NationStates Jolt Archive


Looking For A Region

19-01-2004, 08:45
I thought this would be the best place to post this... I'm looking for a region that would allow a nation with the sort of government I run to join it's ranks. It's a bit morally reprehensible, but at the end of the day, it works.
Delance is publiclly a Capitalist Democracy. The President wears his sharp, expensive little suit at Press Conferences and smiles for the camera, shaking a hand or two. Every eight years, the politcians do their regular song and dance to convince people to vote for them. Occasionally a true politician will come around, but usually it all boils down to who has the catchiest theme song or slogan, or who is the most famous.
It almost always degrades to this point in a Democracy, which is the reason Delance is truely a Dictatorship behind the scenes. The elections are a well played out charade to keep the people happy, and it's worked for God know's how long. While this may sound unmoral, you have no idea how much chaos the system would fall into if people had the right to vote. Celebrities would be leading entire governments, just because they are well-known and pretty on screen.
But on the other hand, Delance is also shockingly pro-choice. Gay marriage is completely legal, you can worship whatever God you want, abortion is completely by the government, prostitution is a legalized, safe, and government-controlled buisness, and marijuana is legal as long as you buy it from a legal dealer. (This is why many pot-heads hold onto their receipts.) You can do just about whatever you want in your personal life, as long as you don't get in the government's way. Civilians cannot legally buy firearms unless they get a costly license, which requires going through mountains of red tape and a lot of money, so firearms are used only by Law Enforcement officers and Military forces. Delance also uses Capital Punishment, but tries to keep the executions as humane as possible.
The Military in Delance is quite similiar to that of the US Army, except all the dellusions of grandeur are wiped from the soldiers mind when they are recruited. They are taught they are not some war hero, and that life in the military isn't some comfortable, easy existence. It has cut down desertion and suicide rates to almost nothing during wartime condtions, and to nonexistence in peacetime. The Delance military has not adopted the OICW or Land-Warrior systems due to the fact that they rely too heavily on electronics, which can be rendered useless by several factors and are a general bother for the troops. The country is still small, though, and has yet to develope any WMD's or substancial space programs.
Vrak
19-01-2004, 09:05
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The Federated Klatchian Coast or the FKC has…

about 17 nations.

probably the strangest wildlife around. Ever hear of the noble Benj cat? The Rotten Vernious Kinids? The Vampir Hassen? (which makes an excellent stew)

a website: The FKC (http://www.freewebs.com/klatchia/index.htm)

its own forum: The FKC forum (http://s2.invisionfree.com/The_FKC/index.php)

a huge interest in promoting good role play and is always looking for good, active role players. Doesn’t matter if you are new to the game or an experienced vet. Everyone can learn something new from others. Check us out and if you like what you see, give me a telegram and I'll give you the password. We just ask that you register as soon as possible on the forums since messages disappear too fast on the NS regional board.
Arnarchotopia
20-01-2004, 01:21
Not sure what the Urbanites would think of you but you're more than welcome to join!;)
20-01-2004, 07:21
[...]Delance is truely a Dictatorship behind the scenes. The elections are a well played out charade to keep the people happy, and it's worked for God know's how long.[...]
Reminds me of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - intentional?
20-01-2004, 08:45
Ya i jst started a region and i'm looking for some people to jion. the name is "United lazy people" come on over to it, we have no password as of yet until more people jion then we mite make a pass word to slow down the increase of it's size.
The 88th Border
24-01-2004, 04:17
Your welcome in Nort America.


Not North, Nort
Qaaolchoura
24-01-2004, 05:12
We would welcome you in Zhaucauozian Friendship (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_region/region=Zhaucauozian%20Friendship) I don't have the exact statistics, by I can say with certainty that the vast majority of members who joined and stayed for more than a couple hours stayed either until their nation ceased to exist, or until the present. We are currently experiencing a bit of a revival, one of perhaps a half dozen such over the course of our existance, and each time, we get a bit closer to making Tactical Grace's List.

We have a map (http://www.freewebs.com/quintucket/FullRegionAlpha.gif), which is still large enogh to permit the adding of detail if I ever become non-lazy enough to do so.
We also have a forum (http://s2.invisionfree.com/zhaucauozian/index.php), and someday I will get around to making us a website.

We are also pretty laid back, I've only evicted one nation in the over half a year now that ZF has existed.

We are more socialist to be sure, but there are several capitalist nations in ZF, plus a few of my dystopian and capitalist puppets.

Well at any rate that's my sales pitch, and no matter where you decide to reside, enjoy the game.

Peace, Truth, and Justice,
Luke(Qaaolchoura)