)
The Atheists Reality
17-04-2004, 11:56
black panthers pwn joo 4ll :twisted:
Penguins can be very evil if pushed...
Osgiliaths Defenders
17-04-2004, 16:04
oh yeah? my fell beast would wipe yall out anytime, anyday, mwahahahahaaaa :twisted:
My nation's animal is the dagron (not the dragon!!!). We feed it prisoners of war. They get 3--5 feet tall. Very viscious.
Osgiliaths Defenders
17-04-2004, 16:17
ya feed the fell beast with gondorian soldiers. its about 30 meters long, and has a wingspan of around 60
i recon Chocobos rule!!! they out run any1 any day. U just cant keep up to them!!!
ya feed the fell beast with gondorian soldiers. its about 30 meters long, and has a wingspan of around 60
Our national animal is more of a carnivourous parasite. :(
i recon Chocobos rule!!! they out run any1 any day. U just cant keep up to them!!!
Now what kind of Chocobos, because I'm pretty sure a Luporian Great Wolf can outrun all of them with the exception of the golden ones and maybe the black ones. :wink:
Giant wolves rule!
I still say my n00bs would kill any animal you threw at it
My radioactive monkeys will beat you all,one bite & you're infected
Muwahahahaha
black panthers pwn joo 4ll :twisted:
Yeah rock on panthers! :twisted:
none can defeat my Chipathingy
Unified Alabama
19-04-2004, 07:07
fear the fireants. :twisted:
1 Infinite Loop
19-04-2004, 07:55
a Rappy can tear a Chocobo into so many pieces you wouldnt even know you had a Chocobo.
fear the fireants. :twisted:
*squash* Opps,my bad... :roll:
1 Infinite Loop
19-04-2004, 08:01
actually Fire ants are kinda hard to squish, at least the big ones.
I said *squash* & that's the end of that.. :twisted: Muwahhahahhahhah
:twisted: Muwahhahahhahhah
Oh know! I stuffed up my evil laugh! Ahhhhhhh! :(
The Scr00d
19-04-2004, 12:19
My Army Ants can pwn anything you throw at them. The buggers just leave a path of skeletons behind them everywhere they go! :twisted:
Pelicans... normally harmless, but what they dont know is that we're secretly breeding a special mutation of them... razor edged beaks, capable of slicing peoples heads off befor they get withing 3 feet of them...
Frogs > all
Ask Australia...
Frogs > all
Ask Australia...
Are you from Australia?
well it's been a good debate...now i shall let you know why you should be afraid
one word: Demons.
and as you all should know:
demons pwnz0000rs everthing!!!
bwahahahahahahaha :twisted:
Frogs > all
Ask Australia...
Frogs? Nah... just go for the cane toads. Nothing stops them.
And yes, I am Australian.
Demonic Gophers
20-04-2004, 07:05
black panthers pwn joo 4ll :twisted:
How fast can they dig?
Not fast enough to escape my Spadgers. They come down on anything like a tonne of bricks swallowing it whole. :P
1 Infinite Loop
20-04-2004, 08:00
Rappies PWN everything.
Rappies are teh 1337357 of awl aminals
Fevered Dreams
20-04-2004, 10:13
Pink Floyd's Nightmare..nuff said.
Demonic Gophers
20-04-2004, 10:40
well it's been a good debate...now i shall let you know why you should be afraid
one word: Demons.
and as you all should know:
demons pwnz0000rs everthing!!!
bwahahahahahahaha :twisted:
:P
http://zoo.nightstar.net/images/smiles/FIREdevil.gif
Ewoks Pwn Joo :It's Ewoks Pown Joo
Summer Romance
21-04-2004, 05:47
Fools...NOTHING can top THE LIVING BEER CAN!
