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Join the Charlie Murphy Islands
where are you when your addiction kicks in?

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Don't be a hippy, this guy looks legit

Charlie Murphy Islands

The other white dictatorship

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Hitler never got high.

Appeasement is a hell of a drug.

Scratch your itch on the Charlie Murphy Islands

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conformists are underrated.

Greetings fellow opressors! I encourage you to join the Charlie Murphy Islands, as I did, and now my few remaining problems of commoners whining about their rights are gone, to the gulag or the hastily-dug mass grave! I can truly say being here is nice, as I now have people who have views on ruthless economic exploitation (Walmart will conquer the world where Communism and Fascism failed) and counter-revolutionary terror (I'm not sure who opposed me, so I'm going to "disappear" people indiscriminately and on a massive scale) that match mine!

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Join up or this crazy bastard will kill and eat you!

Cliche
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Nothing to see here, just move on you hippies

Dick Cheney is a great guy, let me tell you.
It's Dick Cheney..quick here's his horriscope!

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Now that's uncommon wisdom

Charlie Murphy Islands

Keeping it real so nobody else does, we're good and working on it.

compassionate socialist,
TAJ

Status Report: Hitler and Stalin had this down

36 minutes ago: The Confederacy of Benestad-Garelliana arrived from The North Pacific.
2 hours ago: The Armed Republic of Luftwar arrived from The North Pacific.
2 hours ago: The Federation of Drakewood arrived from The South Pacific.
3 hours ago: The Dominion of Von Liebewitz arrived from The North Pacific.
3 hours ago: The Empire of Vlodnak arrived from The West Pacific.
5 hours ago: The Sorority Slumber Party of Fergus-Texas arrived from Null States.
5 hours ago: The Rogue Nation of Narien arrived from The North Pacific.
6 hours ago: The Empire of 3d circles arrived from North Pacific.

Let's grow in kindness and spirit, as well as number.

Memo to UN:

A diverse and talented group like ourselves would feel most dignified with an appropriate title, perhaps OmniColglomerate Cool-Sellouts would attract publicity.

-TAJ

It's fun to scare the little guys away.

Does anyone watch TV out there in newfantasyland? It's messed up. If they had oscar the grouch on their side, liberals would back off.

TAJ

who out there watches colin quin, man, if he knew what he was talking about like oscar, he'd be onto something. Maybe I am. Nahhh, i suk man

Now looking to send the watch dogs out to fetch back the newb posts. Or a sugar cookie.

Hey I couldn't think of this.

Charlie Murphy Islands;
we're rick james btch lol

keeping it real since the dawn of god/man/omnicorp

i'm white haha, do u?

maybe if you looked you would. damn conformists, athiests ruul

I'm officially home from vacation. Still looking for allies in the know. I can be contacted on AIM lol cool technology huh. My name is Mikeatdrew14 now. Thank you to all those currently in support of Charlie Murphy Islands. It has been well appreciated.

The Walrus and the Carpenter

The sun was shining on the sea,
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright---
And this was odd because it was
The middle of the night.

The moon was shining sulkily,
Because she thought the sun
Had got no business to be there
After the day was done---
"It's very rude of him," she said,
"To come and spoil the fun!"


The sea was wet as wet could be,
The sands were dry as dry.
You could not see a cloud because
No cloud was in the sky:
No birds were flying overhead---
There were no birds to fly.



The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking close at hand.
They wept like anything to see
Such quantities of sand:
"If this were only cleared away,"
They said, "It would be grand!"


"If seven maids with seven mops
Swept it for half a year,
Do you suppose," the Walrus said,
"That they could get it clear?"
"I doubt it," said the Carpenter,
And shed a bitter tear.






"O Oysters, come and walk with us,"
The Walrus did beseech.
"A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
Along the briny beach:
We cannot do with more than four,
To give a hand to each."


The eldest Oyster looked at him,
But never a word he said:
The eldest Oyster winked his eye,
And shook his heavy head---
Meaning to say he did not choose
To leave the oyster-bed.


But four young Oysters hurried up,
All eager for the treat:
Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,
Their shoes were clean and neat---
And this was odd, because, you know,
They hadn't any feet.


Four other Oysters followed them,
And yet another four,
And thick and fast they came at last,
And more, and more, and more---
All hopping through the frothy waves,
And scrambling to the shore.


