NationStates Jolt Archive

1983 through 1987
http://www.ac-versailles.fr/etabliss/plapie/Sw2000/rappers.jpg
White Boys doing "Beat Box"

1967
http://www.hotilids.com/images/cowboy%20lips.jpg
Military gets new Commando Uniform Hats, Parade Dress gets whole new Meaning, on a related note Pimps scramble to join the Armed Forces.

1985
http://exmss.massey.ac.nz/images/June2002OffCampus/mullet.jpg
The Royal family of Infinite Loop circa 1985

Circa 1998

http://www.xsunderground.com/thechilde/the_childe.jpg (http://www.xsunderground.com/thechilde/)

Crown Prince and Heir Apparent.

1940
http://www.angelfire.com/weird/knockers/goat.jpg
In a covert attempt to battle the Nazi threat, IL scientists create Man Eating Goats, ensuing rampage killed 75 farmers after a small herd were acidentally sold to a local farmer.

1943
http://invisionfree.com/forums/The_East_Pacific/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=1868
to Prove Scientist have no idea how to leave well enough or farm animals alone, the Blasphemy known as teh Extra Giant Maneating Scorpion Sheep is created. fortunantly the only specimin was captured and sold to Ackbar before it could kill Citizens of Infininte Loop.

1849-51
the two years war.
http://www.zebrafinch.com/Chinese.jpg
fought over the possession of a "presumed" Magic Goose.
the Goose proved to be non Magical.

1958 - 1963
http://www.retrotv.com.br/jeannie/JeannieGenio31.jpg
Prime Minister, Paul Lynde.
(seen during a confrene with Larry Hagman and Bill Daily).

236 B.C.
http://www.well.com/~rdb/brothers/cavemen.jpg
Abandoned Cave Children, Infintivus, and Loopethesis, raised by Wolves found Cupertino City, a thriving cultural Hub since ir was founded in 500 B.C. by Mulletitus keeper of The Hair.

*note, other people may add stuff so long as it is funny and tasteful, and properly displays moments in Infinite Loop History*

1966
http://www.culture.gouv.fr:80/culture/archeosm/archeosom/imatges/archeosm/sca-neuf.jpg
RU 186 first Robot TimeLord of the North Country.

2003
http://web.mit.edu/tylerc/www/pictures/nintendo.jpg
MASTERCHIEF_BILLY/SUNDAY,
Infinite Loop HALO National Champion.

(The magic goose one was the funniest)


1433
http://www.onlineshakespeare.com/jcaesar.jpg
Senators of 1 Infinite Loop conspire to kill Villiamius Gatius Publius, who was named dictator for a period of 11 1/2 years, to prevent him from becoming a tyrant emperor. It was later discovered they only killed his brother.


Edit: If I'm off in historical accuracy, let me know so that I may fix it. I probably got the name and date wrong.

1971
http://www.kestan.com/dcstock/parks/statues/IMG_7777%20horsemen%20charge%20melee%20(union%20forces,%20civil%20war)%20b&w.jpg
Statue dedicated to the Fallen Soldiers at the Battle of Kensington falls (two years War).
Later found to have never occured, turns out it was jsut a battle scenario used for training at South Point Military Academy to train new Officers.

http://www.pml.tno.nl/en/em/images/explosion.jpg

"Oh f**k!" - 1 Infinite Loop National Tulip Festival coordinator.

http://www.pml.tno.nl/en/em/images/explosion.jpg

"Oh f**k!" - 1 Infinite Loop National Tulip Festival coordinator.

Yes a tradgedy we still mourn to this day.
Evil Tulips. evil evil Tulips.

1989
http://www.mental-pictures.com/fark/whoopsi_daisy.jpg
They never did find that damn gnome

2003
http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~nmueller/haxor.jpg
]-[a><0r |<@t, writer of the notorious Nezumitori.exe virus,
Responsible for the untimly deaths of untold computers (none in 1IL or any of her colonies though)

1989
http://home.earthlink.net/~lozzi/horde.gif
Millions of Paparazzi all taking pictures at the same time Blind noted Cancer researcher as their flashbulbs all go off at once.

---Post deleted by NationStates Moderators---

2004
http://www.onemotoring.com.sg/updates/vehMaintain/images/Allowed/Spoiler.jpg
to : the Ricers of Infinite Loop,
from : the NHRA
We would really like the wings off our Top Fuel Dragsters back if you dont mind.

