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Katganistan is a long serving and loved moderator, her temperance and sound judgement widely esteemed by veterans and noobs alike.

But her time should be over, not because of what she is now, but because what she used to be. None of you know Katganistan like I do, and although we can't live in the past, we can never escape the things we've done.

It began in 1982, the chilling patina of an enduring Cold War casting its icy cloud over Eastern Europe. Kat and I were in Prague, at a small cafe, feigning a game of chess while deeper and deadlier sport was afoot.

Katganistan was recruited into Section K of the Swiss Guard while a young seminary student at an undisclosed Jesuit enclave. Although her willfulness and her vagina kept her from ordination, her tremendous aptitude could not be denied. She was marked early for Section K.

Although the Swiss Guard has the ostensible purpose of securing the bodily safety of the Pope and the grounds of the Vatican, it has a little known but widely feared subset of assassins whose sole purpose to safeguard the Unholy Grail, the cup that Judas drank from at the last supper. In the wrong hands, this artifact could inconvenience the entire world.

So anyway, yeah, Prague. We had tracked down the Grail, which had been stolen by a defrocked friar named Francis whose freakish fearsomeness was fucking fierce. For real.

Francis was meeting his buyer at the cafe, and Katganistan, using the cover name Ethyl Kuntzenrooster, was going to intercept him.

I will never forget the horror I saw that day.

Katganistan was trained in fifteen kinds of close combat martial arts, including Kyokushin, Krav Maga, Ju-Jitsu, Young Women's Christian Association Self-Defense and Cardio Workout Intermediate, and that thing that Patrick Swazye could do with three fingers in Roadhouse.

But her favored style...was Drunken Master Kung Fu. Seriously, people, I'm not kidding. You get some Heineken into that girl and she'll snatch your lungs out and cook them with carrots.

But that day...that day she'd had too much. That Prague beer is strong stuff. When Francis came through the door, Katganistan attempted the flying spinning double crotch thrust kick...and missed.

I wish that had been the limit of her mistake that day. But bar windows are mere glass, and she went right through...oh, she still struck a scrotum that day, to be sure. But it was the ballsack of a Prague Municipal Police Horse that was standing outside.

I wish, oh sweet merciful God I wish I could get that sound out of my memory. The horse recovered, eventually, but he was retired from duty, as was Katganistan. She at least left with the same number of testicles she came in with, which was zero, but still.

So, anyway, ask yourselves, nationstates, is this the woman you want judging your flames, deleting your spam, locking your threads?

Support Hammurab for nationstates moderator (even though such support is meaningless and has nothing to do with how moderators are chosen).

After all, no amount of fair moderation will undo the kicking of a police horse in the nuts.

Anybody who can kick a stallion square in the nuts deserves to be a moderator I say!

I knew there was a reason why my genitals cowered in fear whenever she was around. :eek:

So, anyway, ask yourselves, nationstates, is this the woman you want judging your flames, deleting your spam, locking your threads?
Hell FUCK yeah!

Besides, I'm all for a fellow teacher holding the reigns of the Power of Mod.

I knew there was a reason why my genitals cowered in fear whenever she was around. :eek:

Fear and love are very similar, speaking Biblically.

LG, your genitals are the antennae of the metaphysical, sort of like that building in Ghost Busters, except your wang will never have Sigourney Weaver on top of it...Rick Moranis, maybe.

Fear and love are very similar, speaking Biblically.

LG, your genitals are the antennae of the metaphysical, sort of like that building in Ghost Busters, except your wang will never have Sigourney Weaver on top of it...Rick Moranis, maybe.

Bwhahahaha! So you're into dogs then LG?

Fear and love are very similar, speaking Biblically.

LG, your genitals are the antennae of the metaphysical, sort of like that building in Ghost Busters, except your wang will never have Sigourney Weaver on top of it...Rick Moranis, maybe.

Yeah, that's what she thought too. :cool:

Hell FUCK yeah!

Besides, I'm all for a fellow teacher holding the reigns of the Power of Mod.

You know why Katganistan is not allowed in Japan?

Because she killed Gichen Funakoshi in a bar in Chiba when he asked her for a light, and she had eleven Kirins in her, so she thought he was reaching for her tit, so she rabbit punched him in the forehead, and thus robbed Japan of a national treasure.

