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HELP ME CREATE A REGION SO BIG IT CAN CONTROLL THE UN !!!!!!

29-02-2004, 21:54
I am the Grand Master Of Gelvado and the current controller of THE DICTATORSHIPS OF NEULAND.
I propose to you this offer, I wish to create a region so powerfull that it can controll all of the UN's votes and anything it proposes.
This would affectivleycause the Un to relinquish its power to a board of leaders of NEULANDS most powerfull OR influential members.
This board would not be made of the most powerfull nations (allthough they do have a better chance of getting in) but to the nations who either:
provide the best advice
represent a minority or a majority
are politicly powerfull
are socially powerfull
or are very usefull to the cause.

obviously being more than one of these options is a big bonus.
If you are part of this board the power you would wield would match that of the admins and that of the big UN members.
The members of this board would employ severall nations under them and severall under them. Thus creating a web of members which in turn would speak to there supperior and in turn to thiers, eventually the board would here of the views of the people, and make the decision.
Obvioulsy if a group of nations are un happy with a superior, they would each send a telegrem stating why to the regional controller (known as the grand master) who wouold decide upon the course of action.
This Grand master would be one of the board members and would be voted for by the board members every first saturday of the month.
obviously each board member (a SUNN) would talk to his cabinet about hw the people feel, (if he wished so).

This is what i dream of could everyone he even looks at this please choose a voting option.

If you wish to join please send a telegram to GELVADO saying WHY and also saying if you wish to be part of the BOARD (a SUNN) . (please make them short)

ThankYou and VIVA LA REVOLUTION
29-02-2004, 21:58
why not just try and take over the world? seriously alot of people could use a target to shoot at.
Phalanix
29-02-2004, 21:59
*shakes head in pity* You realy need to stop sniffing the white out and realize that controlling the UN is imposible
01-03-2004, 14:13
no it isnt !!! if we create a region of about 5 thousand nations, we will be able to controll the votes by a large amount. That would be 5 thousand people voting for one thing plus other non members persuaded by members on threats of invasion also voting on our side. That wold be a total of about 10 thousand votes influenced by NEULAND. If not more.
01-03-2004, 14:15
plus the un delegate would get another 5 thousand votes assuming that everyone in the region endorsed the grand master.
03-03-2004, 12:28
PLEASE
VOTE
FOR
YOUR
VIEWS
HERE
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=128388&highlight=
SR
03-03-2004, 12:30
Worst. Idea. Ever.
I really doubt you'll get support for this, except for young nations who will someday learn better and leave you.
imported_White Lotus Eaters
03-03-2004, 12:37
OMGOMG!! u WANT TO TAKE OVER TEH un?!?!?! tHAT SUXX!!!!!!!


(My apologies, ladies and gentlemen, I thought I'd try and speak to this upstart in his native tongue to convince him of the error of his ways.)
Ballotonia
03-03-2004, 12:53
I'm in, but only if I can be Founder and determine the direction of our control over the UN.

Oh wait... if you want to take over the UN using a giant bureaucratic voting organization, where exactly is the improvement?

Ballotonia
Kandarin
03-03-2004, 14:12
The five Pacific regions already control the UN.
Emperor Matthuis
03-03-2004, 19:40
:roll:

The five Pacific regions already control the UN.


And the RR to a certain extent


But seriously you can't control the U.N without having the odd 5000 members or about 15000 members of your region because only about 1 in 3 will be in the U.N.

So good luck recruting and read the recruiting thread :wink:
Qaaolchoura
04-03-2004, 04:45
I'm in, but only if I can be Founder and determine the direction of our control over the UN.
Same here.

And only if I can use a UN puppet instead of putting Qaaolchoura ack in the UN.

Oh wait... if you want to take over the UN using a giant bureaucratic voting organization, where exactly is the improvement?
Ummm. . .
We have to go through two burecracies, one of which is an oligarchy controlled by another burecracy, the other a bureacracy controlled by the burecracy controlled by the oligarchy controled by the burecracy.

Wouldn't live be so much simpler then?