SquintyPete
21-04-2004, 07:45
Summer Romance-
The Drunken Otter of my nation would LOVE to have a conversation with your Living Beer Can
The Ancient ones of Mu
21-04-2004, 09:54
Frostsaber Tiger mmmmmmmm Diner... Kitty’s been hungry for a while, not anymore.. Oh and there is one thing that stops cane toads 9 Ion :twisted:
Muwahahahahaha..... Go radioactive monkey's go..... o_OWell, you haven't seen my national animal. http://www.pikecountypa.com/cat.gif
Prophet Margin throws one of the finest specimens of gene-spliced Cowsheep from his nation state into the ring to have at the other critters.
"30 Klatus on the newcomer."
Eats cheese and squeeks in your general direction - so there
1 Infinite Loop
22-04-2004, 07:54
http://www.algol-star-system.net/data-memory/ozaki-pics/lena.jpeg
Lena, Earth Day festival queen and her faithful Rappy DB.
Note his eyes, he is primed and ready to PWN.
Demonic Gophers
22-04-2004, 09:04
Eats cheese and squeeks in your general direction - so there
Want to join the Rodent Alliance?
http://www.algol-star-system.net/data-memory/ozaki-pics/lena.jpeg
Lena, Earth Day festival queen and her faithful Rappy DB.
Note his eyes, he is primed and ready to PWN.
Yes you can alway's tell from the eye's if something is evil.... :twisted:
my little french bulldogs would rip all yalls animals to shred any day - 1st as we all know the french hate everybody, second this dogs were bred as companions to the "ladies of the night" so they know the streets, 3rd they are bulldogs, they baaaaad little mamma jammas
The Brotherhood of Nod
24-04-2004, 09:34
My scorpions poison everyone and everything.
The Scr00d
24-04-2004, 13:13
Tell me honestly if you'd want to face several miles worth of these.
http://www.rainforestventures.com/images/Armybiv.jpg
Keep in mind, that this is only a small part of a marching group of Army Ants.
These things breed in colonies, and have seemingly endless numbers when they migrate. They will pwn anything anyone else has. Even dragons!!! :twisted:
Get within 20feet of my radioactive monkey's & you're in for one painfull death.... :twisted: Hahaha
Tellenthion
25-04-2004, 10:07
I have two words for you...
http://tvland.classictvhits.com/BradyBunch/Pics/Brady19.JPG
BRADY BUNCH!
C'mon. Try and top that.
I have two words for you...
http://tvland.classictvhits.com/BradyBunch/Pics/Brady19.JPG
BRADY BUNCH!
C'mon. Try and top that.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Thay are evil in disguise....
PENGUINS RULE!!! They're so cute and they waddle up to you looking all goofy and kind then BAM! your head is rolling down the beach. hee hee.
Screwed up minds
30-04-2004, 05:55
You will all be destroyed by my hungry hungry hippos
Czechoscotzolia
30-04-2004, 08:15
hahaha u must be kidding me u will all be abliterated by my ak-47's
muhhhhah :twisted:
Hmmmmmmmmm.... must be a slow day
Fear the allmighty Alligators of Piscea :tantrum:
The Angry Junkies
01-05-2004, 11:06
I'm my own national animal, i think i killed the other things that used to be here. IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN.
the angry junkies
'not capitalist paradise, just paradise'
You really think you could stand up to a fully grown guivre? It paralyses by sight, then feeds!
Screwed up minds
05-05-2004, 08:31
My Hungry hungry hippos will eat you all
Have you ever looked in the eyes of a kebab?
Phear the ravaging herds of Olson Twins, who galavant happily in my forest.
BBQ sauce
05-05-2004, 15:29
PENGUINS RULE!!! They're so cute and they waddle up to you looking all goofy and kind then BAM! your head is rolling down the beach. hee hee.ferrets and spiders will kill all..muhahahaha :twisted:
Saige Dragon
05-05-2004, 15:33
Fear me for I have the Long Extinct Dragon! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:
BBQ sauce
05-05-2004, 15:35
Fear me for I have the Long Extinct Dragon! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:no i shall not....fear the ferrets!