1961
http://timmer.org/HISTORY_17B/Links/Images/Castro_Khrush.jpg
Nikita Khruschev and Fidel Castro, Wedding

1981
http://www.bizarrenews.com/rats/rats.jpg
Pavlovs Rats, the control a child named "Tim" Prove that Rats can be trained, and so can children aparently.

69 BCE
http://www.dailyprobe.com/arcs/110502/chimp-philosopher.jpg
Mr. Bingostotle, noted Chimp Philosopher, father of modern chimp thought, and genetic link to the Ape Caesar, who will bring about the downfall of Humanity.

1999: This year, The Miss 1 Infinite Loop Contest was chosen on the basis of personality, not looks:

http://user.intop.net/~jqgraham/ugly.jpg

1999: This year, The Miss 1 Infinite Loop Contest was chosen on the basis of personality, not looks:

http://user.intop.net/~jqgraham/ugly.jpg

What do you mean? She's the best-looking one they've had in years! Hubba Hubba!

1967
http://www.saintsalive.com/newsletters/granny.gif
Thelma Lurlene, singlehandedly brought the Hippie Free love movement to Infinite Loop, later busted for possession of a ton of illicit bathtub Gin.

1989
http://www.azinet.com/captjim/wong.jpg
Majic fish catches oversized boy in rain slicker sets state record

1999-2004
http://www.regent.org.uk/yl-gallery/boy-girl-l.jpg
from the government pamphlet for adults and seniors,
"How to discern the genders of todays Youth."

1978
http://origin.dailynews.lk/2002/09/04/z_for1.jpg
Impoverished Monkeys beg for food during the great Banana famine

1998
http://invisionfree.com/forums/Multi_Genre_Forum/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=322
The King of the Mullet People
*edit bad link fixed*

1899
http://www.tiptek.com/images/kat.jpg
Rev. Fluffy, of the First Holy Order of the Saccred Catnip, Preaches Hellfire and Damnation during a summer tent ceremony

2003
http://rpstudios.ian-justman.com/junk/Firepics/bigflareup.jpg
The Pyromaniacs Convention goes horribly, horribly well.

(I would argue that it went horribly, horribly right...) :)

(I would argue that it went horribly, horribly right...) :)

(Good point *edits post*)

that is great, lol, perhaps that is in some way related to the Hellfire Rev Fluffy was preaching about.

2001
http://www.tinyplace.org/tinyblog/postpics/waterski_squirrel.jpg

Cyrril von Nutt takes the Gold in water-skiing, totalling 5 medals at the olypmics

Very amusing

1984
http://www.wisconsindeerhunt.com/Pictures/New%20Folder/funny%20page%20-%20hungry%20elk.jpg
Elk Scientists invent the wheel and cart.

1986
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040312/i/r2926437658.jpg
Ethelynne Yablonski, just goes Nuts, completely bonkers.

1932

http://mercury.operationcitadel.net/~matthias/nationstates/storefront/t35.jpg

The Kilean Navy, tired of playing second fiddle to the army, introduces the "land battleship" mega-heavy tank. It is found that the 32 crew members cannot talk to each other, and that a confused designer had mistaken the anti-gas filter intake for the muffler. Hopped up on exhaust fumes, unable to communicate, the crew of the land battleship GPcZ-04 destroyed much of Neuwald before the captain was convinced that the capitol city was not "trying to pull something." Following the incident, the navy was banned from operating more than 10 kilometers inland.

1965
http://www.aharddaysday.com/photos/bandages.jpg
Joe Nedermeyer, bandaged for being Illegally Visually Offensive

1778
http://www.vfr.net/~tbruce/redone%20pictures/laying.jpg
from 1777 to 1778 a war ws fought over the possesion of this Majic Rooster by the people in several small rural Loop towns

2004

http://www.owensvalleyhistory.com/pinups4/chiodo2_thmb.jpg

She wandered into Loop and has not been heard from since.....

1987

http://www.owensvalleyhistory.com/pinups6/cosmic_cowgirls_thmb.jpg

After blowing up a few satlites, almost starting an intergalatic war, and almost destorying the plante, for some reason the Cowgirl Space Program was discontinued. It was rumored that the women had more beer and saki than food aboard the ship.......

1978
http://www.wheelsoffdesign.com/motorcycle/images/taco.jpg
Infinite Loop Minibike grand Champion Little Joesy Knox, later covicted of the vicious Weedeater slaying of 19

http://www.stairstars.com/pics/fi.jpg
1980: Resort tycoon Mr. Roarke put out of bussiness when jailed for running a foriegn midget slave trade and screwing with the voodoo arts.

