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I implore all those citizens who are interested in good wholesome Biological Livin' to come to Battle Creek and Visit the San.

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Only Biological livin' can save mankind from the vile pit of depravity brought on by Letcherous thoughts,
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Carnal Overindulgence,
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and the consumption of Meat,
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Yes Meat.
While a fresh Porterhouse may look nice and tasty,
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it is actually crawling with Millions of Parasites. Dirty little cretures that suck the life out of you.
I myself have eaten a strictly Vegetarian diet for the last Hundred Years and Im today as healthy as I was in 1892.
I believe that the secret to longevity and Eternal Health lie in the Alumentiary canal. In fact the health of a person can be easily Judged by their Stools, My stools are large Firm and have no more odor than a warm Biscuit.
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So if you desire good health, and truly want to learn how to live the biological way, Join us in
Battle Creek

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Hmm, I loke the Letcherous thoughts part. but Im not interesed in purgin my self, not absorbing Yogurt from the wrong end.

Hmm, I loke the Letcherous thoughts part. but Im not interesed in purgin my self, not absorbing Yogurt from the wrong end.
Bring on the Beer and Kittens. Lethcery ahoy.