Criminalia
05-05-2004, 15:44
Well, I'VE got....Gila monsters.
Most think they're native to the United States, but in fact fossilized remains of them have been found in Criminalia's soil. So Gilas pwn teh US!!11one
I can't believe I said that. Anyway, Gilas rule in general. Nobody can beat their cool look, OR their venom! BWAH!
Well, I'VE got....Gila monsters.
Anyway, Gilas rule in general. Nobody can beat their cool look, OR their venom! BWAH!
Bah. Olson Twins pwn joo Gila butt!
Moovadia
05-05-2004, 16:56
You just have to wait untill there numbers increase
Boolari's Chinchillas could kick all your asses - any time, place, or day. So there. :x Lol.
About this...?
http://img27.photobucket.com/albums/v82/RedRaven/sor3-9.gif
No one will touch Gay Man! :twisted:
Old Crimson
07-05-2004, 06:58
Red Butted Baboons,Nuffsaid
About this...?
http://img27.photobucket.com/albums/v82/RedRaven/sor3-9.gif
No one will touch Gay Man! :twisted:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Go radioactive monkeys go!
I have an eagel, like the one in the Budweiser ads, go eagle!
UltimateEnd
10-05-2004, 03:40
Bahamuts are better (Bahamut=King of Dragons)
MegalomaniaX
10-05-2004, 13:56
My man-eating platypi will devour you and your countreymen :twisted:
My man-eating platypi will devour you and your countreymen :twisted:
Yay! More Aussies! wait,you are aussie right? if not,give us our damn animals back
Ultimate Stupidity
12-05-2004, 08:45
Are you sure you want to go up against the possum? Out of all the people voting in my website's poll, all said possums were edible.
Hostile terrorist
12-05-2004, 15:39
my trees can beat all of u
Hydraulics
13-05-2004, 10:10
My man-eating platypi will devour you and your countreymen :twisted:
but the spelling platypi aint got a chance! :oops:
annnnnnnnnnnnnddddd
my ardvarcks blow past all else with their roxxing coolness
Nova Mooglea
13-05-2004, 22:52
in my nation, the nationals anuimals ( and most of the population)
are moogles.
moogles are cool, and that make the citizen happy to have an official title.
thats it.
Nova Mooglea
13-05-2004, 22:52
in my nation, the nationals anuimals ( and most of the population)
are moogles.
moogles are cool, and that make the citizen happy to have an official title.
thats it.
Tannelorn
13-05-2004, 22:54
hah! the cookie cutter shark could beat all of your animals! They normally live deep in the sea as they come up to bite great big chunks out of whales!. Now in the 70's a US submarine came up against one. End result
Cookie Cutter shark 1 US Navy zero lol.
Demonlion
14-05-2004, 17:18
My nation has teh Vampire as national animal. they are currently crossbreeding with dogs and soon I shall have an army of blood sucking hounds.
Supreme Emporer War General Angelus :twisted:
Demonlion
14-05-2004, 17:21
About this...?
http://img27.photobucket.com/albums/v82/RedRaven/sor3-9.gif
No one will touch Gay Man! :twisted:
My vampires shall feast upon your Gay Man! What's the worst your Gay Man can do? Make snarky remarks about their black trenchcoats?
Supreme Emporer War General Angelus
ACMM Turf
15-05-2004, 03:58
The Chain Mailers shall flood your inbox with enlargening mails about magical monkeys until you implode!
Nova Mooglea
15-05-2004, 07:36
welll, well, well
my moogles will dance until your vampire hounds are all dead...
Herzchelkrov
15-05-2004, 08:01
Chocobos, Ha :lol: i would like to see a chocobo take on a full grown Sun Bear
The Black Eyed Penguin
15-05-2004, 16:47
Oh come on, all you humans are all self-centered and so arrogant... Us penguin's national animal, the human, is, without a doubt, the best!