1990

First Powerboat race
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/insurance6.jpg
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/insurance7.jpg

2004

http://media3.funnyjunk.com/pictures/0366.jpg

After hearing that a Cat was preaching the dogs of IL went a little mad.

1990

http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pictures/0367.jpg

In fact for some reason the animals of IL now feel that all beings should have equal rights.

http://www.drmenlo.com/imagio/fotographia/ronadmcdonaldhanged.jpg
2004: Fast food resturant mascot kills self after trying the sorry excuse food he's marketed for years.

1963
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~cotto1/pics/gertjonnys+saddam.jpg
A young Saddam Hussein joins a doomed to failure Boy band, the incident will haunt him for life and eventually lead to his foolish stint as President of Iraq

2001
http://www.piedmont.tec.sc.us/News/exploring_the_www-google.jpg.gif
Highschool Mathmatics teacher and Interweb n00b, Irene Frishburn, uses Yahoo to search for information on the numerical value Google, instead finds Google search engine and never uses Yahoo again.

OOC: In 2001... Yahoo and Google used the same engine though. :P

2002

http://theheartlandregion.com/looppark.png
Infinite Loop's premier amusement park, Rocket Ride, opens to capacity crowds due to better than usual weather and high unemployment.

1969

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:OchkP-zCs7EJ:www-pi.physics.uiowa.edu/pls/gallery/atlantis.gif

1 Infinite Loop's first attempt at placing a man on the Moon sadly ended with the placing of the first man on the Sun.

*TAG*

1969

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:OchkP-zCs7EJ:www-pi.physics.uiowa.edu/pls/gallery/atlantis.gif

1 Infinite Loop's first attempt at placing a man on the Moon sadly ended with the placing of the first man on the Sun.

Yeah at least we had Shuttles ten years before the USA, LOL.

http://www.photowords.com/Earth7408.jpg
1999: Loop Automotives make a new line of one person cars.

Which is in direct contridiction to earlier automotive ideas:

http://www.lordofthecows.com/images/funnypictures/carpool.jpg
1945: Loop's first Carpooling campaign.

1943
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/nuclear-bomb-test.jpg
Aunt Jemaima's Pancaek Lobber, a super howitzer developed to shoot small Nuclear projectiles to destroy Lizard military installations is accidentally used on the wrong target, the 1941 IL Pyro-technicians and fireworks industry trade show.

1959
http://www.spacedaily.com/images/rocket-nuclear-bg.jpg
Rocket Girl 1, IL's first manned orbital research modual achieves orbit, unfortunantly the rew was unable to enter it as the doors for the airlock could not be opened from the outside without a crewmember inside to trigger the release.

1979
http://www.tazfanatic.com/jokes/Secret%20Nuclear%20Bunker.jpg
Local brurecrats make a very stupid mistake when ordering signs

9/12/2001
http://www.air-and-space.com/20000301%20Castle/05%20RB-36H%2051-13730%20right%20side%20m.jpg
DaHaviland Aeronautics ceases production of the DH 36 Nuclear powered Aeroplane

1941
http://www.air-and-space.com/peacemkr/46524b%20m.jpg
IL military captures a Lizard Killer craft, unfortunantly the only pilot capable of flying it is too tall.

1985
http://www.atlante.org/gr/robocop.jpg
NannyBot 2600

1995: Great Meltdown of 1 Infinite Loop Postal System ...

http://homepage.mac.com/lindaparkin/.Pictures/tractorpic.jpg

... when woman with own tractor places ad in Lonely Hearts column of Farmer's Weekly.

1995: Great Meltdown of 1 Infinite Loop Postal System ...

http://homepage.mac.com/lindaparkin/.Pictures/tractorpic.jpg

... when woman with own tractor places ad in Lonely Hearts column of Farmer's Weekly.

Replies were as follows,

Requests for corespondence 5%
Job offers for helping plow during coming planting season30%
Offers to purchase the tractor 65%

1945
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040425/lthumb.sge.kjv08.250404234940.photo00.default-264x380.jpg
Bandalo "Jimmy" Daughimba, famed Hindi Llama attains trancendance, at least til he saw the Bikini girl walking toward him

1985
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040424/lthumb.acs10104241822.diving_dog_acs101.jpg
Rover "Bandalo" a dog owned by the Smyth family
Attains trancendance, shortly before a Mac truck attains DogSquashence.

2004
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040423/lthumb.hal10104231122.germany_baby_monkey_hal101.jpg
"Finger Monkeys" become newest hit fashion item in Infinite Loop.