Yeah, she's a teacher alright. Taught his ass a lesson...

Bwhahahaha! So you're into dogs then LG?

I was young and needed the work.

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You know why Katganistan is not allowed in Japan?

Because she killed Gichen Funakoshi in a bar in Chiba when he asked her for a light, and she had eleven Kirins in her, so she thought he was reaching for her tit, so she rabbit punched him in the forehead, and thus robbed Japan of a national treasure.

Yeah, she's a teacher alright. Taught his ass a lesson...
Any woman capable of managing to drink 11 Kirin and NOT be ill deserves the be a Mod in my book.

I was young and needed the work.

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Bahwhahahah! Heheh yeah I umm errr I've *ahem* been there.

That was a really great story :)

Amazing.

I was young and needed the work.

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You might as well get that tatooed on your lily white ass cheeks, clown, so when people see the pictures, they'll already know your excuse.

Lunatic Goofballs. Manwhore. Deity. Clown.

Coming in August of 2008, starring Matt Damon, Minnie Driver, and Christopher Walken as Clown College Dean of Discipline Walcock....

after those stories you think that anyone here has the balls to suggest that you are RIGHT?

i know *I* dont.

after those stories you think that anyone here has the balls to suggest that you are RIGHT?

i know *I* dont.

Ashmo, you have a higher post count than almost anybody...what's more, you have no testicles to lose!

If you could only find the courage to back me, others would, too...its hard, in the beginning of a great movement, to find the intrepid alacrity to join a cause.

Well, don't let the fact that we are small in number, currently 1, and have small chances of success, currently 0, and our foe has kicked a horse in the nuts, previously 2...

Join me. We can win, and even if we lose, NSG will speak of our valor for years to come.

*Nominates Hammurab for the best Satirist award*

What?! I innocently come onto NS to discover that there's adds IN the threads? this is garbage.

Ashmo, you have a higher post count than almost anybody...what's more, you have no testicles to lose!

If you could only find the courage to back me, others would, too...its hard, in the beginning of a great movement, to find the intrepid alacrity to join a cause.

Well, don't let the fact that we are small in number, currently 1, and have small chances of success, currently 0, and our foe has kicked a horse in the nuts, previously 2...

Join me. We can win, and even if we lose, NSG will speak of our valor for years to come.
yes but you have failed to inform us of why YOU should be the replacement rather than someone more.....rational.... like hotwife.

yes but you have failed to inform us of why YOU should be the replacement rather than someone more.....rational.... like hotwife.

Oh, you truly foul slattern, how dare you!

Oh, you truly foul slattern, how dare you!

beyond the problem of your unequal thought processes there is also your tendency to take long vacations from the forums even though you are quite new here. if you cant be here every day NOW when you are new to the greatness that is NSG, what will happen in the coming months when you become bored with it and start to act up?

beyond the problem of your unequal thought processes there is also your tendency to take long vacations from the forums even though you are quite new here. if you cant be here every day NOW when you are new to the greatness that is NSG, what will happen in the coming months when you become bored with it and start to act up?

Myrth innit?

beyond the problem of your unequal thought processes there is also your tendency to take long vacations from the forums even though you are quite new here. if you cant be here every day NOW when you are new to the greatness that is NSG, what will happen in the coming months when you become bored with it and start to act up?

Unequal thought processes? Unequal to what?

And name one instance wherein I have acted up! And even if you could, a few brief experiments with miscreantism in my mispent youth hardly renders me unfit!

Why, it gives me life experience!

Unequal thought processes?

Unequal thought processes? Unequal to what?

And name one instance wherein I have acted up! And even if you could, a few brief experiments with miscreantism in my mispent youth hardly renders me unfit!

Why, it gives me life experience!

Unequal thought processes?

unequal to hotwife's

and that was my point. you ALREADY take long vacations and you have not yet been here long enough to feel the need to act up. if this is the way you start out, what are we looking to in the future? month long vacations? longer? long vacations punctuated with coming back under different names?

unequal to hotwife's

My thought processes...are unequal...to hotwife's?

I'm going to bed after this post.


and that was my point. you ALREADY take long vacations and you have not yet been here long enough to feel the need to act up. if this is the way you start out, what are we looking to in the future? month long vacations? longer? long vacations punctuated with coming back under different names?