Seriously, it's been tried before, and it never works. THese regions end up with no more than a dozen nations, most of them non-UN, often a sorry one nation who isn't either founder or UN.
04-03-2004, 18:17
It appears that Gelvado/Neumark grows very good stuff... I must see about setting up trade relations with the Grand Master. Laioians pride themselves on their "home-grown", but Neumark weed must have more THC.

Percy de Obregon
3rd Chief Flunky
Laioian Trade Delegation
Emperor Matthuis
04-03-2004, 19:19
It appears that Gelvado/Neumark grows very good stuff... I must see about set up trade relations with the Grand Master. Laioians pride themselves on their "home-grown", but Neumark weed must have more THC.

Percy de Obregon
3rd Chief Flunky
Laioian Trade Delegation


You agree with them?
04-03-2004, 20:46
to the WHITE LOTUS EATERS. My native language? What the hell are you on about. IN NOT ONE of my posts have i used short hand or spelt words in the way that some people use in forums. So just crawl back into to your tiny un-influential hole you labotamized ass monkey.
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04-03-2004, 21:44
Oh Good Lord No... we just want to buy their smoke... see if they are interested in exchanging it for turnip brandy.
Henceland Omega
06-03-2004, 04:49
Ok, give the guys a break. We were all new once. The fact is that the most ever people that have been on the forum at once is 306. Many people on the forum are ones that are on all the time. There's no way 5000 people will even know about this. It's obviously not going to work, but we don't have to be so snide about it. Sheer logic should be enough to prove that their (noble?) dream won't work...
Lapse
06-03-2004, 06:01
ok, im gonna give you a list of why this wont work:
1. People are more in telligent than that
2. about 50%of nations in the UN always forget to vote
3. Everyone in the region will be scraping for power
4. The UN delegate would in total get maybe 10 votes if he is lucky
5. Nobody is going to just jump into a region which the only aim is to control everyone else
6. If the UN del votes differently to what everyone wants, your whole vote is screwed
7. Most UN nations are happy in their current region
Qaaolchoura
06-03-2004, 06:13
Ok, give the guys a break. We were all new once. The fact is that the most ever people that have been on the forum at once is 306. Many people on the forum are ones that are on all the time. There's no way 5000 people will even know about this. It's obviously not going to work, but we don't have to be so snide about it. Sheer logic should be enough to prove that their (noble?) dream won't work...
But it's so funny.
Are you sure it's not a joke? :-?
It seems to be doing everything wrong, plus Gling is actually in Evility not this region, or was.

I've wager if I ever wagered that this is a joke.
Pope Hope
06-03-2004, 07:54
Controlling the UN was the founding principle of the Atlantic Alliance. Although they haven't exact come close, I doubt they ever called White Lotus Eaters a "labotamized ass monkey" in their quest to win that control. ;)

Joke or not, if you flame less, you tend to gather more positive interest.
Emperor Matthuis
06-03-2004, 12:17
Ok, give the guys a break. We were all new once. The fact is that the most ever people that have been on the forum at once is 306. Many people on the forum are ones that are on all the time. There's no way 5000 people will even know about this. It's obviously not going to work, but we don't have to be so snide about it. Sheer logic should be enough to prove that their (noble?) dream won't work...
But it's so funny.
Are you sure it's not a joke? :-?
It seems to be doing everything wrong, plus Gling is actually in Evility not this region, or was.

I've wager if I ever wagered that this is a joke.


True and i control the delegacy and if he thinks he can control it, think again.
06-03-2004, 12:17
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Henceland Omega
07-03-2004, 00:47
Ok... I agree. It is funny! hehehe
17-03-2004, 12:22
thankyou everyone you have been must sporting. You have all just taken place in my researh. the results are that;
everyone who replied does not support the un completely, but is opposed to one region taking controll. This is because most nations dont want to be told what to be told what to do, and i agree with them !!! There is currently several regions attempting to achieve this and they must be halted. Thank you much appreciated.
18-03-2004, 04:27
You should just take as many nations as you can so we you can take over the UN. We can take over the UN and over power them for good
Kopeks
18-03-2004, 11:04
The region you are willing to create already exists. It contains more than 400 nations: Gatesville.