Frankenshpiel
15-05-2004, 18:11
abonibable snowman > *
All will pale before the might of the reclusive Drop-Bear.
You think you're safe just walking along a desered track... when suddenly a rustle and a shadow above you and your best friend's head's been caved in. Some thing dashes up the tree and dissapears. You've been struck by a Drop-Bear.
Believe :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Drop-bear? That remindes me of this thing about koalas
Feel the wrath of the radioactive monkey!
Man, you guys dont understand, the jaguar rules all, why do you think they make really good cars out of them? Its cause they kick butt.
you want 2 mass with
TIGER.
go ahed bub.
give your best shot. :twisted:
Atticus Justus
16-05-2004, 07:16
well, the caspian tiger is extinct, and therefore cooler than all of you and your nations and their animals... 8)
Coressimo
16-05-2004, 13:25
Yea, well my thing could kick all yo asses. Anyone here played Halo? its like the flood on that
DontPissUsOff
16-05-2004, 13:32
Ha! The OSMINOG shall whip all of you, with its' incredibly long eght tentacles and ability to play the Internationale! You will either join it or die!
Wow :shock: I cant believe this thread lasted so long,i thought when i first made it that it would only go for a few days at most
Pyro Possum he shall arsonate joo all!
well my BeerMonster Will whip all of you Mwahaaa
well my BeerMonster Will whip all of you Mwahaaa
well my BeerMonster Will whip all of you Mwahaaa
well my BeerMonster Will whip all of you Mwahaaa
I think your BeerMonster is a little tipsy
:twisted: :twisted:
Bow to the almighty Vermillian Fummox. The greatest of all species.
As large as a building, but can be taken anywhere inside your pocket.
It's foliage is the most brilliant shade of fox.
To see one flabbergate through the air is the most majestic sight you'll ever smell.
So bow to the mighty Vermillion Fummox. Purple Monkey Dishwasher
General Mike
22-05-2004, 17:16
You have all foolishly opted to have large creatures as your national animals, which is why I shall win. Large animals have rarely been known to destroy trees on their own, so none of them will be able to stop my carnivorous oak trees. :twisted:
My Radioactive monkeys can beat trees
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Beware the pugnacious gewgaw, he is scary.
Im sure it isnt
White Dwarf
23-05-2004, 12:35
All will pale before the might of the reclusive Drop-Bear.
You think you're safe just walking along a desered track... when suddenly a rustle and a shadow above you and your best friend's head's been caved in. Some thing dashes up the tree and dissapears. You've been struck by a Drop-Bear.
Believe :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
The Drop-Bear rules. But the Hoop Snake is better by far. Who wouldn't be afraid of a snake that forms a circle by grabbing its tail with its teeth and rolling after you.
All will pale before the might of the reclusive Drop-Bear.
You think you're safe just walking along a desered track... when suddenly a rustle and a shadow above you and your best friend's head's been caved in. Some thing dashes up the tree and dissapears. You've been struck by a Drop-Bear.
Believe :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
The Drop-Bear rules. But the Hoop Snake is better by far. Who wouldn't be afraid of a snake that forms a circle by grabbing its tail with its teeth and rolling after you.
I would just kick it 8)
DontPissUsOff
30-05-2004, 15:21
You sadist!
LMPASWDI
31-05-2004, 18:11
The potato plant supplies prosperity for the Lithuanian Mashed Potato and Steel Wool Distributors, Inc, and helps us to supply ice cream to all. Plus, they're COMMUNIST potatoes.
What's that you say? It's not an animal? TREASON! No ice cream for you!
Lebenswelt
02-06-2004, 09:29
:idea: im new! my animal is the amoeba.
DontPissUsOff
03-06-2004, 22:29
Thoroughly admirable, both of you! The amoeba is a great and mighty creature, and...well..VICTORY TO THE SOVIET...*whisper: "you sure[/]i this is right? yeah? Ok." POTATO!!!