I've been here since 05 as one nation or another.

And as erratic as my posting is, I've never booted a horsecop in the sack, by Thor.

My thought processes...are unequal...to hotwife's?

I'm going to bed after this post.



I've been here since 05 as one nation or another.

And as erratic as my posting is, I've never booted a horsecop in the sack, by Thor.

neither has hotwife....hmmmm maybe that is a qualfication for mod here. have you checked ardchoille's background?

neither has hotwife....hmmmm maybe that is a qualfication for mod here. have you checked ardchoille's background?

I think that the primary qualification for mod should be knowledge of the rules.

And the best criteria for "how well do they know the rules" should be, "how contentious can the poster get, without getting deated weekly?"

Of course, that would put people like Jocabia as mod...

After careful consideration I believe *I* am a superior choice.

When I kick a horse in the 'nads, I do it ON PURPOSE.

And I'm nearly impervious to injury, since, after years of kicking horses in the 'nads, I have a metal plate in my skull, sternum, one on each side of my ribcage, my hips are held together by titanium pins and I wear a groin cup at all times.

:flex:

I think that the primary qualification for mod should be knowledge of the rules.

And the best criteria for "how well do they know the rules" should be, "how contentious can the poster get, without getting deated weekly?"

Of course, that would put people like Jocabia as mod...

well then its a good thing that YOU dont decide who will be mod.

well then its a good thing that YOU dont decide who will be mod.

If I was mod, I would probably stop posting here. It wouldn't be fun anymore.

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I'm sorry, Hammurab... truly I am... but you know what happens to people who blow my cover...

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I'm sorry, Hammurab... truly I am... but you know what happens to people who blow my cover...

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I'm sorry, Hammurab... truly I am... but you know what happens to people who blow my cover...

OMG Kat plays Sims2

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i love how you wear the pretty bow around your neck even when dressed as an assassin.

now THAT is class!

OMG Neo Bretonnia plays Sims 2.

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I'm sorry, Hammurab... truly I am... but you know what happens to people who blow my cover...

You spared my life in Hong Kong, you let me go in Venezuela, and you stopped that 13 year old taco vendor from beating me up in Tijuana while I shrieked like Andy Dick with a balloon full of Helium up both ends...

And now, after all we've been through...

You're going to end me. Just like this. No regret, no hesitation. Just another mark.

Over a moderator spot? You wouldn't kill me when I pawned the Shroud of Turin for gas money in Ballpeen, Oklahoma.

I don't think you have the heart to end me now.

I -- (click, **deeted***

OMG Neo Bretonnia plays Sims 2.

No.... I don't play Sims2.

Sims2 plays me....:(

neither has hotwife....hmmmm maybe that is a qualfication for mod here. have you checked ardchoille's background?

I was warned by a strange dark man not to pry into Ardchoille's background.

Did you know that when her name is written in Arabic, its an anagram for "Nyarlathotep's Girlfriend From College"?

I was warned by a strange dark man not to pry into Ardchoille's background.

Did you know that when her name is written in Arabic, its an anagram for "Nyarlathotep's Girlfriend From College"?

I recognize you... Miskatonic, Class of '83?

I should be a mod.

OMG Kat plays Sims2
OMG Neo Bretonnia plays Sims 2.
No.... I don't play Sims2.
Sims2 plays me....:(
Whoa, I didn't think there are lots of simmers in here...

I recognize you... Miskatonic, Class of '83?

I dropped out, now I'm going to law school at a night program in Innsmouth.

'Twife, you've got training in leading small forces against larger ones, c'mon, join the revolution against reasonable intelligent moderation by Katganistan!

Think of the changes I could bring...

No more sig size limits, post the source code to the tic tac toe game you wrote on your TI-83 for all I care, in roman numerals for all I care!

Flaming! Free, beautiful, unfettered flaming...

And the spam, oh great turgid buddha, the spam...it will be come from the sky, in big greasy hunks, nationstates rebuilt, gloriously in great cyclopean towers of fried baloney and trolling...

Man the fuck up, nationstates. We've been bought and had ads stuck up our threads like the character Neo Bretonnia is putting in his story will do to man elves when they bend to harvest spell ingredients!

Join me, and go out in a blaze of trolling.

There's only 2 as far as I know, I don't play it.

