26-03-2004, 04:06
The science community of Equites Templi is proud to announce that it has created the first giant spitting squirrel, long months of trial and error have finnally brought us a giant squirrel that is not only free of severe kindney failiure, but can spit half a liter of saliva nearly eight feet. This great day for science now brings squirrels to within striking distance of llamas on the coolness scale.