NationStates Jolt Archive


Battle Creek, and the Temple of Health

Dr John H Kellog
17-03-2004, 06:03
Are you a smouldering festering pile of slowly dying human waste,
if so you need to get Healthy, and the only way to do so is to start livin' Biologically. I can teach you all you need do is come to Battle Creek and visit the Sanitarium. Our Temple of Health is all you need to put a rosey glow in your cheeks and a regular movement in yout bowles.
1 Infinite Loop
17-03-2004, 09:32
great region, I may send a puppet over there for a rest and revitilisation of their bowles. LOL