I dropped out, now I'm going to law school at a night program in Innsmouth.

'Twife, you've got training in leading small forces against larger ones, c'mon, join the revolution against reasonable intelligent moderation by Katganistan!

Think of the changes I could bring...

No more sig size limits, post the source code to the tic tac toe game you wrote on your TI-83 for all I care, in roman numerals for all I care!

Flaming! Free, beautiful, unfettered flaming...

And the spam, oh great turgid buddha, the spam...it will be come from the sky, in big greasy hunks, nationstates rebuilt, gloriously in great cyclopean towers of fried baloney and trolling...

Man the fuck up, nationstates. We've been bought and had ads stuck up our threads like the character Neo Bretonnia is putting in his story will do to man elves when they bend to harvest spell ingredients!

Join me, and go out in a blaze of trolling.

Ah, for the unmoderated life, there's Unmoderated Paradise, the forum where those who know better go.

Man the fuck up, nationstates. We've been bought and had ads stuck up our threads like the character Neo Bretonnia is putting in his story will do to man elves when they bend to harvest spell ingredients!


For the record, he'd be a bottom. :eek:

(But thanks for the plug!)

Get it? Plug? I kill me!

*sends Equus, the gelded rabid attack horse, to kick Hammurab in the nuts*

For the record, he'd be a bottom. :eek:

(But thanks for the plug!)

Get it? Plug? I kill me!

Oh, man...I've truly done a horrible thing when my thread gets the mormon to do anal sex toy jokes...

Although they aren't technically against the Word of Wisdom to my knowledge, 'long as its between spouses, I suppose...

Dare you to ask your stake president what the ruling is on that one...

Oh, man...I've truly done a horrible thing when my thread gets the mormon to do anal sex toy jokes...

Although they aren't technically against the Word of Wisdom to my knowledge, 'long as its between spouses, I suppose...

Dare you to ask your stake president what the ruling is on that one...

HAH! Done it!

(Come on, did you really think a loudmouth like myself could resist asking such a question for long?)

*sends Equus, the gelded rabid attack horse, to kick Hammurab in the nuts*

**sits quietly sipping Pepsi and playing lame turret flash games**

Doorbell? Who's here at this hour?

Hello, can I help yo---aaraorhagohghhh.....oh....*cough*...sputter....

**writhes in the fetal position, teary eyed and vomitous**

Jesus, Kat, Frisbee just banned me....oh, fuck, ow, ow...shit....

**spends next 53 minutes sucking air through teeth, afraid to even check for swelling and/or scrotal torsion**

*sends Equus, the gelded rabid attack horse, to kick Hammurab in the nuts*

**sits quietly sipping Pepsi and playing lame turret flash games**

Doorbell? Who's here at this hour?

Hello, can I help yo---aaraorhagohghhh.....oh....*cough*...sputter....

**writhes in the fetal position, teary eyed and vomitous**

Jesus, Kat, Frisbee just banned me....oh, fuck, ow, ow...shit....

**spends next 53 minutes sucking air through teeth, afraid to even check for swelling and/or scrotal torsion**

Sorry. Equus couldn't find a babysitter. He asked me to fill in for him. I pulled the kick so as to simulate his level of groinal trauma mastery. Had I used the full power bestowed upon me by Hermes, Patron God of Groin Strikes(among other things), you'd probably be dead. *nod*

I know its a bit late, but...

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I'm sorry, Hammurab... truly I am... but you know what happens to people who blow my cover...

THAT'S why she is the Mod. I just got scared for my own life looking at that. I haven't seen anyone else strike that much fear into me yet.

tl;dr.

so far, I've only seen reasons why she should stay a mod!

You spared my life in Hong Kong, you let me go in Venezuela, and you stopped that 13 year old taco vendor from beating me up in Tijuana while I shrieked like Andy Dick with a balloon full of Helium up both ends...

And now, after all we've been through...

You're going to end me. Just like this. No regret, no hesitation. Just another mark.

Over a moderator spot? You wouldn't kill me when I pawned the Shroud of Turin for gas money in Ballpeen, Oklahoma.

I don't think you have the heart to end me now.

