Daamfeck
14-01-2004, 20:41
I received the following telegraph from El Yakistan the other day after I defended the UK in an argument concerning a lot of confusing nationalist impulses that didn't really make any sense. In any case I guess I pissed someone off, because El Yakistan wrote:
"Dearest Mangy Brit,
I'm glad you can talk big, just like every other Brit in existance. I'm glad you talk straight out of your ass. And I'm glad, just like every other Brit (and your government for that matter), that you can just sit their on your ass and do nothing about it.
You try putting your balls to the wall sometime, ass. What clever blanket statement can you come up with this time? Do hurry, the suspense will kill me.
Sincerely,
The holder of your leash"
The funny thing is... I'm Canadian. I replied to him, explaining that he was wrong, and told him not to reply unless he had something constructive to say... and he didn't. Interesting. Anyways, I was wondering if anyone knows why El Yakistan is so angsty? Maybe he needs a councillor or something...
"Dearest Mangy Brit,
I'm glad you can talk big, just like every other Brit in existance. I'm glad you talk straight out of your ass. And I'm glad, just like every other Brit (and your government for that matter), that you can just sit their on your ass and do nothing about it.
You try putting your balls to the wall sometime, ass. What clever blanket statement can you come up with this time? Do hurry, the suspense will kill me.
Sincerely,
The holder of your leash"
The funny thing is... I'm Canadian. I replied to him, explaining that he was wrong, and told him not to reply unless he had something constructive to say... and he didn't. Interesting. Anyways, I was wondering if anyone knows why El Yakistan is so angsty? Maybe he needs a councillor or something...