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Gr33t1ngs. We are t3h UN. Pr3p@re too bee viohlat3d. But never pI-I3ar, joo will ahve t3h sivil ritesezorz!

I refuse to dignify that minutial dreck with a response.

I refuse to dignify that minutial dreck with a response.J00 ji$t d1d!11 lolz

Oh my God where do these morons come from? Is that even a credible language. I know 1337 or leet is alright in IM/CHATROOMs but come on, this is a public message board that bears some intelligence, sometimes.

:: SIGH ::

dipshit elimination cannon fired: 2B potatoes at Mach 30

I beg to differ. This 'language' is unacceptable whenever I'm around! [/end petulant rant]

OMG! We shud ecsept all pe0ples langwajes!! It iz tehr sivil rites!

A perfect example of the ubiquitous stupidity that will destroy our world.

Unless you have a stupidty shield around you then your safe.

J00 cant beet t3h UN. We r powurful from teh n00bs in teh f33dir reejons!

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1337=SPAM

Well, this is interesting. I give this nation a lifespan of exactly until the mods find it.

OMG! We shud ecsept all pe0ples langwajes!! It iz tehr sivil rites!

Language and dumbass are different.

[CORRECT GRAMMAR MODE ACTIVATED]
We are the United Nations. We will force all sorts of crazy rules down your throat. You cannot defeat us. You will be liberal.

Well, this is interesting. I give this nation a lifespan of exactly until the mods find it.OOC: The moderators have no reason to delete us.

Someone should alert the mods before i do something bad. :twisted: (alert for move since this dont seem deletable yet but might get there knowing all you people) Oh and United Nations whos puppet are you......

foolish liberals

Someone should alert the mods before i do something bad. :twisted: (alert for move since this dont seem deletable yet but might get there knowing all you people) Oh and United Nations whos puppet are you......We are the UN. You are the puppet.

OOC: I guess this is a mod performing some sort of test on the rest of us. No one I've seen intentionally uses l33t speak on NS, not for a long time. Those who do usually use it to mock newbie nations.

pretty sure this guy aint a mod

OMG! T3h n00bs r are powur soerce!

OOC: I guess this is a mod performing some sort of test on the rest of us. No one I've seen intentionally uses l33t speak on NS, not for a long time. Those who do usually use it to mock newbie nations.

OOC: Has to be. It seems like SLAG just ignored it...unless he went to go tell someone else. Then again, it's not really reprehensible yet...

pretty sure this guy aint a mod

OOC: WA might be right. A mod created a nation called 'Godmodder' a while back, to test our response to godmodders for some reason. He used liberal amounts of 'n00ks' and illegible i33t to be as much of a pain in the ass as possible. If this guy's for real, just ignore him, or 'ingore' him as he might say.

OOC: Has to be. It seems like SLAG just ignored it...unless he went to go tell someone else. Then again, it's not really reprehensible yet...

Or it could be that... oh, I dunno...

I AM NOT A MOD ANYMORE!!!!

*ahem*

Sorry, I know it's the green letters, but I really get sick of saying it. In any case, I think you're all getting a wee bit worked up over something that's so flagrantly a joke nation. Chill.

OOC: SLAG, I know you're not a mod anymore. Hence the "maybe he went to get someone else" part of that statement.

Teh UN iz n0t a j0k3. Joo w1ll b3e assimul8t3d.

Ah. Satire.

Carry on.

--Scolo

OOC: I agree with SLAGlands, this person seems to have gotten the better of you. As I said before, this is too overdone to be serious.

I find him funny. Like a trained monkey in a funny hat. It's hilarious.

I find him funny. Like a trained monkey in a funny hat. It's hilarious.OMG! Trained munkyz is cruool to t3h animulz! L3t it b3 rizolvd taht t3h anumulz is herbiy set fr3e and n0 anumil may b3 h3ld 1n teh b0nd@j.

I find him funny. Like a trained monkey in a funny hat. It's hilarious.

OOC: Again, I agree.

I fully support the NS UN by n00king j00 all wiht 348,073,434,539,456,875,642,845,834,584,538 n00ks!

I fully support the NS UN by n00king j00 all wiht 348,073,434,539,456,875,642,845,834,584,538 n00ks!OMG! But t3h n00kz iz teh b@d! LET IT BE RIZOLVUD TAHT n00ks iz bann3d!

I fully support the NS UN by n00king j00 all wiht 348,073,434,539,456,875,642,845,834,584,538 n00ks!OMG! But t3h n00kz iz teh b@d! LET IT BE RIZOLVUD TAHT n00ks iz bann3d!

I fully support the NS UN by n00king j00 all wiht 348,073,434,539,456,875,642,845,834,584,538 n00ks!OMG! But t3h n00kz iz teh b@d! LET IT BE RIZOLVUD TAHT n00ks iz bann3d!