2003
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040420/lthumb.fx10204201502.shouka_killer_whale_fx102.jpg
Shouko chan the killer whale is wed to her lover/trainer Josh Gimble

1995
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040419/s/r1197083986.jpg
Polar Bears, Kanute and Quinn practice
Womens Self Defence techniques
Learned at the local Y

1979
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040417/s/r144577099.jpg
Ilsa Gruenwald, famed East German runner runs across Lake
Cupertino as part of the 1979 Cupertino county fair.

1968
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040415/s/r3239936107.jpg
Nash Davidson, the Ugliest man in Infinite Loop enjoys
Lunch in a diner in Via Doloroso

1989
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040415/s/r4228271282.jpg
Six Japanese girls defy Gravity at the opening of the 1989 IL technology Expo

1965
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040415/s/r509492558.jpg
Famed Infinite Loop Wizard Chang Li Hi casting a Fireball on Disbelievers at the RenFair/SCA tournament

2003
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040408/lthumb.sge.fpq28.080404155147.photo00.default-276x382.jpg
Bukaroo, the west Highland terrier
just before learning why Lions are "King of the Beasts"

1986
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040331/s/r1134226532.jpg
the late Miguel Rodriguez,
he just Had to have the Watermelon on top of the pile.

2004
http://orbita.starmedia.com/radioaficion/franco.jpg
Generalissimo Francisco Franco is Still Dead





2004
http://vision.york.ac.uk/articles/147/politics/images/korea.jpeg
unfortunantly this man, Kim Jong Il is not.

2002
http://www.webmutants.com/strategypage/oops.jpg

After extensive testing, officers working on the Advanced Armor Program were disappointed to find the Isreali Merkava could not perform a handstand without damage to the treads and main gun.

2003
http://www.webmutants.com/strategypage/bear_sub2.jpg

Another disappointment, this time to the Navy. The Air Deployed Anti-Submarine Polar Bear failed to effectively penentrate the rudder of a submarine.

2001
http://www.webmutants.com/strategypage/moose.jpg

In a failed attempt by Greenpeace to stop the use of an air base near an endangered species habitat, several Moose were deployed to the area and attempted to defecate on government property. After finding no other way to stop the rampaging beast, a Maverick anti tank missile was fired at the moose.

1954
http://www.esemag.com/0901/rehab-2.jpeg
this thing goes on sale, breaking comsumer sales records for Lawn and garden products in its first weeked. to this day no one really knows what it is supposed to do.

(Glad to see some other people posting, keep up the good work)

Also, Generalissimo Francisco Franco, is still Dead.http://members.telering.at/pat/francokl.jpg

1991:
http://www.edscustoms.homestead.com/files/hitler1.jpg
The Adolph Hitler action figure.

1987:
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Plume/IMAG0000.JPG
Loop pisses off a moon nation, who uses a superlaser to shoot down a shuttle launch.
(actual info on this pic here (http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Plume.html))

1957:
http://www.bikerag.com/images/PICTURES/strange/new10/dunkindonuts.jpg
The Church Bake Sale goes commercialized.

1999:
http://www.mycathatesyou.com/images/kamikaze_032504.jpg
Kamikaze, leader of the demon cats, is issued his own warning bucket.

Hahaha

June 6, 2004:
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload4/TankBeach.jpg
1 Infinite Loop holds a massive beach party at the nation's famous 'Omaha Beach', unfortunately a few people get the wrong idea and ruin an otherwise great beach party.

1978:
http://members.jcom.home.ne.jp/2110342001/catprin/images/pop_nekutai_l.jpg
Nekutai elected president of 1 Infinite Loop, leads the nation into the disastrous "Catnip" wars.

1998:
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload4/SuperPeasent.jpghttp://www.toccionline.com/creations/photofun/bushchimp.gif
Infinite Loop's new superheros, Super Peasant and Chimp Man!

1993:
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload4/cd-impossible.gif
Infinite Loop's efforts to create a 'Jurassic Petting Zoo' ends in disaster.

1974:
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload4/aero1-keatonkeithend.gif
Due to inadequate funding Infinite Loop's Military reaches new lows.

1956
http://www.informationwar.org/wars%20gallery/us-tank-iraqi-soldier_07april2003.jpg
Two men on a motorcycle successfully destroy a Tank.

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/picturejokes/6483.jpg

The Kilean navy, long having sought a major surface fleet, has it's 2004 budget vetoed after "excessive horseplay" on their single aircraft carrier