Get outta my thread! All of you! :twisted:
DontPissUsOff
04-06-2004, 15:19
Mwahaha!! 'Tis ours now, sire!
Mwahaha!! 'Tis ours now, sire!
Sire? To be a "sire" dont you have to be male? :?
DontPissUsOff
04-06-2004, 16:12
:oops: My apologies, heh...teach me to open my big mouth won't it?
Luckdonia
04-06-2004, 18:36
Mine is the Satyr.Look it up on the net.No-one messes with it!
It won't just kick your ass-It will diddle you too! :twisted:
Im sorry my friends, but I must disagree...
GERMAN SHEPHERDS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!WH00T!!!!!! 8)
Im sorry my friends, but I must disagree...
GERMAN SHEPHERDS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!WH00T!!!!!! 8)
Yes you are right they do,i have a german shepherd,short name: lawyer,he could win any argument with his teeth
:twisted: You are all wrong the alpaca is the greatest animal of them all and don't you forget it! (For the idiots who don't know what it is it's a bit like a llama) :twisted:
Fear the almighty power of the radioactive monkey! :twisted:
Radioactive monkeys are nothing compared to the Purple Spotted Sloth!! :twisted: Yes thats right... a sloth, fearsome creature that plays dumb and sits in trees making like it is asleep... the once you turn around, BAM! No more chinese laundry.
Dangerous Dingos
06-06-2004, 02:13
Dangerous Dingos
06-06-2004, 02:14
Ewoks Pwn Joo
I think this guy wins...ewoks kick ass although i dont know if they are an animal
Kleptonis
06-06-2004, 02:53
HAHAHA! You all underestimate the power of..... THE PET ROCK! They never die, and our citizens can pelt you with them. They're the ultimate national animal!
HAHAHA! You all underestimate the power of..... THE PET ROCK! They never die, and our citizens can pelt you with them. They're the ultimate national animal!
Stone them! :twisted:
Carlemnaria
06-06-2004, 09:37
our national animal is a devout pacifest by choice,
their's and our's both
=^^=
.../\...
You guys really think that you could take on a full grown guivre? It paralyses with its sight, then moves in for the kill.
Villarrr
06-06-2004, 15:10
Our animal is so frightening we could only put the head on our national flag. :shock:
Findecano Calaelen
07-06-2004, 08:04
my national animal will take you all kill one and it is reborn to burn and peck at your corpsesss
Nothing beats a frail cat....
Wow,i didnt think there would be so many immature people here :D Id still be you all though
Inshania
07-06-2004, 18:57
yeah like anything actually has a chance against a kinky squrriel...psh.. :roll:
Now nothing beats a GILA MONSTER!!! :P :P :P
If you don't know what that is, look it up on google! 8) 8) 8)
Grunthoids are cool. Their much prettier then your national animals... though I guess that is about it. :?
Chatamaran
09-06-2004, 07:39
my red panda would sit there and eat bamboo with his opposible thumbs :oops:
Felicitana
09-06-2004, 17:46
ok, ok, you're animals are cool,
but if they encounter my lepra-corn, they'll fall apart in little pieces
Neo-Tommunism
09-06-2004, 18:47
Muahaha....my animal is the Omnipotnent God....and it will smite everything. As for you non-believers, my Omnipotent God frolics in my nation's many lush forests, so it does exist. :P
ZimBABE-wE
12-06-2004, 03:48
yea my man-eating penguins are beasts of destruction just waitting to to eAT um........people
http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/teufel/devil-smiley-029.gif
Time to do some thread reviving.
Why exactly?
Let this sad, sad thread die a well-deserved death.
Hotengovia
27-06-2004, 19:02
Naaah lets make the death long drawn out and agonising :twisted:
Golden Eagles rule you all!!!
Fodmodmadtol
28-06-2004, 01:49
Bed Badgers.
A vicous animal AND inuendo for a venerial disease!