NationStates Jolt Archive

First person to post why they deserve this nation (i must like your response) gets it. FREEEEEEEEEEE!

I know who you are here, so nobody horrible will get it.

I deserve this nation because it would open up a new RP opportunity for my nation. Nuff said.

if you dont give it too resi, for the sake of decent RP, dont give it too a nation smaller than the nation your getting rid of.


(oh, and could we know what the nations name is)

And by the way, this is not my puppet, I'm just good at inferencing.

(oh, and could we know what the nations name is)
The Onethreethreeseven States of Bocksad

"Hmmmmmmm....Good"
UN Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights: World Benchmark Economy: All-Consuming Political Freedoms: Excellent
Location: Axis of Absurdity

The Onethreethreeseven States of Bocksad is a huge, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 912 million enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Social Welfare. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales industries.

CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, the government covers the basic health care of its citizens, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, and X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Bocksad's national animal is the cat girl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the mockmad.

Bocksad is ranked 23rd in the region and 22,205th in the world for Stupidest Citizens.

Most Recent Government Activity: 54 minutes ago

[Add Bocksad to your Dossier]

Funny, for a moment I thought that it was a UN puppet, and nearly had a heart attack

As I already have oer 200 puppets, so I don't need another one at the moment. So far every one of my puppets has always been mine as well. :twisted:

I dohave one puppet that I'm considering giving away on Qaaolchoura's anniversery, just for the fun of giving away a nearly 2 billion nation, and hence devaluating them somewhat. :P

I believe that I deserve the nation because I have the ability to protect it, on air, land, sea, and space.

I think i deserve the nation because i need a place to test my "Sebu" type ICBM nuclear weaponry. :twisted:

Just kidding. I don't think those stats are good... Capitalists suck.

I would like it so i could spy on nations with it,

:D :)

I would like the nation because I was a larger nation and forgot about it and was deleted and i would like to be like i once was

because i would get the economy up to Frightening.
and i need a nice nation so i can have a war with it. :D

I would like the nation because I was a larger nation and forgot about it and was deleted and i would like to be like i once wasyou could get it resurrected...

Use the getting help page

i have posted it in the getting help page . do you know how long it takes to get it ressurected?

I want the nation cos i want bragging rights to all my mates about having a whupass nation.

I want the nation cos i want bragging rights to all my mates about having a whupass nation. i

I'd like the nation to use for a different purpose. I've noticed that frequently new players get hazed pretty badly when they make poor and inappropriate RP posts. Often, those new nations need a large nation to intervene in their behalf and hold off the bullies while they learn the ropes. A nation of your size would allow me to refocus the bullies' attention away from the player who means well but needs help with posting appropriate RP's. I would use this nation for that purpose, and to direct the new player(s) to classes in Role Play University.


/edited for clarification/

And if you don't want to give it to me, perhaps you would consider donating it to RPU to use for coursework exercises?

i would try to get your nation, but its capitalist - so, no.