05-01-2004, 17:16
Well, I have an outstanding issue that sortof goes like this....
Glorious Iraq Decides:
Saddams on the Dinner Table?
Government Acts
The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Glorious Iraq's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that saddams could be added to the menu.
The Debate
1. "The fact is, the saddam population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Alexei Falopian. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have saddam kebabs, saddam pies, saddam-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
2. "I agree that something needs to be done about saddam over-population," says random passer-by Roger Shiomi, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
[Accept]
3. "I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Pip Dodinas. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The saddams were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The saddam is part of what makes Glorious Iraq a great nation!"
[Accept]
WHICH ONE?!
Glorious Iraq Decides:
Saddams on the Dinner Table?
Government Acts
The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Glorious Iraq's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that saddams could be added to the menu.
The Debate
1. "The fact is, the saddam population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Alexei Falopian. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have saddam kebabs, saddam pies, saddam-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
2. "I agree that something needs to be done about saddam over-population," says random passer-by Roger Shiomi, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
[Accept]
3. "I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Pip Dodinas. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The saddams were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The saddam is part of what makes Glorious Iraq a great nation!"
[Accept]
WHICH ONE?!