NationStates Jolt Archive

Glorious Iraq Decides...

05-01-2004, 17:16
Well, I have an outstanding issue that sortof goes like this....

Glorious Iraq Decides:

Saddams on the Dinner Table?

Government Acts

The Issue

In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Glorious Iraq's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that saddams could be added to the menu.

The Debate

1. "The fact is, the saddam population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Alexei Falopian. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have saddam kebabs, saddam pies, saddam-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
2. "I agree that something needs to be done about saddam over-population," says random passer-by Roger Shiomi, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
3. "I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Pip Dodinas. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The saddams were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The saddam is part of what makes Glorious Iraq a great nation!"

Emperor Matthuis
05-01-2004, 17:55
Why are you asking me? :?:
06-01-2004, 17:29
06-01-2004, 17:30
lol, I have no clue....


I just thought i'd meyander into asking....

*knows he spelt that wrong*