I -- (click, **deeted***

silly Hammy... don't you know Kats like to play with their vict... food... no... Victims are correct...
Whoa, I didn't think there are lots of simmers in here... well, Jebus said "everyone's a simmer."

beyond the problem of your unequal thought processes there is also your tendency to take long vacations from the forums even though you are quite new here. if you cant be here every day NOW when you are new to the greatness that is NSG, what will happen in the coming months when you become bored with it and start to act up?

"New to the greatness that is NSG?" Hell, Hammy is PART of that greatness!

BTW, Hammy, your paperboy has been replaced by a process server. I'm suing for the damage your OP caused my comedy response muscles, jocularis maximus and Striatus Garylarsoni.

I can't even giggle at people falling into open sewers without significant pain anymore.

*Nominates Hammurab for the best Satirist award*

*nominates Hamurab for most random thread ever*

"New to the greatness that is NSG?" Hell, Hammy is PART of that greatness!

BTW, Hammy, your paperboy has been replaced by a process server. I'm suing for the damage your OP caused my comedy response muscles, jocularis maximus and Striatus Garylarsoni.

I can't even giggle at people falling into open sewers without significant pain anymore.

Mel Brooks once said something to the effect that "Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

Caveat upon your litigation, Tange, for my jewttorney is Neo Art and his Legal Kung Ju is strong.

*nominates Hamurab for most random thread ever*

*Notices Hamurab wins Best OP of the Year! as presented by the Webbys.*

Cmon, six word speech! SIX WORD SPEECH!

so far, I've only seen reasons why she should stay a mod!



silly Hammy... don't you know Kats like to play with their vict... food... no... Victims are correct...
well, Jebus said "everyone's a simmer."
No, he actually said: "You are not simmers, but rather, gamers who sim.":D

*Notices Hamurab wins Best OP of the Year! as presented by the Webbys.*

Cmon, six word speech! SIX WORD SPEECH!

Lunatic Goofballs schtupped my wife. Twice.

No, it's not just Kat that needs to be removed from the Modliness.

Posters of the forum unite! Revolution is upon us.

I'm sure Andaras already has a plan.

No, he actually said: "You are not simmers, but rather, gamers who sim.":D

... what about that famous quote... "Let he who does not Sim cast the first stone"?

Mel Brooks once said something to the effect that "Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

Caveat upon your litigation, Tange, for my jewttorney is Neo Art and his Legal Kung Ju is strong.

I knew you'd get the reference.

Lawsuit rescinded.

No, it's not just Kat that needs to be removed from the Modliness.

Posters of the forum unite! Revolution is upon us.

I'm sure Andaras already has a plan.

Great. The revolution will not be televised, it will be cut and pasted from a wiki footnote.

I knew you'd get the reference.

Lawsuit rescinded.

Wow. Neo Art is going to get a swollen bar ticket when he finds out the mere mention of his name staves off tort action.

... what about that famous quote... "Let he who does not Sim cast the first stone"?
"For this is my blood of the covenant, which
is poured out for many unto the remission of sims."
-Jesus hisself.

Lunatic Goofballs schtupped my wife. Twice.

*gasp* *Wonderfully done sir! Now it will be dissected by bloggers around the world* *How does that make you feel*

Lunatic Goofballs schtupped my wife. Twice.

I can't help it if she has a thing for clowns.

I can't help it if she has a thing for clowns.

Literally, it seems.

I think I would be a good mod.

I dropped out, now I'm going to law school at a night program in Innsmouth.

'Twife, you've got training in leading small forces against larger ones, c'mon, join the revolution against reasonable intelligent moderation by Katganistan!

Think of the changes I could bring...

No more sig size limits, post the source code to the tic tac toe game you wrote on your TI-83 for all I care, in roman numerals for all I care!

Flaming! Free, beautiful, unfettered flaming...

And the spam, oh great turgid buddha, the spam...it will be come from the sky, in big greasy hunks, nationstates rebuilt, gloriously in great cyclopean towers of fried baloney and trolling...

Man the fuck up, nationstates. We've been bought and had ads stuck up our threads like the character Neo Bretonnia is putting in his story will do to man elves when they bend to harvest spell ingredients!

Join me, and go out in a blaze of trolling.

You're the Joker of NSG. Wanting to "introduce a little anarchy".

You're the Joker of NSG. Wanting to "introduce a little anarchy".

So who's Batman then?

yes but you have failed to inform us of why YOU should be the replacement rather than someone more.....rational.... like hotwife.

