NationStates Jolt Archive

That's right- for a limited time only, the region The Subarctic Continent v 2PI is offering a FREE toaster to all new members! ALL work ghar-an-teed, no shipping and handling, 0% APR financing until 2013! What have you got to lose?

Bah, you guys never deliver. I still haven't received my CnC Universe mug, so why would I trust you with a toaster?

Because we CARE! ANd we deliver only the best- the Veeblfringer Mach VVVVV Carolina LX Saata Lunta Superior eight-slice chrome-plated, Model 2 (model 1 was recalled). And in a region with GUARUNTEED ELECTRICITY, how can you go wrong? Even ask our populace!

POPULACE (in the form of starving peasant): Ayup. I got me a free toaster. Wisht I had me some arable land though. Ah well, this foreign-aid bread toasts as good as any.

Now, the only problem with this deal is last time I accepted a toaster...a free toaster, from a nation whos name I could not pronounce without giving myself a brain hemerage, not only my kitchen but a whole city block went aflame the moment I tried to toast a toaster pastry....It wasn't pretty, boy howdy...my hair still hasnt grown back. Hmmmm..maybe thats what caused the great chipmunk fire of '87?

i could use a new toaster, but im happy in my region at the moment

This prolly should go in Gameplay.

Must... hold back... mustn't... give in...

WANNA WANNA WANNA TOASTER! But won't move. Damn.

That's right- for a limited time only, the region The Subarctic Continent v 2PI is offering a FREE toaster to all new members! ALL work ghar-an-teed, no shipping and handling, 0% APR financing until 2013! What have you got to lose?

What kind of toaster? :?:

That's right- for a limited time only, the region The Subarctic Continent v 2PI is offering a FREE toaster to all new members! ALL work ghar-an-teed, no shipping and handling, 0% APR financing until 2013! What have you got to lose?

LP is willing to offer a free Electric Plant :lol:

That's right- for a limited time only, the region The Subarctic Continent v 2PI is offering a FREE toaster to all new members! ALL work ghar-an-teed, no shipping and handling, 0% APR financing until 2013! What have you got to lose?

LP is willing to offer a free Electric Plant :lol:

You guys are giving stuff away for free? You'll be like us socialist nations next! ;)

You guys are giving stuff away for free? You'll be like us socialist nations next! ;)
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The above nation spent several days as "Capitalizt" :twisted:

You guys are giving stuff away for free? You'll be like us socialist nations next! ;)
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The above nation spent several days as "Capitalizt" :twisted:

But not by choice. :evil: Besides, private enterprise has been outlawed in Goobergunchia since its creation.

You guys are giving stuff away for free? You'll be like us socialist nations next! ;)
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The above nation spent several days as "Capitalizt" :twisted:

But not by choice. :evil: Besides, private enterprise has been outlawed in Goobergunchia since its creation.

Well nationstates seems to take a perverse pleasure to moving me from Capitalizt to Left-Leaning College State whenever I do something like allow white-collar strikes or ban surveillance cameras...

This prolly should go in Gameplay.
Sounds more like :arrow: NationStates