I fully support the NS UN by n00king j00 all wiht 348,073,434,539,456,875,642,845,834,584,538 n00ks!OMG! But t3h n00kz iz teh b@d! LET IT BE RIZOLVUD TAHT n00ks iz bann3d!

I fully support the NS UN by n00king j00 all wiht 348,073,434,539,456,875,642,845,834,584,538 n00ks!OMG! But t3h n00kz iz teh b@d! LET IT BE RIZOLVUD TAHT n00ks iz bann3d!Oh yah!? We n00k joo too then! We nook teh UN with 872,462,384,065,234,087 eight-billion-gigaton nooks! As a matter of fact, we n00k teh world. You are all glassy craters now. We hereby send 5 trillion tanks to each of your craters. J00 r invaded muthafookas! OOC: Now hand over your passowrds.

I think this guy is a perfectly good representation of the NS UN. What with being powered by ultra-liberal n00bs and all. I personally know one guy whose goal in NS is to pass a proposal about forcing nations to eat a set number of babies each month that's worded to appear to be an anti-child labor decree. I wonder when it'll pass. :wink:

OMG WTF is wrong with you... I mean paying such attention to a morons flamebaiting? ROFL so what if a 12 year old with no pubic hairs wants to type in leet... IT NOT likes hes gonna get some anyways- or if he is a she I DOUBT ANYBODY wants to hit that! :lol:

OMG WTF is wrong with you... I mean paying such attention to a morons flamebaiting? ROFL so what if a 12 year old with no pubic hairs wants to type in leet... IT NOT likes hes gonna get some anyways- or if he is a she I DOUBT ANYBODY wants to hit that! :lol:All I can say is that I hope you're pretending to be stupid. >__<

OMG WTF is wrong with you... I mean paying such attention to a morons flamebaiting? ROFL so what if a 12 year old with no pubic hairs wants to type in leet... IT NOT likes hes gonna get some anyways- or if he is a she I DOUBT ANYBODY wants to hit that! :lol:Oh yah? I n00k joo foo! You r a crater! I support teh UN, and I will kill nyone who messes with it!

I think this guy is a perfectly good representation of the NS UN. What with being powered by ultra-liberal n00bs and all. I personally know one guy whose goal in NS is to pass a proposal about forcing nations to eat a set number of babies each month that's worded to appear to be an anti-child labor decree. I wonder when it'll pass. :wink:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
if that passes i'll eat my girlfreind.........[wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more say no more]

OMG! Teh Red Arrow is 0ur masc07! he embodeez @ll taht t3h UN standz f0r!

please shut up before i get my winged monkeys to come looking for you.......... can you not speak or even act sensibly?
:roll:

Twat r j00 tolking aboot? We r serious, f0r we r teh UN!

The UN does not control non UN nations. *magically nukes the guy so he can brag he nuked the un...........*

please shut up before i get my winged monkeys to come looking for you.......... can you not speak or even act sensibly?
:roll:I send 3 billion tanks, 10 trillion troops, and 1 billion über-class stealth bombers to attack j00! Your capital is now mine f00!

OMG WTF is wrong with you... I mean paying such attention to a morons flamebaiting? ROFL so what if a 12 year old with no pubic hairs wants to type in leet... IT NOT likes hes gonna get some anyways- or if he is a she I DOUBT ANYBODY wants to hit that! :lol:All I can say is that I hope you're pretending to be stupid. >__<

There was a report done recently, it showed that 87% of people who typed in l33t actually have pubic hair.

http://207.44.246.95/147/67/upload/p983.jpg

As you can see, the male, 10-12 catagory isn't even represented. In fact, the older you get the more you use l33t as a means of speaking -until you hit the 30-40 age mark that is. So... use l33t to your liking, it's perfectly safe an FDA approved.

Wow godmoder (must be because godmodder is taken :roll: ) sure gets the job done.......congrats on underkill.

The UN does not control non UN nations. *magically nukes the guy so he can brag he nuked the un...........*WHEREAS non-UN nations are oppressing the world with their so called "national sovereignty,"
WHEREAS the UN is not nearly powerful enough to protect the world from the evils of capitalism and national sovereignty yet,
LET IT BE RESOLVED THAT all non-UN nations are now under the direct control of the United Nations.

United Nations......hmmm im not a nation though so i don't count yay. *Randomlly oppresses more people* And if im in the UN *randomlly executes more and more people randomlly* Plus if i was in the UN i think i would randomy blow up the earth on an off day.

The UN does not control non UN nations. *magically nukes the guy so he can brag he nuked the un...........*I counter-n00k joo wiht 3,298,749,864,598,645,565,485,790,485,649,086,569 n00ks! Hello crater!