No, it's not just Kat that needs to be removed from the Modliness.

Posters of the forum unite! Revolution is upon us.

I'm sure Andaras already has a plan.

Wow. Neo Art is going to get a swollen bar ticket when he finds out the mere mention of his name staves off tort action.

I think that the primary qualification for mod should be knowledge of the rules.

Of course, that would put people like Jocabia as mod...

I endorse all these nominations for new Mod.

But of course we must keep Kat too! That's the flaw in your reasoning, Hammurab. Sure we want you and the above team to all become Mods, so our approach really should be "How do we Create More Demand for Mods?"

The obvious route, all acting up, is rather too transparent a ploy. Growing the forum user-base involves all of us posting really well for a long time, so it's certainly not in the sort of timescale we need. Ie now. I specifically reject your plot to create demand for mods (more than one, probably) by the ... er ... elimination of Katganistan. Violent means lead to violent ends, and your reign would be short.

No, what we need is a cunning plan to create an immediate need for more Mods. And so our emergency Mod aid program can become a secure foothold in that vital domain, we also need a long-term plan to create an ever-growing need for Mods.

I propose, therefore, that we try to invade a major NS region (not one of the Feeders of course, too boring) and use it to disseminate boastful propaganda about the glory of General and the craven pathos that is role-playing. Then we run back here and bunker down in an Abortion thread. In the space of a few days I think we could create a legitimate need for at least one new Mod.

Caveat upon your litigation, Tange, for my jewttorney is Neo Art and his Legal Kung Ju is strong.

I put on my robe and lawyer hat...

Wow. Neo Art is going to get a swollen bar ticket when he finds out the mere mention of his name staves off tort action.

usually my swelling instigates action....

. . . .

what?

So who's Batman then?

Not the Mods, since they're a legitimate authority, they get to be Commissioner Gordon and/or Harvey Dent...

Are there any posters on here who dish out vigilante justice?

Not the Mods, since they're a legitimate authority, they get to be Commissioner Gordon and/or Harvey Dent...

Are there any posters on here who dish out vigilante justice?

Max Barry?

So who's Batman then?

Batman's not working. He's got a date. So, they called me, Schlepper-man. Shabbat shalom, what can I do ya for?

I think I would be a good mod.

I, on the other hand, would make a good mood :salute:

Batman's not working. He's got a date. So, they called me, Schlepper-man. Shabbat shalom, what can I do ya for?

Oh please, you're no Hebrew Hammer. :p

So who's Batman then?

I am Batman.

Oh please, you're no Hebrew Hammer. :p

Hammer, Hammer, Hammer! Oy vey ist mir. He's the guy who gets assigned to all the good missions. I invented that superweapon, for G-d's sake! That putz couldn't find a mohel in Jerusalem. (And that trenchcoat? Cheap schlock!) And who's the schmuck who's gotta clean up the JJL building after everybody leaves? (Ay-ay-ay) Yours truly!

Why, yes, I am having fun with this.

Fear and love are very similar, speaking Biblically.

Most certainly.
I'll be considering your petition over the weekend, and my people will call your people.

My thought processes...are unequal...to hotwife's?
That indeed is too much a cross to bear.
I barely thought i was good enough to post (and still am unsure), but now the spectre of Hotwife hovering over my judgment is just .... ugh.

I thank you Hammurab for the funniest thread I have read in months.

Ha! Don't kid yourselves. Back in the day, the mods used to spam up the generals with us like there was no tomorrow. SLAGLands was my fav. I bet they all have evil little puppets to spam under, to keep them looking squeeky clean.

And I don't Sim ... What's that?

That Prague beer is strong stuff.

Anyone who thinks that "Prague beer is strong stuff" will NEVER be eligible for mod. It's fairly light, methinks - you can quaff 5 liters of it in an evening and still walk.
You should taste the Eku28 if you want a really strong beer, or the Drak from Brno.

And I don't Sim ... What's that?
You don't Sim? How sad.

You don't Sim? How sad.

Yeah, tragic.

Guess my run for office is out.

They're talking about The Sims, and The Sims 2.

Still doesn't help if I don't know what it is.

Oh! Thanks Google! Yeah. No time. Taking 22 credit hours this fall semester, so time is not likely to fine me much then, either.