The Walrus and the Carpenter
Walked on a mile or so,
And then they rested on a rock
Conveniently low:
And all the little Oysters stood
And waited in a row.


"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes---and ships---and sealing-wax---
Of cabbages---and kings---
And why the sea is boiling hot---
And whether pigs have wings."






"But wait a bit," the Oysters cried,
"Before we have our chat;
For some of us are out of breath,
And all of us are fat!"
"No hurry," said the Carpenter.
They thanked him much for that.


"A loaf of bread," the Walrus said,
"Is what we chiefly need:
Pepper and vinegar besides
Are very good indeed---
Now, if you're ready, Oysters dear,
We can begin to feed."


"But not on us!" the Oysters cried,
Turning a little blue.
"After such kindness, that would be
A dismal thing to do!"
"The night is fine," the Walrus said.
"Do you admire the view?"


"It was so kind of you to come!
And you are very nice!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"Cut us another slice.
I wish you were not quite so deaf---
I've had to ask you twice!"


"It seems a shame," the Walrus said,
"To play them such a trick.
After we've brought them out so far,
And made them trot so quick!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"The butter's spread too thick!"


"I weep for you," the Walrus said:
"I deeply sympathize."
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.


"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?"
But answer came there none---
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.






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to conspire or not to conspire:

I think bush was just golfing that day when he got the PDB that said something linguistically equal to 'attack imminent'. Thats my theory, I think i heard it on the radio. I call it the lazy spoiled rich kid theory. It needs some helicopters though to make it cool, or crop circles. Reality is the most important of all theories, and considering the evidence coming forth as of late, I wouldn't be suprized if they let it happen. Can anyone plausably explain to me why the president wont apologize, I mean it would help his approval probably. I think hes just that arrogant. 'dern 'raquis flyin them planes we'll show them wheres my flight suit'. I can just picture him getting into one of those rocking planes they have outside a K mart "i can fly me a plane daddy see?" Seriously we have to vote this guy into a special ed program where he belongs, he shouldn't be ruling the world.
The Angry Junkies
founder

The Crazy Karate Guy wrote:
The Angry Junkies wrote:
There is a difference between bush and kerry, probably the same difference between bush and clinton, about 38 billion dollars of defecit. Just because mommy buys your skateboard and you look really cool using it doesn't mean that the economy doesn't matter. If you're too cool to care, shut up and dont.

TAJ

The Opposition:
yes, so when the economy went down the tubes in the first few months of bush's administration, thats his fault? give me a break, this began with clinton and his economic policies, which were quick fixes, led to what we have now, additionally 9-11 which was a result of mistakes durring the '80's and allowing the CIA to train bin-laden and the rest of his bunch. oh, and by the way, wars cost money, just to clue you in. also, I ride a mountain bike, not a skate board...just leave the personal commentaries out of it and just debate on an intelectual level, as difficult as that may for someone with your level of inteligence and class.

TAJ lays the smack down:
wait so clinton made mistakes in the 80s? and I thought he was president 92-2000...oh wait the other bush was president in the 80s. Yeah its clintons fault, after all he faught a war without a single casualty. Who got us into this vietnam? first iraq bush, second iraq bush, how many till you see the pattern toughguy

Clinton built it, and then Bush came.
I can't change your vote, but I sure can make you look stupid
Silent Mike

Isn't it cool how I was so close on the skateboard thing, a mountain bike, I'm friggin clairvoyant

I'm feeling down today, it's foggy outside...I feel this song sums up everything...

And I feel that time's a wasted go So where ya going to tomorrow?
And I see that these are lies to come So would you even care?

And I feel it, And I feel it

Where ya going for tomorrow Where ya going with the mask I found
And I feel, And I feel When the dogs begin to smell her - will she smell alone?

And I feel so much depends on the weather So is it raining in your bedroom?
And I see that these are the eyes of disarray Would you even care?

And I feel it, And she feels it

Where ya going for tomorrow Where ya going with the mask I found
And I feel, And I feel When the dogs begin to smell her - will she smell alone?

When the dogs do find her Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow
She'll find it She'll find it
To find it

Stone Temple Pilots, "plush"

I'm looking to recruit nations who want to make REAL changes in their world. Don't come here if you want to roleplay doing something. I'm looking for people who actually do things and don't sit around rolling dice. I'm a fierce dictator, but I reward those who deserve it with respect. I only descriminate against stupidity and laziness.
Silent Mike
One of Many