The UN does not control non UN nations. *magically nukes the guy so he can brag he nuked the un...........*I counter-n00k joo wiht 3,298,749,864,598,645,565,485,790,485,649,086,569 n00ks! Hello crater! Why wont you let me nuke the un i was aiming for un populated land. *his peopel are like rabbits and in no time the population is back to normal.* Cool i have mutants in my crater wahoo!

-double post- Nothing to see here keep on moving

United Nations......hmmm im not a nation though so i don't count yay. *Randomlly oppresses more people* And if im in the UN *randomlly executes more and more people randomlly* Plus if i was in the UN i think i would randomy blow up the earth on an off day.WHEREAS this guy is trying to escape our grasp,
LET IT BE RESOLVED THAT every person in the world is now under the direct control of the UN.

[WHEREAS this guy is trying to escape our grasp,
LET IT BE RESOLVED THAT every person in the world is now under the direct control of the UN. wow hes good.........*turns into a animal and makes his place into a zoo to escape again* Animals no count as peopel. OK HOW DID THIS END UP IN GAME PLAY. (sorry for caps just reall really confused)

[WHEREAS this guy is trying to escape our grasp,
LET IT BE RESOLVED THAT every person in the world is now under the direct control of the UN. wow hes good.........*turns into a animal and makes his place into a zoo to escape again* Animals no count as peopel. OK HOW DID THIS END UP IN GAME PLAY. (sorry for caps just reall really confused)I n00k t3h z00!

meanie you nooked my zoo...... now its a zoo of mutant rabbits and other things.......how about we fill the crater zoo up with water and cash some fishies?

HAHAHAHAHA!!! PTDL!!!! :arrow: ARCHIVE

Doesn't this topic rule all others? I think it does.

Gr33t1ngs. We are t3h UN. Pr3p@re too bee viohlat3d. But never pI-I3ar, joo will ahve t3h sivil ritesezorz!

OMG TAHT SI TEH FUNNYST TIHNG EYE HVAE EVAR SEENS
I ARE WITH TEH LAFXORING

seriously, that is funny, made me laugh out loud, GUD WERK!!!

Holy Emperor Elwood Zev Corran: I always knew the UN was no good and was controlled by The Man!

Military Advisor Ritsuko Yamamoto: Umm... Your Henceness this isn't really the UN anyway, it's some kind of UN anomaly!

Corran: But what the heck are they saying? I can't understand it!

Ritsuko: It's a form of L337. You know, as in our currency?

Corran: Yeah, currency. Not a spoken language!

Ritsuko: But... it is a spoken language, just not in International communication!

Corran: Oh ok. ::looks over the recent communications:: Ritsuko, remind me to give a crap sometime. These guys might prove to be more than just morons! They could actually be idiots!

Ladies and Gentleman a Brand New Conspiracy is proved. (well not new EXACTLY)
The Useless United Nations is controlled by none other then "the Man" no one knows who he is just that he has puppets everywhere including the UN this was just proved by the UN posting this stuff.......Oh and the Government abducts cats for expirmentation but you didnt hear that from me.

omfg LOLOL teh 1337 h4x0rz r teh pwning j00 all lawlz teh Kingdom of 1337 > *

kthxbai

Ladies and Gentleman a Brand New Conspiracy is proved. (well not new EXACTLY)
The Useless United Nations is controlled by none other then "the Man" no one knows who he is just that he has puppets everywhere including the UN this was just proved by the UN posting this stuff.......Oh and the Government abducts cats for expirmentation but you didnt hear that from me.W3 lyke j00r gr@mmer!

Ladies and Gentleman a Brand New Conspiracy is proved. (well not new EXACTLY)
The Useless United Nations is controlled by none other then "the Man" no one knows who he is just that he has puppets everywhere including the UN this was just proved by the UN posting this stuff.......Oh and the Government abducts cats for expirmentation but you didnt hear that from me.

The Man? Of course no one knows who he is. But several months ago we did research on that very theory! In fact, it sparked a controversy that led to the first LETI war (A war in which by some amount of irony, we were not really involved...)

*leaves this thread to go start more conpiracy stuff he guesses* i'll come back to haunt you cause i never die.

Do you realize that the non-UN nations will never give in to any of the stupid liberal crap that the UN pulls. Turn me into a democracy will they.

Do you realize that the non-UN nations will never give in to any of the stupid liberal crap that the UN pulls. Turn me into a democracy will they.I kill all j00r tr00pz wiht my über-deathray of pI-I3@R biatch!

Do you realize that the non-UN nations will never give in to any of the stupid liberal crap that the UN pulls. Turn me into a democracy will they.WHEREAS the nation of Sigma Octavus is recalcitrant,
LET IT BE RESOLVED THAT Sigma Octavus is hereby converted to liberalism in every way, shape, and form.

*calls up General Black Mage* HADOKEN! *hadokens the UN* i win they lose.

*calls up General Black Mage* HADOKEN! *hadokens the UN* i win they lose.WHEREAS the UN doesn't know what the fuck this guy is talking about,
LET IT BE ESTABLISHED THAT hadokens are hereby banned in all parts of the world.

[ooc: I've spent 7 and a half months on NS trying to defend the UN. It's people like you that give us a bad reputation. Therefore....]

IC: A nuclear-tipped ballistic missile is launched from a Goobergunchian missile silo towards the country in question.

- Grand Commander Verplunxx, we have received word that a tiny nation has emerged, claiming to represent the will of the United Nations.

= Oh?

- Um. Yes. Sir, their language is unlike anything we have ever seen before. The syntax is very primitive. Our grammarians do not believe that they can possibly be Equivalent Technology.

= And they claim the voice of the UN as their own?

- Sir, yes. Only...

= Yes?

- Sir, they do not appear to have UN membership.

= Impostors, then?

- It is a possibility. Although they do claim that every nation regardless of the possession of UN membership must now submit to the will of the UN to escape a nuclear holocaust. Sir.

= Interesting.

- Sir?

= You have done well, Progressor. Tell me, has the Delegacy of the Mercian Regions been fully transferred to us?

- Yes, sir. The former Delegate recognised your ascendancy several hours ago.

= What is the stength of the standing army at my disposal?

- We have yet to do a full audit. But we believe it to be in the high hundreds of millions, sir.

= They are ready to march?

- Yes, sir!

= That being the case, annihilate the . . . what was their name again?

- The NS United Nations.

= Whatever.

= Oh, and contact Regional Control, order them to raise the Ignore Shields. Otherwise we will never hear the end of it.

- Grand Commander Verplunxx, we have received word that a tiny nation has emerged, claiming to represent the will of the United Nations.

= Oh?

- Um. Yes. Sir, their language is unlike anything we have ever seen before. The syntax is very primitive. Our grammarians do not believe that they can possibly be Equivalent Technology.

= And they claim the voice of the UN as their own?

- Sir, yes. Only...

= Yes?

- Sir, they do not appear to have UN membership.

= Impostors, then?

- It is a possibility. Although they do claim that every nation regardless of the possession of UN membership must now submit to the will of the UN to escape a nuclear holocaust. Sir.

= Interesting.

- Sir?

= You have done well, Progressor. Tell me, has the Delegacy of the Mercian Regions been fully transferred to us?

- Yes, sir. The former Delegate recognised your ascendancy several hours ago.

= What is the stength of the standing army at my disposal?

- We have yet to do a full audit. But we believe it to be in the high hundreds of millions, sir.

= They are ready to march?

- Yes, sir!

= That being the case, annihilate the . . . what was their name again?

- The NS United Nations.

= Whatever.

= Oh, and contact Regional Control, order them to raise the Ignore Shields. Otherwise we will never hear the end of it.We ahve t3h UN m3mbur5I-Iip! We r teh UN! J00 will b3 liburul!

My God. I feel right at home here. Time to get to work. Bwahahahahaha!!!! :twisted:

Somewhere in the Imperial Palace

"Sir, The illiterate stupid are causing problems again."

"How so?"

"Well, it would appear that they have their own language now. It uses poor spelling, atrocious grammar, numbers in place of letters, and general stupidity to confuse intelligent and sane readers.

"Hmmm. This is a most disturbing development. Very well, kill them all. No survivors."

"Sir, we don't have the Death Penalty. And someone might notice that we've randomly killed a large number of people."

"Excellent point, Johnson. Arrest them for trivial crimes, then shoot them whilst they 'attempt to escape from lawful custody'. Then put a knife on them somewhere and claim they attacked the officer first."

"Very good, Sir."

"Oh, and Johnson?"

"Sir?"

"Activate the IGNORE shield. We have enough trouble with stupidity without having to put up with even more of it."

"Right away, Sir."

Somewhere in the Imperial Palace

"Sir, The illiterate stupid are causing problems again."

"How so?"

"Well, it would appear that they have their own language now. It uses poor spelling, atrocious grammar, numbers in place of letters, and general stupidity to confuse intelligent and sane readers.

"Hmmm. This is a most disturbing development. Very well, kill them all. No survivors."

"Sir, we don't have the Death Penalty. And someone might notice that we've randomly killed a large number of people."

"Excellent point, Johnson. Arrest them for trivial crimes, then shoot them whilst they 'attempt to escape from lawful custody'. Then put a knife on them somewhere and claim they attacked the officer first."

"Very good, Sir."

"Oh, and Johnson?"

"Sir?"

"Activate the IGNORE shield. We have enough trouble with stupidity without having to put up with even more of it."

"Right away, Sir."OMG! LET IT BE RESOLVED THAT @11 d3th shuI) b3 @b0li5I-I3d!

OMG! W3 5upp0r7 411 pr0p0541z!!!!!!111!!